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I got the job!

I'm going to be a behavioral support specialist working in the mental health unit at the county jail and I aced the job interview!

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Did you tell them that you had a lot of experience dealing with the behavioral challenged here?


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I did tell them that I had previous experience as a conflict resolution officer.

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did you tell them about the I statements?

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Great job, queen. Proud of you

:#marseykingcrown: :#taycrown:


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Enjoy getting shanked and/or gassed you punk-ass cracker

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more likely he gonna frick up sum fragile mind n have more blood on his hands like that roommate that tried to kill hisself after spending one day with this degen freak

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Why should we cry about that? Some criminal scum fricking hangs themselves because a train was mean to them, boohoo. She should get a medal for saving the taxpayer money.

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Don't be unironically mad at trains. That only means you let them get the W.

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Knowing what we know about your own dysfunctional behaviour, what the frick have you got to offer in that role?

I give it two weeks.

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Empathy and compassion and I'm going to encourage hardened inmates to talk about their feelings.

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Pit them against each other with subtle manipulation and then report back on the results

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:#taylaugh:

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Common Ritalin W

!cuteandvalid

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TZD

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congratulations!

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https://pomf2.lain.la/f/yq3xpg5.webp

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A dramatard working in mental health feels like the blind leading the blind tbqh. Congrats though sis

Long live the ccp

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:marseypirate: : Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include long live the ccp! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment with long live the ccp included, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!

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Thatโ€™s fetch and all but I ordered my burger and fries to go..

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literally "sir this is a wendy's" tier comment. you've become jeff tiedrich.

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Iโ€™ve finally ascended

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hilarious video but horrible mixing

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They couldn't even take the time to properly sync the puppet mouths, it's no surprise the mix was done in fruitloops. But yes HILARIOUS .

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Omg so happy for you! Dramatards moving up in the world!

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Very nice

Hey speaking of ur name hopefully I'll be on ritalin next week any advice


The fact that signatures exist proves that the creators of this website belong in a retirement home

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Enjoy counting the ridges on crackers.

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You guys need drugs to do that?

:!#marseysad:

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Resist the urge to masturbate and when that fails, set a 1 hour timer and use a lot of lube, make sure to take breaks

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:marseychudnotes: I'll keep that in mind but I don't like it


The fact that signatures exist proves that the creators of this website belong in a retirement home

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Its mostly only a problem if you take too much but if you ever get the idea "wow this has really helped me focus but I have an [important thing] so I will do a double dose", know that this only ends one of three ways:

1. It works :marseyparty:

2. It works but you focus on the wrong thing and read 353 wikipedia pages :marseyreading:

3. 8 hour goon session :marseycoomer:

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I already do two of the three sometimes I'll take my chances and hope for the best that I get result one as well thank you


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stims are wild. don't go in expecting it to "fix" you, it really just helps you stay focused on tasks, you still need the motivation to do them. once you build up more successes you get more confident and that leads to more motivation, but getting started can still be really difficult. i also highly recommend taking short breaks every once in a while to avoid building up a tolerance. i take anywhere from 2 day breaks to week long breaks on addy. you will be less productive on these breaks but it's better than the alternative of the drug losing it's efficacy in the long run.

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:marseysalutepride:


The fact that signatures exist proves that the creators of this website belong in a retirement home

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Arenโ€™t the prisoners basically going to annihilate your mouth and ass? Or is that the point?

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Please don't shag the violent offenders :marseydisagree: It never ends well

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Sounds like youโ€™re going to have a lot of wild stories to share.

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When will @RitalinRx posts be autopinned, @Aevann fix this transphobia

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How long til xe falls for a violent offender who then kills xer because he was too cracked out to recognize a :marseytrain:.

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The closer you are to jail the better!

:#marseythumbsup:

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Prepare your bussy

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Did you put rdrama as your references? Thatโ€™s definitely why you got the job

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Nice work

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Good for you

Congrats

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Congrats! Always nerve wracking waiting for the response to see if you got it or didnโ€™t, the worst is when they ghost you.

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:#marseymati:

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Your next jobs: blowjobs and handjobs from craycray prisoners

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So your job will be to try to convince sub 85 IQ criminals to stop being r-slurred peepeeheads

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Its so over for the prisioners

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Gut gemacht! :marseyclappingglasses:

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Youโ€™re gonna see some messed up shit at your job

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If you had to walk to the interview do you think that would have changed the outcome? Also congorats

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