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Somebody make a subreddit called r/BondDiesInNoTime2Die and send mod invites to powerjannies and AHS mods

Bonus points if you're a codecel that can mass invite thousands of r/movies users and cause site-wide outrage

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That was MY IDEA and were doing it for SPIDERMAN

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do it for both lol

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>No time to die

>Dies anyway

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It was one of those red earrings


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Can't wait for the next one starring a frumpy chick in a box office bust that'll inevitably be blamed on G*mer Gate.

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Box Office Poison.

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Double-NO seven. Eh?

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I want zoe Quinn to be hired for the next bond movie as 007 and a tongue in cheek scene where she tells some rando that once an ex got too handsy sp she had Twitter kill them, then give a smug smile.

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Bond and Safin fight, during which Safin shoots Bond and infects him with nanobots programmed with the genetic code of Madeleine and Mathilde, so if Bond were to touch them again, he would kill them. Bond shoots Safin and opens the silos. Speaking by radio with Madeleine, Bond tells her he loves her; she confirms that Mathilde is his daughter. The missiles hit the island, destroying the nanobot factory and killing Bond.

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Was this written by Hideo Kojima after a traumatic brain injury?

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Nanomachines son

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Senator Armstrong was 100% in the right

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He just wanted to Make America Great Again

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It's literally FOXDIE, so probably.

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Yeah this is pretty blatant plagiarism. Even the whole island being bombed is part of the plot of Metal Gear Solid.

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coming back to this because i have it pinned, it's amazing how movies are so shit they now rip off video game plots

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:#marseyagree:

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I'm Big Bond, and you are too

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Bond tells her he loves her

That's not James Bond, then.

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It tracks to Daniel Craig's Manlet Bond.

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Right? Bond would've just been like "Some times darkies gotta die for the queen" and gone on being 007

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"For England, James. For England, Alec"

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Remember when Bond was just a suave womaniser shooting commies?

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It truly has the gravitas of the profound deaths in "Star Trek: Generations."

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All of the TNG movies were garbage. A harbinger of what was to come with more pew-pew action shit.

First Contact makes me seethe the most though, the Borg Queen completely ruins the Borg hive mind. Picard is also reduced to a me-too esque crying cute twink "traumatized" by the Borg.

After seeing Robert and the rest of his family he was fine. He had multiple interactions and confrontations with the Borg afterwards, he even chose not to genocide them when the g*mers Geordi and Data came up with their big brain paradox loop to wipe them out (using another rehabilitated drone). Picard made peace with the issue there and chose not to wipe them out.

Heck, you had Sisko raging at Picard in the DS9 pilot because of the time he was assimilated, he didn't ball up crying like the Picard of First Contact would have. It's this r-slurred veneration of victimhood mindset that the r-slurred Picard reboot series amps up by a warp factor of 10.

The movies should have ended with The Undiscovered Country, it may have saved me from being such a turbo-autist. The only redeeming aspect of the TNG films is cucking Wil Wheaton so hard.

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Impressive. Normally people with such severe developmental disabilities struggle to write much more than a sentence or two. He really has exceded our expectations for the writing portion. Sadly the coherency of his writing, along with his abilities in the social skills and reading portions, are far behind his peers with similar disabilities.

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"muh borg hive mind!!! muh picard!!" :angry:


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Wrong the Borg queen is hot AF.

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I love me some magic with the word nano slapped in front

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James Bond is officially plagiarizing Metal Gear. What the frick man.

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Finally someone killed Toxic Masculinity. Amazin.

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They need to kill off the toxic bond to make way for a new bond played by a Qween. Can't want to watch Taquisha 007 - grape drank shaken,, not stirred.


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what is up with Grape Drink references? Is it amongst the other stereotypical "urban black" food racism like Watermelon and Fried Chicken?

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ahhhh I see

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ALERT ALERT

🚨 M*yo detected🚨

It’s actually really funny because you are the exact person that Chapelle skit is about.

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I'm famous?

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^ spent zero time around poor black people.

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Great, I bet I'll now be labeled a racist.

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We already know, whitey.

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“Drank”

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Thanks for making me even less motivated to see the third installment of a trilogy I skipped the first and second parts of. You've contributed to the world today.

