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I fricked a hooker

I paid $300 and she was cute but I couldn’t even stay hard FML I hate myself bros

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Unless she was like a perfect 10 I probably wouldn’t be able to get it up for a hooker as well. A lot of the thrill of s*x is the validation of being desired by someone else. Don’t be too hard on yourself.

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Also I couldn’t get hard the first time with my current gf from performance nerves, might be you were just too far in your own head.

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The only reason I could possibly see for paying a hooker is to get some niche you won't find from regular hookups. Girls ranging from average to fat are a dime a dozen for hookups, but something like genuine giga tits are hard to come by. Even then you're only interested in her tits, so why pay for full service? Just get a titty frick for cheap.

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My friend's dad got him a hooker for his 15th birthday, I think that's also an acceptable use case

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Best dad desu

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I like to masturbate using women's bodies, so hookers are just as good as my wife

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Have you tried having s*x with men instead?

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so did I, she told me you were a difficult pregnancy.

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every non-mil guy I know who bought a prostitute over paid and couldnt even get it up

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I used to pay a dominatrix to beat the shit out of me, that was fun but I would never pay for s*x.

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I'll beat the shit out of you for free

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:#marseydisgust:

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One major aspect of moid sexuality is the feeling of sexual power over someone. Prostitutes grudgingly have s*x with you while they rip you the frick off and that doesn't feel very powerful at all. You feel like you're doing something shameful and dumb and like you're getting exploited and that doesn't add much to le sexy times feels.

The only way I can think of where paying would be attractive is if you somehow convince some regular non-whore to do it for money.

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Or if the whore gives you 80% off because she likes your hog

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I just read some of your other comments. What a trash human. You aren't even worth talking to. You don't have the intelligence to even make a factual argument. You are an actual detriment to society.

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It's alright bud. Forgive yourself and love yourself.

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Ya, love yourself with your hand, you pathetic limp peepeeed white b-word

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I'd rather OP wake up tomorrow saying "awe shucks" instead of thinking he's damaged or some bullshit.

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Not very dramaphilic of you

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We postsers are people. I'd specifically prefer you have a happy life, rather than this site continue to exist.

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I'd specifically prefer the opposite

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It takes all kinds bud

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Ew.

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I paid $300

Darn STDs are expensive now.

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Well you got away cheaper than dealing with a "non whore" foid (that's semantics, they are all whores) :marseyshrug:

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did you try to push rope, or just give up?

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:#marseydicklet::#marseymonstercocklaugh::#marseydicklet:

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I tried to do it too and couldn't go through with it, maybe it only works for psychos.

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should've asked her for a line of coke first

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Typical moid - s*x is not all about your orgasm. Did you at least make sure that she came?

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It's true. I was the hooker.

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Never got a β€˜stute before, but I’d imagine :stoningpills::marseymeds: blue chew would help. Enter promo code SNILER at checkout and you’ll receive 20% off your order ! :marseythumbsup:

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Why didnt u take a pill

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Get viagra., super easy to tell a doctor you have ed and it’s nice to have when you think you might need it …

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cant you get viagra or cialis?

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And not you know why bluechew ads are everywhere.

It's par for the coarse. Don't stress it

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promo code rdrama

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$300??

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At least you are ashamed.

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😬😬

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I've gone for 300 too and it's not a great value. I would value a top class whore at around $50/hr with maybe a minimum booking of 8 hours.

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s*x

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