FRESH PIZZA LORE: HE'S A SHELF STOCKER AND THINKS THAT'S IMPRESSIVE

For those unfamiliar with the corpo world, he worked in a warehouse. Likely in a salaried role so he couldn't get that sweet, sweet OT.

Now he's one of those people you see putting chip bags on the shelf at Kroger and Wal-Mart, making sure that it looks pretty for the fats to buy.

I bet it's mainly grocery stores. That's why he gets all that expired food. Bets on Frito Lay or Coca-Cola?

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so a visual merchandiser

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Yeah. A fine starter job for someone in their early 20s with no other prospects. A humiliation for a scrote in his 30s with delusions of grandeur.

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i'd do it for 200k though tbh

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40k is still good money.

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Yeah, I make 10.6k per year, 40k is great.

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What the frick? I think you are taking the Slav larp a little too seriously man.

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I make minimum wage in my country, not everyone is priveleged to be borned in america

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Ever think about learning a skill? We have burger flippers here in the land of burgers too.

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Yo dude I make over 10 times what you make. Do you live in Hyderabad or something? I'm getting your annual salary as a bonus this week for being a good little corpo.

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He's from Poortugal, the only country west of Serbia that's as poor as eastern europe.

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Frick I should go on vacation in Portugal. Or is it much stabbier than Spain? I really liked Spain.

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No wonder you’re a vatBIPOC.

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its NATO and EU fault we are poor

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:#marseylaughpoundfist:

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How the frick is it NATO's fault?!

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Yes it’s everyone else’s fault but yours.

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This guy is a coping russian or something I assume

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How come NATO doesn't conspire to make Germany or Canada poor? Why not the Netherlands? Is there some special reason the unstoppable might of Portugal needs to be contained?

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Darn I spent 6k on a chain year year.

:marseyemojirofl:

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It's less than half of what I make.

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But you said you made 130k at your warehouse and you make more now, so shouldn't it be at least less than 1/3rd of what you make, if not less than 1/4th? :marseythinkorino:

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this is the most pedantic thing I've seen in a while, good job.

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:#marseycope:

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its not really him being pedantic so much as pointing out how bad you are at lying :marseylaugh:

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You clearly don't understand how money works. Just because I make more money now doesn't mean my expenses are any less. In fact, they're probably higher now than when I was making less money. So no, my rent shouldn't be less than 1/3 or 1/4 of my income, because that would be completely unrealistic and would leave me with no money to live on.

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r-slur

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If that's true, you make like six times as much as I do.

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In Bulgaria maybe. Not in the US, for a 32 year-old, and certainly not in Oregon.

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Literally McWagies salary now

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Americans earn too much money.

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Everything costs more

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I'm not a merchandiser lol.

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You're always welcome to tell us what your actual job title is. Go on, tell us who you work for an how little they pay you to face chip bags at Kroger.

Maybe let us know about your benefits package too. Do you get stock options? Performance bonuses? Basic shit like 401k matching and health/vision/dental?

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A senior marketing liason would be the technical term, except not really.

We do store revamps as well and deal with shrink, regulations, rules, guidance etc.

I made 130k at the warehouse and make more doing this.

Maybe let us know about your benefits package too. Do you get stock options? Performance bonuses? Basic shit like 401k matching and health/vision/dental?

All of this.

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senior marketing liason

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k, idk how to help you guys, you're literally too dumb to speak to.

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Holy shit I was breaking balls when I said he makes $30k, didn't expect it to be that accurate :marseyxd:

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Holy shit lmao :marseyxd:

I don't see how a normal person would ever recover from this embarassment.

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:#marseyxd:

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https://www.glassdoor.com/Salaries/marketing-liaison-salary-SRCH_KO0,17.htm

Hmmm. Maybe be more specific. What you're saying doesn't seem to line up with reality.

All of this? How much stock do you have in your unspecified company? Class A or Class B? RSU or Standard grant? Did you file a 1099-B or an 83b?

What kind of bennies? HDHP+HSA? PPO? FSA? VSP? What level of matching?

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I mean idk what else to tell you, you're just belligerent and in denial right now lol.

You're looking for any little thing to attack because you got made a fool.

To give an example of something I might do: let's say a store is shrinking out 3k of our product a week.

I'm basically a field specialist in that I go from store to store investigating this, training, fixing it, and setting everything back to standard.

like I'm not going to just keep answering arbitrary questions man.

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lmfao imagine bragging about making 130k

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I'm content with it, cost of living in my area isn't that high and I have no bills.

Nor did I ever brag about it, work on that literacy.

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I dont think hes even making that kind of money he could have easily bought a house where hes at instead of living in some shit apartment with that kind of income lol.

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I haven't made that little since before college

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:#laughing:

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but he's not making 200K

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Yeah but nobody does

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:#marseygiveup:

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There's no way he's in his 30s lmao

Trans lives matter

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apparently he's 32

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Trans lives matter

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