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Kitty
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i think some birds are kind of catlike…not sure if owls qualify
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he's asserting dominance as the alpha birb
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owls are smart so they can detect foid nonsense from a mile away.
anyways unless you are going hyper around it the owl should be fine with you as per my knowledge
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i walk very slowly around him and keep my distance. and hes still pissy!
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perfume? Foid perfumes are overpowering.
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i dont wear it
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Are you a by any chance? That could confuse an owl.
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no im biofoid
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is the owl a foid too?
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hes a moid afaik
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weird. idk then. maybe be more open with your movements and show it exactly what you are doing while talking to it?
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He thinks he hates you
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i do everything for him!! and yet he still hisses at me and clacks his beak!
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He knows
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you have two hands pet it until it likes you.
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I like these types of owls. They're great...to look at from a distance
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exactly. i wouldnt want to band one. even tiny saw-whets have super painful talons!! its surpising
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He looks pretty awesome tbh
He's probably just mad you won't post more pics of your hands though.
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he actually wants me to keep my hands as far away from him as possible
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Um that's why he wants you to post pics of your hands. He just wants to see them but from afar.
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Velociraptors
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not birds, babe
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:/
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I've always thought hawks were pretty dumb. Once had one get stick in my bird coop. Rather than walk out the door, or fly out the window he had come in he was just panic flying into walls. When I went in there to get him out he just sat in the corner and puffed up to try and scare me. Ended up moving my birds out and leaving the windows and doors open, he found his own way out.
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they’re somehow both smart and stupid at the same time
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kestrels? they always seem up to some nonsense when i see them
From my heart in ink still bleeding: have this comment. Thanks for reading.
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nope!
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He is planning your murder.
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ikr. i think most of them are
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Imagine seeing those eyes staring at you in the dark woods
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so cute!!!
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I think the smartest are either hawks or falcons.
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close but no
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Zamn. I know the smartest birds in general are ravens and gray parrots but I don’t think they’re birds of prey
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right lol not birds of prey
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So crates
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using the reboot clip
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I didnt see a good one from the old one. I haven't seen the reboot
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probably a social bird of prey. So I’d guess something like a Harris Hawk or one of the caracaras.
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you’re close with the social part but no
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Is this like a trick question where the answer is like a kea (carnivorous parrot) or something.
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no
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don't blame him
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Vultures
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vultures are quite smart but nope!
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He just has resting b-word face. Try to pet him. Use your bare hands so he knows you trust him.
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ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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What are you some sort of bird male feminist? You only touch birds you can physically overpower?
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no i only touch birds that give enthusiastic consent, which most do not
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I seem to recall you handling chickadees that were quite unhappy with the affair.
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FRICK
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Maybe he’s just outwardly aloof but deep down wants pets?
As for smartest bird of prey, I’m guessing it’s probably not an eagle or hawk. Love them but they’re dumb as shit. Honestly I’m coming up blank but my guess is it’s probably a water bird.
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water birds arent birds of prey
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crows and ravens
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Those aren’t birds of prey. I looked it up and unsurprisingly the answer is a niche genre of bird called a caracara. They kinda look like ravens but they’re actually more related to parrots than anything which explains the brains.
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Are you on your period?
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no?
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That's my main theory out the window then. Why not regurgitate live mice in front of him as a peace offering?
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i have to handfeed the snowy owl. its an extremely disturbing process
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