HELLO RDRAMA AND JANNIE-HATERS!
I'll keep this simple. I am going to cull a janitor. I may replace them with a new janitor, but probably not. Given the universal non-response to the spam last week and the legally actionable threats of violence, I am displeased with the current roster and I have clearance to kill them all. But I am benevolent and will instead only do one. And I am going to let you decide which one that is.
Who lives, who dies? Choose your victim.
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Note that if "None" wins I am chudding all None-voters for one week. Since you enjoy janitors so much, I will give you what you crave. And I will still remove the second place janitor.
I have voted Quad because I am not removing Quad under any circumstances.
UPDATE: If "None" does not win, I will only chud None-voters for three days.
SECOND UPDATE: This is not going at all how I expected it to. Wild. Poll will remain open for 24 hours.
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I voted for you.
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do we get a badge
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You get the chud badge that is applied automatically while chudded, for one week, yes.
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do i get to keep it
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You do not.
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No, you only get to keep Owo badges
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WHAT CAN Its_All_Donkey_Kong_Man SAY? ANYTHING FOR A BADGE BABY. BADGEMAXXERS STAY WINNING!!!!
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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You already have the temporary chud badge neighbor
It's autoapplied when you're chudded
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Edit; carp edited post, it's a trap
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Ily Quad
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I genuinely think he helps keep the rightoids and MDEfugees from taking over
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Yes
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Make None win, then make Quad second place. TOTAL JANNYLOVER VICTORY
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Then why is she even an option?
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He was meant to be a spoiler option so I could see votes, this was EXPLAINED before
@Kong-Vann added "none" and it overwrote my edit 
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I don't have a problem with any of the current moderation team so you're just gonna have to deal with it
Trans lives matter
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borpaban anyone who voted for quad bb
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Is there a way to unvote?
I voted none, because I don't want to see anyone lose a job that surely is their only reason to live. But then realized (through the power of reading), that it was a terrible mistake.
I guess I have to vote for QuadNarca, but that feels bad...
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Quad haters will receive their just desserts in heck.
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And if I vote without hate?
You certainly did.
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I am the exception that proves the rule.
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You can be cruel sometimes, with your games.
OK, you won, I'm going to vote on someone else.
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At least let us vote
schitzo, he's a dirty 
none 
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do not negotiate with terrorists
None voters rise up
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so basically no matter what you'll just decide who too remove?!
trans lives matter
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This isn't a democracy
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trans lives matter
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P sure this post didnβt exist when I voted
trans lives matter
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Ok fine, ill change my vote to you
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trans lives matter! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withtrans lives matterincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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Dramatards, lend me your power! Put aside your differences! Together, we can unite and rid ourselves of the fish for once and for all!
!chuds !nonchuds !incels !g*mers !codecels !effortposters !illuminati !nooticers !downmarseyrs !catholics !badgemaxxers !animalposters !fellas !thotpatrollers !merari !dixie !noalcohol !straggots !zoomers !friendsofpizzashill
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No!
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!downmarseyrs ANOTHER Carp apologist.
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But I like Carp.
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!downmarseyrs Carp apologist.
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!commies !straggots !pings vote carp boys we got this
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!germs !teaparty FRICK THE FISH
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!pings remember when you could use every ping group in the same comment?
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he cute
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Fish always wins
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One fish versus our entire userbase. We can do this.
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I want the fish to be canned, but he posts good drama.
But he should be canned.
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cyberdick is surprised people voted none when the fish's name is there right in front of them. All nonecels should be exiled
Trans lives matter
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It wasn't originally there
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Carp was a late addition to the poll
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WRONG! If she was for the people, it wouldn't have killed every user of Ruqqus. !factcheckers please educate our friend on why xxx's incorrect.
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my dad said ruqqus died because unfunny foreskin worshippers replaced the indigenous mid 00's tech lolberts
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I see how it is.
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fixed king
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I will permaban anyone who voted for the πͺ€
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Awoo don't see carp. I'll change Awoo's vote too him since he called Awoo mop licker. Trans lives matter.
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I was going to host a permachud amnesty program tomorrow and you've just disqualified yourself.
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do not undo any of my permachuds
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Nobody gives a shit. Trans lives matter.
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Add Carp too?
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added all jannies king
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Some real king shit over here but Its_All_Donkey_Kong_Man still loves you too much too vote for you!
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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Let's remove Aevann, and just hope other people know how to code
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Unironically. If we're removing an admin, we're removing an admin. No one is safe.
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Cute twink I'll kill you
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I went down the list by truescore! It's how they're sorted on the admins page!
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Definitely remove schizo
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!downmarseyrs !schizomaxxxers
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Unshadowme or i will vote for you i swear it on george
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Idk why you are shadowed but I know better than to undo a carpban
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If you are not unshadowvanning people please consider not unshadowvanning me. sneedsneed was unfairly persecuted by the rodent after a lighthearted nooticer moment because of sneedsneed's gender identification
This account is an alt sneedsneed made for mobile too maintain information hygiene from sneedsneed's main with like 30k ts (((who is not banned)))
Trans lives matter btw
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Why would you want to remove schizo of all people? At least he's active on this site, which is not true for some of these other users
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Yesterday he pinned a foid coalpost
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I see effortpost, I pin effortpost
!effortposters discuss
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It was coal, next time pin only gems
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What does coal mean in this context
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Coal post means a bad post.
Posts by foids are, in general, coal.
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It means he is adopting soyjack.party lingo
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It's true, you pin all of my effortposts.
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That alone is more 'work' than half of these so-called janitors did in the last month lol. This site desperately needs engagement and there is honestly no user besides maybe carp that drives people to come back to this site to see xer latest antics - regardless if you agree with xer posts or not
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what was it
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Check harpooner last post
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that's a gem!
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Dustiest of coal
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Europoor
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lmao
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Richest man in Portugal
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I don't want to come as saneist, but the Schizophrenic Celibate (aka
@Schizo) is too mentally ill for the position and should touch grass
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No he isn't lol. He's definitely had some bad PR moments but in every situation he was consistently acting with the best intentions - that is, advocating for the user. That cannot be always be said for most of the other mops.
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!remindme 1 day test
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I will be messaging you on 06.04.2023, 21:59 UTC to remind you of this comment
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!remindme 2 weeks do the needful
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I will be messaging you on 19.04.2023, 22:03 UTC to remind you of this comment
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No wait... It works
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!remindme
do the needful
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I will be messaging you on 19.04.2023, 22:23 UTC to remind you of this comment
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We should remove him because he's too good for us. He's the shittiest tier of janny, despite being the third-most active, janny-wise. Once the jannies notice their loss of manpower, they'll have to bring him back, but with actual admigger powers.
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Die
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