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Fricking hypocrite

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day 17 of fecal retention

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It may have been a mistake to combine it with oxygen fasting

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It amazes me how many people don't use the 5 gallon bucket filled with water that you keep butt wiping rags in. When you're done pooping reach into the bucket, wring a rag out , wipe, throw it back in the bucket to soak the poopoo off the rag so you can reuse it.

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For milennia, homo sapiens have evolved into pooping perfectly fine without potty paper. Have you seen any stains on their archaeological remains? No because they were God's gifted shitters. Whenever I need to shit, I go outside, bend at that optimal 38 degree angle, and plop a clean one out. For some reason, my neigbhors do not like me.

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No joke all my bathrooms have squatty potties. I gave them out to multiple friends for Christmas gifts in like 2014 or 2015.

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unironically they’re a scam at $50. Yes you should squat to shit but you don’t need $10 worth of plastic to do so. I just put my feet on the seat, and if ya can’t do that use a shoebox or something or get one for $10 off aliexpress. Found a bamboo for $8 and I think if you looked real hard you could get lower

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I even have a small folding step stool I use as one that we take when we travel.

https://i.ibb.co/rdrVGJy/6800ed74162b.webp

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you take your pooping stool with you whenever you travel?

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Yes if I want to clear my colon properly. any suave man about town always has his shit stool on those long out of town adventures. You should see the little case I carry it in when I make a pit stop at like McDonald's. Nice Italian leather and stitching.

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based. it’s so much nicer

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Wow you saved 2 whole dollars fricking epic life hack bro

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r-slur it’s $50->$8.

And I personally saved $50 in total because I didn’t buy shit and just squat on the potty

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That's about 2 dollars, you imbecile

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50 minus 8

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That's 2

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You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in

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A dramanaut as your neighbor would LOVE to see that bussy

And how you poop would get @wangpangthankyoumaam errect (Don't look into the profile, no joke here)

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I keep a spray bottle of Simple Green that I use to spray down a select-a-size piece of Bounty and use to make my own wet wipe.

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Look at mr big bucks with his disposable paper towels. Name brand even.

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My dad had an employee in the 80s who would send her used paper towels through the dishwasher and reuse them. She also had a mustache and showed up at his hotel room late-night wearing a hotel-branded kimono during a business trip to Tokyo.

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Ive heard of old people who lived through the great depression washing and reusing paper towels.

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We still do that in my household and we're not even poor.

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I was going to ask why then I noticed the flag on your pfp..

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It's partially that but also because my parents grew up in a shithole where you had to reuse everything until it broke and then fix it.

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I like my reason for it better tbh

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When covid first kicked off we were each given one surgical mask at work and were told we can wash it in the laundry.

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Also I know this sounds fake but I legit do this. After accidentally driving a crawler tractor into it I rebuilt and beefed up my septic system a few years ago and have twin grinder pumps along with an emergency pump that will clear it out into the woods as a last resort.

I just really like the feeling of potty paper against my poop hole and the texture provides premium waste removal.

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I too own a super septic tank so I believe you completely

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We’re like poopsoup eskimo brothers! I was thinking about using the tank I broke as a cool place to hide stuff.

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I plead the 5th on whether or not I have thought the same thing :marseyglow:

I also have known multiple people who caved in their septic tanks by driving over them with tractors. One guy died because he became stuck in the cab and drowned in liquid shit.

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Thanks. I didn't need to sleep tonight. :marseysick:


:marseyonacid: :marseyjam: :marseyonacid: :marseyjam:

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It was one of my 2nd grade classmate's dad. I remember going to his funeral and then was told a few years later how he died. It was on mother's day too and he was supposed to go to church with his mom and was dead in the tank while she was there bitching about what a bad son he was. When I think of dying horribly that's the 1st thing I think of.

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Jesus Christ.


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Someone, somewhere, hears a story like that and thinks "god I wish that were me"

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Amateurs. I keep your mom around to lick my butthole clean. Boom roasted.

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🚨FALSE 🚨

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Moooooooom, I am trolling somebody.

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I had no idea that simple green existed outside of the navy.

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After getting out, the biggest shock for me wasn't that it existed, but rather that people were actually willing to use their own money to purchase it. Maybe if I'm ever feeling nostalgic I can go grab some and leave some sticky, vaguely medicinal smelling residue on my counter tops.

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I like the smell.

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Can't lie, it was great for making things smell clean right before an inspection, second only to fabuloso.

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I hope you're not flushing Bounty down the potty.


:marseyonacid: :marseyjam: :marseyonacid: :marseyjam:

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If it was good enough for the Romans it's good enough for me.

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If anyone should know about bathroom hygiene here it should be you mr peepeehands. Thanks for the support.

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This reminds of an old joke told in many ways:

An Air Force pilot, a Naval Officer and an Army Private all go to the bathroom

When they come out, the Air Force pilot begins thoroughly washing his hands and says, 'In the Air Force they taught us the importance of good hygiene.'

The Naval officer then begins washing his hands using only a small trickle of water and says, 'In the Navy they taught us the importance of good hygiene AND water conservation.'

The army private walks straight out without stopping and says, 'In the Army they taught us to not piss on our hands.'

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Next time you use a public urinal and are washing your hands say " boy the water in them urinals are cold. It almost made my peepee numb it was so cold" to the guys beside you and then just walk off.

