FRESH PIZZA LORE: HE'S A SHELF STOCKER AND THINKS THAT'S IMPRESSIVE

For those unfamiliar with the corpo world, he worked in a warehouse. Likely in a salaried role so he couldn't get that sweet, sweet OT.

Now he's one of those people you see putting chip bags on the shelf at Kroger and Wal-Mart, making sure that it looks pretty for the fats to buy.

I bet it's mainly grocery stores. That's why he gets all that expired food. Bets on Frito Lay or Coca-Cola?

Please make note of this for future reference.

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I mean idk what else to tell you, you're just belligerent and in denial right now lol.

You're looking for any little thing to attack because you got made a fool.

To give an example of something I might do: let's say a store is shrinking out 3k of our product a week.

I'm basically a field specialist in that I go from store to store investigating this, training, fixing it, and setting everything back to standard.

like I'm not going to just keep answering arbitrary questions man.

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You're looking for any little thing to attack because you got made a fool.

No I'm trying to get you to answer questions that people who actually have stock options and good benefits would know. It is the nature of the corpo. That you are unable to even differentiate shows you're full of shit, and don't know what you're talking about.

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no, you're just asking random questions because you're mad dude. You're upset, you have no idea what you're talking about.

Being unable to answer something and unwilling to further entertain this level of assblasted r-sluration are 2 different things.

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:#marseycope:

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Show salary receipt, BIPOC

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No, I don't care about thiis anymore and it was pathetic.

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:#marseylaptoppizzashill2: :#marseycope:

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unwilling to further entertain this level of assblasted r-sluration are 2 different things.

yeah, ok. we definitely never see 50+ deep comment threads from you

its telling that when you could easily dunk on literally everyone laughing at you with a simple paystub but you choose not to

but you will take pics of your new white shoes

ok

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UI just don't care about this anymore lol, I'm content, what some neurodivergent r drama users think doesn't really matter to me.

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I just don't care about this anymore lol

it would be ended in a flash with a paystub.

but youll spend days arguing with the same russoids about their shitty war effort

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ok because I care about the Russia shit, I have no concern for this.

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this would be the easiest dunk on the entire userbase that i could ever imagine

you'd end it immediately

for someone who cares about everything enough to have a 50+ comment deep thread on MTG and Russia nobody believes you don't care about this, especially as you keep replying

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ok but you don't get it, I don't care and find it entertaining to watch dramatards lie and make random shit up.

It's like the shoe store thing - how many r-slurred drama users spammed that for months?

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You don’t know how to drive, how are you going from store to store?

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The real, hardest questions always go unnoticed

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