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Ghostbusters are leading the way, like they led the way into this era of shitty films that try to cover bad writing, bad acting and bad direction with 'progressive messaging' with their latest film, by simply ignoring their woke mistake ever happened.

That's whats going to happen within a decade; they'll do a soft re-boot of doctor Who, James Bond, Star Wars and all the rest that will just ignore that all this woke garbage and pretend it never happend, because as many updoots as it gets on twitter and reddit, no one is watching it, no one is buying it. The MCU is trading on coonsoombrain brand recognition alone and each new fresh turd loses a few more people to anime.

By the 2030's this will all be a cringy memory of ultra r-slurred time, just like how we think of the 80's and the conservative christians parents teacher association social dominance.

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Unironically, I think the closest parallel is ugly hairstyles in the 80s. The gays who controlled fashion were like "we CREATE gender and hotness", so they popularized a bunch of ugly Foid haircuts, in the spirit of androgyny. Now, we look back like "Elaine had an ugly haircut and gets hotter as Seinfeld goes on."

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The mid-90s is unironically the peak of human existence. Also, Dana Scully is still the hottest cop ever to be on TV

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Eh, hollywood is basically peak soybrain, they didn't just think the message made them money, but are the ones promoting the message. Plus there seem to be no good writers left in the studio system, its all just Alex Kurtzman-tier.

The way big movies are made nowadays also doesnt allow for the wildly creative people that made it what it is, to flourish. These big franchises start animating the big dumb action scenes literally before they have a finished scrip or even a director, who then basically have to make the movie around those scenes, which explains why the action scenes are so disconnected from the plot scenes nowadays. They then of course have the corporate suits breathing down their neck to appeal to focus groups.

Or in short

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Eh, hollywood is basically peak soybrain, they didn't just think the message made them money, but are the ones promoting the message. Plus there seem to be no good writers left in the studio system, its all just Alex Kurtzman-tier.

Yeah, people thinking this is some kind of calculated move by studio execs trying to use progressivism to cover for other aspects of their game/movie etc. being shit is wishful thinking. Simple fact of the matter is that most movie studios/production companies are located in cultural hotbeds - California, London, Mumbai... At some point you gotta ask yourself if it's the studio execs cynically using what was less than a decade ago pretty fringe thought and movements for uncertain monetary gain, or of it's the producers, directors, writers, actors, supporting staff etc. living in the most progressive cities in the world who genuinely believe this shit and it's reflected in their work.

This is also part of the reason why there will never be a huge amount of creativity in these industries - despite increasing global homogenization, it's undeniable culture still has strong localized ties. As long as movies keep coming out of the same places, they won't have the variety you might want, even foreign ones (even French or Indian or Romanian movie people live in the biggest cities in their country, often studied abroad, consume western art and are heavily influenced by western thought).

Music is a great example, thanks to a low barier of entry, it can come from anywhere, and if you penetrate just a little deeper than the mainstream, you'll find a ton of variety and "diversity".

These big franchises start animating the big dumb action scenes literally before they have a finished scrip or even a director, who then basically have to make the movie around those scenes, which explains why the action scenes are so disconnected from the plot scenes nowadays.

FWIW this is one thing I don't agree with - the action scenes are disconnected, they're often shot by second unit (basically a different director and often even crew), but they're not necessarily made before the movie, at least not in the big blockbusters, maybe in the martial art stuff where action carries the movie.

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Disagree about the capeshit going out of style, that has the man children by the balls

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I dont get why deconstructions are so acclaimed. I prefer a straight story thats honest to itself

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It probably has something to do with a deconstruction being the literary equivalent of pissing on your face, so even an idiot could get the “meaning” behind it.

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Anything that makes Bongoloids seethe is kino

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Bond died when Connery quit the role. Everything after that is zoomer shit

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Timothy Dalton was decent. License to kill was just badly written.

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It looks like a TV movie compared to Die Hard or Predator or T2. "Goldeneye" saved the franchise.

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Brosnan was good, but man the writing for every film he was in other than Goldeneye was a fricking meme. Tomorrow Never Dies is probably the most r-slurred plot in Bond existence, and that's saying something considering Never say Never Again is just Thunderball, again.

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I love the villain of TND tho and that hes just like what the news is now

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I suppose the plot was simply ahead of it's time.