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You make me wish my granpa was still alive

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Be thankful my gramps is here

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It is an honor to meet Wizdumb's grandson

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Hmm. Think I'm going to make my kids do this in their bathroom. Let the seething, begin.


:marseyonacid: :marseyjam: :marseyonacid: :marseyjam:

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You can even add some mouthwash to the bucket to cut down on the smell and make your butthole smell like minty goodness.

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I'd love to take a shot of that tincture. Just what the doctor ordered.

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Reddit environmentalists are the most r-slurred people in the fricking world. One of the dumbest reocurring complaints I see on Reddit is Amazon packages much bigger than the product, and how bad that is for the environment, evn ignoring the fact that if all Amazon products came in appropriately sized boxes they'd all arrive squashed, CARDBOARD IS MADE OUT OF FRICKING WOOD, IT'S FRICKING TREES MATE. These people even specifically go on about wood waste and talk about the wood in cardboard as if it comes from forest, they literally believe that illegall wood is used for carboard instead of furniture and shit, seemingly completely unaware that ridiculously efficient tree farms exist. There's fricking companies that make biodegradable cutlery, LITERALLY ALL CUTLERY IS EITHER METAL (ROCKS) OR WOOD, THROW AS MANY FRICKING SPOONS INTO THE OCEAN AS YOU'D LIKE, IT'S JUST FRICKING ROCKS, IT MAY AS WELL BE A FRICKING SKIPPING STONE, ASHES TO ASHES DUST TO DUST AND ALL THAT. FRICK

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LITERALLY ALL CUTLERY IS EITHER METAL (ROCKS) OR WOOD, THROW AS MANY FRICKING SPOONS INTO THE OCEAN AS YOU'D LIKE, IT'S JUST FRICKING ROCKS, IT MAY AS WELL BE A FRICKING SKIPPING STONE, ASHES TO ASHES DUST TO DUST AND ALL THAT. FRICK

Hey everybody this pleb doesn't know about Tater-Ware™

https://earth-to-go.org/taterware/bb-cutlery

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FRICK YOU

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how do you increase font size comrade i want to yell at people

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# like this

like this

#not like this

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seethe. deforestation isn’t good for forests, co2 isn’t the only compound. The problem with ordering shit is the shit, ya don’t need it

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New paper almost exclusively comes from tree farms (at least in the US). Most cardboard is largely from recycled paper these days. We don't really import it all that much either. Paper doesn't really cause much, if any, deforestation.

order less things

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Yeah but all that land could be heckin awesome wild forest but isn’t. It’s not really deforestation, but it is bad

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It's not that bad tbh. It's trivial when looking at environmental issues.

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ehhhh it depends what u mean. If you just like nature and wild animals and bugs and plants it’s a travesty. If you care about pollution and co2 doesn’t matter

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I mean there is no new impact from trees farms. Forests in the US have had no significant area change in the last 100 years. We're very unlikely to need more room for paper farms since we recycle for most of our cardboard and are using less paper. I agree that deforestation in rainforests is devastating, but that has nothing to do with paper.

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I agree there is no new impact, but that the environmentalist position is “the native plants keep trying to come back in the managed land and then it keeps getting cut down and that is EVIL”

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Meh. Environmental hardliners are dumb.

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I thought jews were supposed to be smart?

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no u

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The fricking tree farmers are incentivized to plant more than they cut. Why would they not it pays for itself.

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reduce: way too hard, redditors must consume

reuse: only when convenient

recycle: easy, you just need to innovate™, no need to actually change anything

not that redditors have even heard of the 3 Rs

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I haven't flushed in 3 years. Get on my level.

Saving planet one poop at a time 💪ㅤㅤ

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It’s called a bidet. Why are Americans so obsessed with touching our buttholes? That’s gay. We’re not gay, are we?

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We’re not gay, are we?

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It’s okay if you’re gay since you do it better :marseyhearts:

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I've used a bidet many times. I still have to wipe my butthole dry afterwards.

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Be a man and sit there and post on rdrama till you dry off naturally. If someone else needs to take a shit, then they can just fricking hold it or shit their pants. Express your dominance of the bathroom.

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Nah I just use a poop rag and bucket like I already posted about in here.

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I refuse to shit in public because using a public shit hose is disgusting.

If I do need to shit in public I'll cut a hole in the cap of a water bottle and use that to blast my butt.

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How did you survive in the Navy never using a public potty?

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I was not aware of bidet hoses when I was in the navy. I was still a gross paper wiper.

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Imagine leaving a man's job to a little squirt gun

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Bidetstrags are subhuman and your butt is filthy. You still need to wipe you disgusting fricking frog :lerageface:

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Zero waste is absolutely equivalent to privilege. At the zero waste store near me, a glass jar refill of soap (body, dish, hair, etc.) costs $10.

Imagine being such a rich cute twink you think that because the local rich Mayo store sells artisanal small batch glass mason jars for $10 that that’s just the price of jars. What a massive cute twink

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He's really not wrong though.

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He is talking about the refil you fricking muppet

Trans lives matter

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fair. But buying soap in bulk directly from manufacturer is likely cheaper than buying individual packets from manufacturer and buying from a “zero waste store”, so OP still gay

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