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Adventures in things getting stuck in my vagina [not clickbait!]

This week marks the third time I’ve gotten something stuck in my vagina that has required or nearly required medical intervention.

The first time I got something stuck in my vagina was when I was ~20 years old. I was going to South America the next day to see my boyfriend. I was super innocent back then but ofc I had read in Cosmo about Ben wa balls which are little metal balls you stick “up there” and apparently are like a workout for those muscles. I had accidentally ordered some the size of golf balls (probably meant for incontinent old ladies) and didn’t know any better. Well OF COURSE I wanted my boyfriend to be impressed so I tried them out the night before my flight. You guys. I knew something wasn’t right and it was too big but I charged ahead (young love etc etc). I could barely get one in and then once it was past the “point of no return” I panicked. I tried to get it out but IT. WAS. STUCK. This was a METAL ball inside me and I was going to have to go through TSA the next morning. Through a miracle, I got in just the right position and basically gave birth and was spared from having to explain to my mom why I needed to go to the ER.

The second time I got something stuck in my vagina was during the pandemic. You’ll remember there was a shortage of potty paper and tampons, so I decided to order a diva cup & leave the tampons for those dying of covid. For the men here, basically it’s a plastic cup you insert inside yourself and it collects the blood when you have your period. “I’m doing my part!” I thought. WRONG. I got it in there fine but when it came time to take out….it was stuck with the most powerful suction known to man. That in itself isn’t that bad, right? Well, it gets worse. I have a copper IUD and I was scared that yanking it out would also yank out the IUD which apparently is super painful. I called the Aetna nurse advice line and once she realized she was talking to a real life r-slur, she calmed me down and suggested I go to urgent care….IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC? Thankfully I got it out.

The third time was this week. While deep in prayer, I partially dislodged that very same IUD and I’ve been bleeding non-stop. I just got back to urgent care where they were like “can’t help you lol”. So now I have to figure out what kind of doctor to see. Planned parenthood doesn’t haven’t any appointments for awhile and also I’m against abortion so really conflicted.

Question for y’all: what’s the weirdest thing you’ve gotten stuck in your bussy?


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:#marseykingkrazy:king krazy onke stuck krazys Skepter up there :#marseykingkrazy:

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Why are you still using your king krazy disguise when you’ve openly returned as FrozenChosen

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who is he hotep jfc this driving me :marseynuts:

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I lowkey believe this is a Frozen alt because there’s suddenly been a lot of Frozen activity since @Kangkrazy and his alts have sprung up. Also @Schizo also suspects this is a Frozen alt, and Schizo knowledge is often fueled by Soren knowledge who has the greatest understanding of all meta drama on the site.

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>Soren knowledge who has the greatest understanding of all meta drama on the site.

:#marseykingkrazy: ummm no that would be king krazy. Also

MEDS

NOW

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Took a couple minutes to log out of FrozenChosen and log into kingkrazy hmm? Also Soren knows about meta drama before it even happens, and I’m not sure how. Soren was completely unfazed during the Ted Simp Arc and provided approximate knowlege on all parties at the time as well as surprisingly catty side commentary.

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:#marseykingkrazy: it's cause soren is a cute twink and worms his way into every single drama adjacent groomercord known to man despite not even being a real person with any kind of personality or anything interesting about him.:#marseykingkrazy:

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FRICK YOU I WILL KIL LYOU DOONT" MENTION THJAT FRICKING ROASTIE I HAVE BEEN OFF MY FRICKING MEDS FOR LIKE 3 DAYS NOW AND I STILL HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT THAT FRICKING CUTE TWINK MUCHAUSENS SYNDROME B-WORD SHE WAS ONLY JPEPT AROUND BECAUSE THAT FRICKING CARP SUCK FRICK BUTT B-WORD LOSER CHROSTCUCK ADMIN HAD A BONER FOR HER THAT B-WORD HAS A CCUSED ME OF SUCH WSHIT SHE IOS A B-WORD ALL META DRAMA IS A B-WORD FOR THE CUTE TWINK 6MILLION RDRAMA USERS ARE ADMIN ACCOUNTS YOU ARE REAL BUT A FRICKING ZOOMER MAYBE JOEBIDEN ALT BUT LIKE THE FRICK IS WITH THIS CONSTANT HARASSMENT OF ME I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ASSUME I AM PART OF IT AND NOT A OUT OF BODY PARASITE INTO IT INSERTED FOR THEIR FRICKING FRICKED UP CUTE TWINK PLEASURE TO SEE ME UPSET YOU SEE MIMW KNOW THAT IS CARP CONED IS CARP ALL OF THE FOIDS ON RDRAMA HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN US BECAUSE OF THE DRY PEEPEE FRICKING ADMIN LOSER B-WORD BUTT CARP AND GOOSE SUCK OR WHATEVER I KNOW WHO KINGKRAZY IS BUT YOU WILL NEED TO PAY FOR THE INFO AND I REALLY DISLIKE YOU SO IT WILL BE ALITTLE FRICKING MONEY OK SO I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW TO GET OUT OF HERE AND NOT SPEND YOUR FRICKING YOUTH ON THIS SAD SAD SAD SITE I WANT YOU TO GO GET SOME KITTY OR SOMETHING LIKE RENORMALIZE INTO SOCIETY YOU BLACK BASTARD

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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys 😷😷😷

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:marseytedsimp#2:

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:#marseykingkrazy: schizo longposting isn't funny or interesting sorry buddy:#marseykingkrazy:

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stop, I tire of you

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@Soren is a @TED_SIMP alt.

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stop I am not going to yell or anything but please stop

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Hey cutie!!!

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I’ve posted hands, chin and voice notes wtf else do u queens want to verify my identity


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It’s not “your” identity I’m questioning, but King Krazy. Aka your alt.

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I mean idk how to prove I’m not king Krazy but I really don’t have time to shitpost from two separate accounts as I have a dog to feed but okay


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Prove it by proving how krazy you are.

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post dog pics

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1685058810744781.webp


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Speaking of hands, I haven't received a picture of those hands today yet.

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The forbidden side 😘

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16850564935618966.webp


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God I missed you so much never ever leave again :tayadmire:

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:#plzdie:

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Very scandalous. :marseyblowkiss:

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Gangly butt fingers

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That carpet looks cozy


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This was the seller of both, came in a couple days from Turkey or smth. I feel I got a really good deal.

https://www.ebay.com/str/turkishrugdesigner


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>too many goosebumps

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I would like you to stick the benoit balls back in your cooter but when they get stuck, jump off of a bench in front of the Sears Tower to get them out. Only this will prove whether you are the real Frozen or not.

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You know...

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this ain't fro yall lying to me n should be ashamed of taken advantage of a sweet dumb b-word like me

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