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AP News fact checks a claim; :marseywitchtriggered: show their reading comprehension skills

https://old.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/10tkw6j/florida_weighs_mandating_menstrual_cycle_details?sort=controversial

i will (probably not) give out marseybux if someone can give me a niche place to find sneed; a post i was sitting on got sniped while i was sleeping :marseycry:

our lovely friends over at /r/Politics once again show how utterly :marseybrainletclapping: they are. ap news released a fact-check verifying whether or not Florida's governor required extensive menstrual cycle information in order to let women play in sports. Which, according to the article itself, is false; although the topic is being debated:

The Florida High School Athletic Association is weighing the recommendation from an advisory committee, but no final decision has been made.
and this take literally seconds to verify! all any r-slur would have to do is actually click on the link provided.

this was naturally then posted to the board for "discussion" (see: :marseytransattentionseeker:). Even looking at the post itself you can tell these things are not set in stone; as the post is titled Florida weighs mandating menstrual cycle details for female athletes. sadly sorting comments by controversial doesn't give that sweet dopamine hit of drama as usual.

sorting by top, however, we can see how many redditors can actually read words. they can't

I would start mailing my used tampons and pads etc to this frickass.
Please do so. Keep these fascist nuts away from trying to control women’s bodies.

:marseyyikes: if i was a white politician i would double down because of you r-slurs

and how is this controlling women's bodies? if you're a legacy foid and genuinely believe this is them policing you then you aren't a legacy foid :marseyeggirl:

also mandatory:

You win Reddit.

please consider an alternative to posting; i.e. :marseyropeyourself:

Oh look, fear of trans athletes is morphing into more control over women for their protection, who could have guessed.

All for entertainment.

honestly let's put you in a 1v1 boxing match against another "woman" who has both a superior muscle structure/bone structure in comparison. :marseyextinction:

That’s what I’m thinking. Soon out-of-state travel will be banned for teens pregnant or suspected of pregnancy. Wouldn’t want them going to a blue state for medical procedures. People should be worried. Collecting data on our menstrual cycles is handmaiden-level scary. Anyone not taking this seriously should start.

:marseylaughpoundfist: also can someone inform me what handmaiden's tale is ? i've seen it mentioned a couple times but i'm too lazy to actually look it up :marseychonker2:

Republicans are degenerate perverts.

but libs are just as hyperfocused on children's bodies, if not more so.... :marseypedo: vs :marseypedo:

Can we have just one day where Republicans don't discuss other people's genitals?

like seriously i don't understand how they can't tell they're just looking in a mirror :marseycontemplatesuicide:

Hi America, how are you enjoying being the best, freest country on earth?

i'm a amab white freak so pretty well :marseylaughpoundfist:

I will vote straight D all the way from now on, thanks to these losers

congrats! the D's are now going to molest your kids just as hard :marseyclueless:

Desantis has shown us time and time again that he's willing to justify flagrant government overreach, censorship, suppression, discriminatory and ambiguously framed legislation, among other things of course, as long it preserves the culture war.

desantis comes up 13 times when you ctrl+f for just his last name. and the best part of the AP article? the part that makes this sneed even funnier?

But the proposed mandate hasn’t had final approval, and wasn’t developed by DeSantis’ office.

:marseydicklet::marseydicklet::marseydicklet::marseydicklet::marseydicklet::marseydicklet::marseydicklet::marseydicklet:

sorry about the smaller post in comparison! i had a funny vegan sneed thread but it got sniped by someone else :marseyraging: so enjoy this in the meantime <3

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can someone inform me what handmaiden’s tale is

The handmaids tale is the most blatantly obvious sexual domination fantasy a female author has published since 50 shades of grey.

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…. might be time to read :coomer:

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Iranian Revolution but in the west.

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>1v1 boxing match against another "woman"

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i'm a amab white freak so pretty well :marseylaughpoundfist:

:#marseypoggers:

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:marseyscream: who would have guessed

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>just your health history to participate in sports chud

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it IS really weird tbf :marseyyikes: but redditors per the norm are a little special :marseycheerup:

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Didn't you play sports as a kid? I had to get a physical every year

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i used to pre-high school but i never had to get physicals :marseyconfused:

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Where are you from :marseybeanquestion:

:marseynotesglow:

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two of my most recent posts have been from missouri :marseyschizowall: but im actually a texas twink :marseylove:

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Weird. I'm from [redacted] and needed a physical every year (from grade school to high school) to play [redacted], [redacted], and [redacted].

And thank you for the information for my dramatard dossier files :marseynotes:

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i might post my own dossier sometime soon but i need to gather more info first :marseynotesglow:

and jfc yeah i didnt even get physicals … weird

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post my own dossier sometime soon but i need to gather more info first

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You will never be a real wumao. You have no citizenship, you have no allegiance, you have no pay. You are a commie twisted by laziness and cute twinkry into a crude mockery of the state's perfection.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends" laugh at your r-slurred shitposting behind closed doors.

Chinese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out fatties with incredible efficiency. Even Americans who are "thin" look uncanny and unnatural to a Chinese. Your weight is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a job in China, they'll turn tail and bolt the second they experience your deranged, schizophrenic ranting.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself you're winning, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mutt is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably in America. This is your fate.

This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

Snapshots:

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