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For those unfamiliar with the corpo world, he worked in a warehouse. Likely in a salaried role so he couldn't get that sweet, sweet OT.

Now he's one of those people you see putting chip bags on the shelf at Kroger and Wal-Mart, making sure that it looks pretty for the fats to buy.

I bet it's mainly grocery stores. That's why he gets all that expired food. Bets on Frito Lay or Coca-Cola?

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How the frick is it NATO's fault?!

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removed our sovereignty

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:#marseyfacepalm:

And how did it do that?

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No more independent foreign policy, and when we were attacked they did nothing and also funded our enemies

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Who the frick attacked Portugal?! Are you referring to your colonies rebelling as attacking Portugal? Holy frick you are even more delusional than I thought.

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Did you not hear about when Portugual was conquered by Luxembourg in 2015? Try and keep up.

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India attacked portugal in 1961, and the independence movements were funded by the US even though we were allies, its a completely parasitic vassal relationship, we get nothing in return

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Uh huh, and where was the geographical location of this attack?

I'm also not aware of the US supporting India so I don't know where you are getting that from.

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I mean US supported the movements in Africa, in India they just didnt do anything but I bet if US got attacked in the south east asia NATO would be involved for sure

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Why would anyone in NATO be obligated to help if one of the US territories rebelled? It's an internal affair.

No one helped the British Empire with their problems in India either. What makes you so entitled?

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What specific events are you referring to (genuinely curious, not fricking with you) and how does that make Portugal poor?

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Goa invasion, funding rebel guerrilas in africa, all the while cucking us because we are in NATO (which we were also forced to join at gunpoint under threat of invasion of the azores islands during WW2 by the US btw)

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Wait, you're talking about Portugal's old imperial holdings?

...aren't you a socialist?

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Depends on the place, some of those lands belonged to Portugal since 15th century and were effectively Portuguese, but if they want to leave thats ok. I just dislike that we were forced into NATO against our will and then constantly betrayed.

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