For those unfamiliar with the corpo world, he worked in a warehouse. Likely in a salaried role so he couldn't get that sweet, sweet OT.
Now he's one of those people you see putting chip bags on the shelf at Kroger and Wal-Mart, making sure that it looks pretty for the fats to buy.
I bet it's mainly grocery stores. That's why he gets all that expired food. Bets on Frito Lay or Coca-Cola?
Please make note of this for future reference.
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Courtesy of @dwight whose username I can never spell or read
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duh-white
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No it’s this neighbor
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I can't remember it either without counting the characters,
that's why @ TNT works as well!
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I've basically tracked down pizza's apartment complex after all the self doxxing he does, including photos of the inside of his apt he's taken that line up with the complex's photos
There's no walmart near him since he says he walks to work, but there is a Fred Meyer
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So proud of my boy, pshilly!
GJ
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Gorgeous
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Lmao, that's a quality Photoshop.
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it's ai - you can tell cos all the boxes are mangled with unreadable text
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Wagecuck fantasy
My friend mows lawns and says he's a landscaping foreman
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Also "people in his field", he doesnt even say him.
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"People in his field" Pizza not even good enough to be a House BIPOC confirmed
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He always tries to flex by saying how successful other people are. There are people in my field that make over $200k a year too but I don't brag about it because I'm not one of them.
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Wagie, wagie! Get in cagie!
Boss needs help now don't be lazy
Zero breaks will make you crazy
I'll tell the guards to get their tazie
Need to get those new iPhones
Got to pay those student loans
Work your fingers to the bones
Bosses need vacation homes
Don't trust unions, vote in pairs
Buy all of boss' consumer wares
We'll stay seated in our chairs
And make our bosses millionaires
Love your work, love the pain
Feel the life drain from your brain
Think of all you have to gain
As your dreams go down the drain
Come on wagie, join the crew!
Don't you want your wages too?
And if the boss man makes you blue
You deserve it, you're a screw!
Weekend comes 'round after ages
You can come collect your wages
Throw your parties, have your rages
Then get back into your cages
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After reviewing hundreds of applications and interviewing dozens of people for various roles in public health analytics, I can spot the signs of wagie CV padding a mile away.
It's what they don't say that clues you in.
Every wagie thinks they run the place. If he was the man in charge, he would say something like "I was Head of Logistics leading a team of n people, blah blah blah".
Passive voice. People in marketing are in charge of the brand. The brand wants what they want it to want. There's no way to spin this to make him look important. He was dressing the shelves. Embarrassing embellishment.
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Mowing lawns is respectable, though
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I'd do it for free I tell you hwhat
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I used to be a gas pump jocky and told people I was a petroleum distributor
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I just lie all the time and add shift Lead to the end or beginning of any given job title B)
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Oh me? I provide intelligent dining solutions at Andre’s Steakhouse.
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I was shift lead of intelligent dining solutions of a national chain thank you very much!!
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I provide and maintain personal, on-site grocery shopping solutions. Oh, what’s that? No, nobody in the industry calls them vending machines.
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Why should they! It's a very noble job indeed!!
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If a job has shifts it's very rarely impressive
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Yes
Just like Dennys assistant manager isn't impressive, but pays 50k-60k salary with alright benefits making it effectively a Jumpstart for any uneducated min wagie into lower middle middle class. You just need a few years kitchen lead and stock ordering experience which if you're good at your job as a wagie you'll know how to do. It's not much but it's a living
Add in a partner getting any random job at 15/hr full time and total household income is around 75k which for no education and little experience is fine imo
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True, and respect to hustlers making a good living, I just don't know who you'd be trying to impress
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It's not about impressing anyone, just gotta do what you gotta do to be off the grid in the future. Grinding out a bag for land pretty much, at least that's my goal. Decent acreage for sub 100k in Idaho if you're okay sno mobiling to main roads for 8 months of the year
OH wait you mean, by adding shift lead
Bro wagie managers love shift leads because they basically do manager work for maybe 1$ an hour raise and it's way easier to get in the door for management positions when you've done it for a few years. They don't really care where you've done it just that it was done.
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Doctors have shifts.
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endcap displays are created at corporate headquarters and then the people who actually put them together are the minimum wage r-slurs who work at the store for the store because youre literally just stacking products in accordance with a diagram
pizza does not design endcap displays
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He acts like we can't just google "Retail Merchandiser, Oregon" and see the salary ranges.