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Its also so unfunny its funny. Theres a lot of carry on style jokes about pumping someone for information or being a cunning linguist

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about pumping someone for information or being a cunning linguist

That's pretty much all the jokes in any James Bond book.

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The Living Daylights was the best Bond film he shouldve done more. License was alright but suffered from being r-slurred at numerous pounts like with the truck

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The Living Daylights

Is that the one with the chello, that ends in Afghanistan? Because that one is the single best Bond post-Connery. It's such a shame that Dalton had such a short stint as Bond.

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Yea that one. Excellent music too

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Eh, pierce Bosnian was fine imo.

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Now that's what I call a thickening agent

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And thats why you dont marry. The foid needs to know you can drop her at any moment.

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If you dropped her, she would bounce

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Shut up Carlos, or ill rat you out to the cartel!

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I don't know what's worse, getting flayed alive or having to listen to Funky Town XD

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Unironcly we need to bring back gimmick posters. Prime drama was full of them. Now all we have is the marsey guy

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The architect approves.

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The names Brap. James Brap.

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Where does that put Lazenby though?

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Connery couldnt pull it off anymore. His late stage bond roles like Diamonds are Forever are hard to watch, he had gone to seed without acquiring yet the grizzled veteran gravitas look he pulled off in later roles like Hunt for Red October.

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Sorry but Lazenby was the greatest of all time

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Isn't the canon reason there's so many bonds is they die? There's only one bond whom would quite literally never be a woman. A peak male would never compete with some froppy black woman.

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The fan theory about Bond being a codename sorta worked up until Skyfall, when it didn't. I think the only reason they killed him off is because nerds have started caring about continuity in their m-i-shit after 60 years and would have started flapping uncontrollably when NuBond would have said something in contrast with previous movies.

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The theory never worked because they always did references to Moore and Connery Bond films in later movies. Like Bond’s dead wife is mentioned in a Dalton one and I think he mentions a few gadgets from the old days in a Brosnan one. But that was in the old days when franchises werent supposed to have consistent lore or tone. Now that everything is a cinematic universe Craig’s Bond tries to tie in every fricking thing to the next movie

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Bringing Blowfeld into the Craig films was so bizarre. Not only was that film utter shit and boring as heck but it seemed like they just came up with some Blowfeld plot they thought would be interesting and ran with that.

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They also did the austin powers backstory for him and bond being brothers

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You'll be happy to know the "froppy black woman" literally gives him back his number halfway through the movie when he comes out of retirement and everyone's schizo rantings about her were just as r-slurred as I thought from the beginning.

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She's not hot and she claims she's 007--I'm afraid it's enough to hate, on paper (like the plot summary of this crappy film.)

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Did you know that spoilers make the experience more enjoyable?

https://universityofcalifornia.edu/news/spoiler-alert-spoilers-make-you-enjoy-stories-more

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Im of that opinion. I enjoy looking for foreshadowing and character development and i think the wow factor of twists detracts from that as it makes you think the story is awesome purely because youre blind to it Edit: tho i also think that study kind of californiaizes itself near the end by saying plot dont matter. To me storytelling is a balance of plot, characters and pacing. You can sacrifice plot and pacing for characters or characters and plot for pacing, etc. The plot can benefit from spoilers because it can help you understand it and some characters and kinds of pacing benefit different plots

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You should watch every good film twice for this reason. Once for the wow factor, once to appreciate what it truly is. Depriving yourself of the wow factor just means you’ll be dissatisfied with any film that doesn’t hold up to a rewatch— but on your first run through instead

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Interesting idea. I dont watch much movies tho

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zoz

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zle

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Anyone know some bond fan forums? Let's spoil this for some nerds

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….


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Notime2die

Dies

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Cis-white male privilege has finally been eviscerated 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

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Lol, you just know the studio did this so they can put some even more non traditional bond in the role.

I’ll go rewatch From Russia With Love before I watch any of this shit 😎

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who cares

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rightoid consoomers do

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FRICK YOU

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cares about spoilers

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I can't watch this anymore because I legit hate the b-word bond 'falls in love with' squinty gap toothed b-word.

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had to kill old racist white bond so they could bring out progressive and not forced at all black bond

do people even watch these movies

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bond burger

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Can they do that?

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1984 white genocide propaganda by (((hollywood))) #hitlerwasright

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Their fault for delaying this movie so long and the r-slurred release schedule.

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