I am so desperate to slap the shit out of all of you stupid chucklefricks it's like totally unreal.
Without further ado - the winner of the OFFISHAL rDrama Cutest Pet Beauty Pagaeant is whatever the frick this is (grass??) submitted by @TheDunceonMaster.
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Frick you all
My spite and burning hatred for @TheDunceonMaster will fester for millenia but true to my word so will their 20k MB prize and ONE TIME ONLY badge made for them. NONE of you badge whores will EVER have this badge.
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Edit: speshal mention
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fair
counterpoint:
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I literally dilate with giant peepees to cope.
what now
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idk but thought of u tbh
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MAN’S. LAUGHTER.
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Ban award!
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SOMEONE HELP I CUT GREK AND HE MADE MORE MACRO GREKS?!?!?!?!?!?!
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I know what must be done. I'm in class currently, when I get out I'll do my celebration thread.
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When the toxoplasmosis hittin just right
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We did it rDrama
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is this 2005
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I wish
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Wut?
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You want to frick the concept of 2005 don’t ya?
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Tbf jailbait was pretty rampant back in the day.
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Take me back
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vs
What did y'all honestly expect?
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It's not that. It's because there were a ton of cute pets splitting the vote and one shitpost.
This is unironically why we need ranked choice voting.
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and not have fricking 52 entries on a ballot. no one non-neurodivergent reads after 15 or 16 and the worm was on 9th
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TOURNAMENT ARC!
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You mean exactly like the up/downmarsey system directly integrated into the site?
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worm pets are real pets sweety
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I would have voted for a turtle over the worm tbh.
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Ew I forgot about
@cynic hated that cute twink
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youre all mad cause im carps favorite. its true! check my message wall!
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Objective rating below.
Pets 1 to 10
UGLY
Pets 11 to 20
UGLY
Pets 21 to 30
Mega crap
Pets 31 to 40
Giga Ugly
Pets 41 to 52.
Repulsive
I suggest dramatards get better taste in pets. Yuck
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Anyway, number 7 was the cutest.
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His name is Boston
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Hai joan :3
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Hi! How are you?????
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I'm good, thanks
How are you? I really enjoyed you're pet beauty pageant posts. They're so funny, lol! Do you want to join !friendsofmimwee? You're one of my favoritest users 
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Mimwee
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R-slurred outcome, as expected for this community.
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This is why the worm won.
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I won't chud you since you exposed the scam.
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𝐉𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐄𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭.
imagine thinking trans lives matter
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I was honestly holding back in that thread anyway, my gf’s cat is the cutest Marsey but my dog is straight up the cutest animal I’ve ever seen in my life. Once ranked choice voting or ladder elimination happens you whores are SO done for. There’s literally no competition, she’s even trained to be a therapy dog at hospitals because her adorableness is on such a magnitude above normalcy that she is an actual boon to local societal well-being.
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Hold the fricking phone Joan - the contest specifically said PET. That worm is clearly outside and is a WILD ANIIMAL it doesnt meet the definition of a pet. I have raccoons in my backyard they aren't pets.
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then you shoulda posted pics of the adorable raccoons.
This contest is closed and your commentary is disregarded
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pets don't have to be slaves bruh
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I kneel, dungeonmaster-sama
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Lift your head up high, king.
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CUT
THAT
WORM!
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You should have made it a bracket contest you fricking thick headed numbskull.
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Every animal friend pic was cute.
For those about to fluff, we salute you.
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Just glad those diseased animals didn't win. Faith in rdrama restored
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Yeah Grek is cool an all but have you ever seen a monkey look so photogenic
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Frick you all
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I thought you killed yourself.
sending now!
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I only voted for Grek because I saw someone complaining about it and I am a total contrarian butthole
That said
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This contest proves that rdrama is full of basic b-words.
Everyone submitted cats and dogs. Zero fish, zero reptiles, zero birds and only one invertebrate (which, thankfully, won).
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Hey!
Chinchillas aren't basic!
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I just wasn’t on to post my girl
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Reminds me of this snake I caught last summer that I also considered entering into the contest.
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Same species! I got one as a pet because of my fond memories of chasing them around when I was younger.](/i/l.webp)
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That's why I think I won, there were 50 cats and dogs, a rat, and a worm. If you can't decide between all of the adorable mammals, you pick the only non-mammal.
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Mammals are just better.
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i had a chameleon if that cheers you up
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Now fry and eat it
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I didn't vote but I'm still mad
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It's probably a bit difficult for rodents to win since I'd have voted for a doge or kitty pre-chinchilla owning days
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Why are you the only one with the oldstrag hat
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you can buy it: https://rdrama.net/shop/hats
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So many cute pets, they all deserved to win.
Having a joke winner takes the pressure off.
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cool stick
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