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No man he's totally not a merchandiser. He's some other thing that does the same thing a merchandiser does, but for more money.
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Not a merchandiser, and even then that's way off reality. A merchandiser makes like 22 an hour where I work.
Some vendors clear 10k a month.
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Ok how much do YOU make though who cares what all the wagies make who aren’t you
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Already said.
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Except you didn’t. You said 130k at your last job and that you make more now. Post a paystub nobody believes you
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llm with all due respect I'm having a hard time taking you seriously after the bailout fiasco. I keep picturing a little dog barking at a wall.
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I stopped taking you seriously since you refused to debate me on
@TheGrillcast
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to recap, pizza will:
endlessly argue with anyone about anything
take pics of his shoes to impress rdrama
take pics of his tv to impress rdrama
take pics of his computer to impress rdama
brag about his job to rdrama
brag about his salary to rdrama
but is hilariously coy when it comes to showing proof of pay
curious
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Where?
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lol there are pictures of your apartment on here and you don't have a driver's license. You live like a teenager, you don't have to put on an act anymore
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He's buying $1 discount expired steaks, we all saw that, and then he thinks he can trick us into believing he makes more than $130k
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I mean I'm not saying 130k is a lot or anything but if you're making a middle income like that you shouldn't be living in absolute squalor
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130k is absolutely enough to buy a house/apartment quickly unless you spend like an absolute r-slur, which he clearly doesn't.
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You guys are great at making random shit up
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Driver might on a good month. But that's only because it's getting harder to find people with CDLs.
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nah, it's mainly liquor vendors.
The issue is basically:
A) stores aren't staffed to work vendor products.
B) they cant find anyone to be a vendor.
When I started the vendors were making like 17 an hour, I met a vendor last night making 32 an hour because everyone quit.
the grocery business is wild, it has an absurd amount of upward mobility if you aren't a lazy piece of shit and they'll just throw money at you if you do a good job and make them depend on you.
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It's only getting harder to find people with CDLs because idiots like you are constantly complaining about how bad drivers are. If you would shut your mouth and stop being such a negative nancy, maybe we could actually find some decent drivers out there.
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rude
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You're being a little sensitive, don't you think?
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Now I just feel sad. Oh well.
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not a merchandiser.
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Then say what exactly your job is?
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Ketchup Tester
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Spoiled Food Quality Checker
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I literally have.
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Then say it again?
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No.
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Not gonna repeat myself in 4 posts bro, sorry.
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Wagie
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a merchandisee?
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Those are like 50% of job listings any time I've been in the market. So my bet is an irregularly employed ex-NEET.
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you do not know what you're talking about and nobody is talking about endcaps.
You're confusing regular store endcaps for brand displays.
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Fetch me some size 13 yeezys neighbor
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Hahahah look at it getting defensive over its shelves.
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:marseypizzashelfclutch:
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I very briefly worked at a head office for a supermarket and they jerked themselves off over how they spent a day or 2 a year stocking shelves despite being ceo or head of whatever. So technically it's true but it's more like the bosses doing a PR shot
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stores are so understaffed pretty much all salaried managers are working in the stores lol.
I've seen a district manager pushing carts are 2 different stores in the last month.
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I mean real higher ups not tard wranglers on 5% more pay than a 16 year old
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I've seen the district manager pushing carts are 2 different stores in the last month lol.
Corpo office guys are also working in every store they do walks in, which is a daily thing.
These are not "5% more."
Even the managers of other departments like clothing etc are working pick up and stocking shelves.
And the manager of a grocery department for example makes about 100k a year, manager of home/clothing around the same.
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"district managers"
I already said I was talking about actual head office higher ups like the CEO, CFO etc
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A district manager is clearing like 300k a year bro.
And also office guys are working in stores too, daily.
Never seen a CEO or CFO do it tho.
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Maybe the engineer who invents the machine that makes his butt expendable
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From what I've seen that engineer is also r-slurred and that machine would break down and not stock things right constantly. Like does creepy drones they have rolling around certain supermarkets, I'm pretty sure they just record shoplifters but they're stupid and probably do jack squat.
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The kerfuś machines are so cute though
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People probably find the robot more personable than half of the goblins you see stacking shelves.
