Who will win? MARSEY 
vs MACH RIDER 
BATTLE MUSIC:
Marsey
Marsey the cat, AKA the long beloved mascot of the Deuxkin! She has taken many forms, such as soyjack Marsey 
and Familyman Marsey 
. Her most powerful form is unknown.
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Mach Rider
A motorphile from an obscure Mad Max inspired NES game, and Captain Falcon's predecessor. Is most known for his trophy in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
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Fight takes place in downtown Portland
Using Composite Marsey
ROUND 1: Mach Rider has 3 days prep time
ROUND 2: Mach Rider teams up with /u/MasterLawlz 
and Platy 
. Lawlz is y'all-lusted and Platy is moneylusted. They get 5 hours prep time, BUT: Marsey teams up with a Silverback Gorilla and a Hippo.
For reference: https://old.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/pv5vul/a_hippo_vs_an_m1_abrams_tank?sort=controversial Hippos can tank multiple RPG's and tank shells
Silverback Gorillas also have 9 inch skulls. How the HECK can Mach, Lawlz, and Platy defeat them?
ROUND 3: Silverback Gorilla has a mental block, the Hippo is bloodlusted and Marsey has Soul Edge. Carp and Aevann join Mach Rider's team. Now they get 10 hours prep time.
WHO WILL WIN?!?! 
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Batman wins with prep time
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"Batman always wins with prep time. Batman always gets prep time. If he gets no prep time, then his prep time prepared him for the no prep time, and as such he had prep time. So he wins. Batman always wins."
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Lies, they'd never betray Marsey!
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Can we put Marsey on M.U.G.E.N and enter her onto Saltybet? rdrama doesn't provide enough pretend internet money to slake my ego.
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we need to compile a list of marsey feats so we can give her a godtier moveset such as marsey fist of coom
or the classic marsey unabomb 
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You think I'm a man?
I've just been alerted the moderators of this subreddit think I am male and they removed my comment? I am not a man and I do not understand why my comment was removed. I suspect it was because I made a comment saying that not all women have XX chromosomes and not all men have XY. This is a scientific fact and doesn't only cover transgender people but intersex as well.
I was born a women and I'm sure you can look through my account to prove that. If necessary I will send in a picture. I am hesitant however to be apart of a subreddit that immediately removed my comment because I acknowledges the existence of transgender women and men.
I am a cis women and I do not know any transgender women personally but it saddens me that trans women are victims of the patriarchy and apparently would not be allowed to stand with us. Hundreds, thousands of trans women get murdered by angry men who do not understand them, sometimes it begins as rpe and then ends in bloodshed because the men felt "tricked" by this beautiful woman who did not get bottom surgery and so therefore does not have a vagina for him to rpe. Trans women are women and need to be included in feminism as they are as much victims as any cis woman is.
I hope that this was all just a misunderstanding and my post was flaired for immediate removal for some other reason.
Sincerly, Cis Tran-Ally u/ChaoticNichole
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BONUS ROUND: a sentient Snappy vs TOAA
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Snappy is infinite Dimensional, infinite metadimensional and infinite infinte hierarchy to the power of transcending infinity and logic and trancendence. He omegastomps. Admins close this for mismatch
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