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He certainly doesn’t make 200k or he wouldn’t be eating expired deli meats and salads at his computer desk.
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so a visual merchandiser
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Yeah. A fine starter job for someone in their early 20s with no other prospects. A humiliation for a scrote in his 30s with delusions of grandeur.
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i'd do it for 200k though tbh
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but he's not making 200K
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What are the odds that is a made up number?
https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/portland-visual-merchandiser-salary-SRCH_IL.0,8_IM700_KO9,28.htm
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I'm not a merchandiser lol.
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You're always welcome to tell us what your actual job title is. Go on, tell us who you work for an how little they pay you to face chip bags at Kroger.
Maybe let us know about your benefits package too. Do you get stock options? Performance bonuses? Basic shit like 401k matching and health/vision/dental?
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A senior marketing liason would be the technical term, except not really.
We do store revamps as well and deal with shrink, regulations, rules, guidance etc.
I made 130k at the warehouse and make more doing this.
All of this.
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k, idk how to help you guys, you're literally too dumb to speak to.
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Holy shit I was breaking balls when I said he makes $30k, didn't expect it to be that accurate
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Holy shit lmao
I don't see how a normal person would ever recover from this embarassment.
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https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/marketing-liaison-salary-SRCH_KO0,17.htm
Hmmm. Maybe be more specific. What you're saying doesn't seem to line up with reality.
All of this? How much stock do you have in your unspecified company? Class A or Class B? RSU or Standard grant? Did you file a 1099-B or an 83b?
What kind of bennies? HDHP+HSA? PPO? FSA? VSP? What level of matching?
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I mean idk what else to tell you, you're just belligerent and in denial right now lol.
You're looking for any little thing to attack because you got made a fool.
To give an example of something I might do: let's say a store is shrinking out 3k of our product a week.
I'm basically a field specialist in that I go from store to store investigating this, training, fixing it, and setting everything back to standard.
like I'm not going to just keep answering arbitrary questions man.
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lmfao imagine bragging about making 130k
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I'm content with it, cost of living in my area isn't that high and I have no bills.
Nor did I ever brag about it, work on that literacy.
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I dont think hes even making that kind of money he could have easily bought a house where hes at instead of living in some shit apartment with that kind of income lol.
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I haven't made that little since before college
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40k is still good money.
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It's less than half of what I make.
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But you said you made 130k at your warehouse and you make more now, so shouldn't it be at least less than 1/3rd of what you make, if not less than 1/4th?
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this is the most pedantic thing I've seen in a while, good job.
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its not really him being pedantic so much as pointing out how bad you are at lying
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You clearly don't understand how money works. Just because I make more money now doesn't mean my expenses are any less. In fact, they're probably higher now than when I was making less money. So no, my rent shouldn't be less than 1/3 or 1/4 of my income, because that would be completely unrealistic and would leave me with no money to live on.
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r-slur
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If that's true, you make like six times as much as I do.
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Yeah, I make 10.6k per year, 40k is great.
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Yo dude I make over 10 times what you make. Do you live in Hyderabad or something? I'm getting your annual salary as a bonus this week for being a good little corpo.
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He's from Poortugal, the only country west of Serbia that's as poor as eastern europe.
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Frick I should go on vacation in Portugal. Or is it much stabbier than Spain? I really liked Spain.
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No wonder you’re a vatBIPOC.
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its NATO and EU fault we are poor
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How the frick is it NATO's fault?!
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Yes it’s everyone else’s fault but yours.
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This guy is a coping russian or something I assume
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PalestinePingsalot Communist_spez 1yr ago #3792909 spent 0 currency on pingsHow come NATO doesn't conspire to make Germany or Canada poor? Why not the Netherlands? Is there some special reason the unstoppable might of Portugal needs to be contained?
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Darn I spent 6k on a chain year year.
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What the frick? I think you are taking the Slav larp a little too seriously man.
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I make minimum wage in my country, not everyone is priveleged to be borned in america
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Ever think about learning a skill? We have burger flippers here in the land of burgers too.
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In Bulgaria maybe. Not in the US, for a 32 year-old, and certainly not in Oregon.
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Literally McWagies salary now
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Americans earn too much money.
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Everything costs more
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Yeah but nobody does
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There's no way he's in his 30s lmao
Trans lives matter
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apparently he's 32
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Trans lives matter
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