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Adventures in things getting stuck in my vagina [not clickbait!]

This week marks the third time I’ve gotten something stuck in my vagina that has required or nearly required medical intervention.

The first time I got something stuck in my vagina was when I was ~20 years old. I was going to South America the next day to see my boyfriend. I was super innocent back then but ofc I had read in Cosmo about Ben wa balls which are little metal balls you stick “up there” and apparently are like a workout for those muscles. I had accidentally ordered some the size of golf balls (probably meant for incontinent old ladies) and didn’t know any better. Well OF COURSE I wanted my boyfriend to be impressed so I tried them out the night before my flight. You guys. I knew something wasn’t right and it was too big but I charged ahead (young love etc etc). I could barely get one in and then once it was past the “point of no return” I panicked. I tried to get it out but IT. WAS. STUCK. This was a METAL ball inside me and I was going to have to go through TSA the next morning. Through a miracle, I got in just the right position and basically gave birth and was spared from having to explain to my mom why I needed to go to the ER.

The second time I got something stuck in my vagina was during the pandemic. You’ll remember there was a shortage of potty paper and tampons, so I decided to order a diva cup & leave the tampons for those dying of covid. For the men here, basically it’s a plastic cup you insert inside yourself and it collects the blood when you have your period. “I’m doing my part!” I thought. WRONG. I got it in there fine but when it came time to take out….it was stuck with the most powerful suction known to man. That in itself isn’t that bad, right? Well, it gets worse. I have a copper IUD and I was scared that yanking it out would also yank out the IUD which apparently is super painful. I called the Aetna nurse advice line and once she realized she was talking to a real life r-slur, she calmed me down and suggested I go to urgent care….IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC? Thankfully I got it out.

The third time was this week. While deep in prayer, I partially dislodged that very same IUD and I’ve been bleeding non-stop. I just got back to urgent care where they were like “can’t help you lol”. So now I have to figure out what kind of doctor to see. Planned parenthood doesn’t haven’t any appointments for awhile and also I’m against abortion so really conflicted.

Question for y’all: what’s the weirdest thing you’ve gotten stuck in your bussy?


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I don’t know what this means


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:#drafts:

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and this is why bussy is better than gussy

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Didn't read bc too many words neighbor but I liked the idea of me reading it all so there's that :#taythumbsup:

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One time I didn't poop for a week

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wow Frozen, I knew you were a dumb b-word, but I didn't think you were this kind of dumb b-word

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All that shit was disgusting and I wish I hadn’t read it. :marseypuke::marseylongpost2:

I was going to South America the next day to see my boyfriend.

Explain yourself :marseythonk:

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When I was 19 I wrote a proposal to this SUPER rich philanthropist and was given a “projects for peace” grant. I went into small towns in the Andes and opened microbanks. I was living in Lima and one day when out with my friends I met a boy who was a friend of a friend and we dated for about 4 years. I would go back occasionally to visit and lived there during the summers. I haven’t talked to him in a long time but I’m still tight with the rest of his family oddly enough. They are good people, chat every month or so.


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IUDs suck, one time i was frickin a chick and i could feel it scratching my peepee #bigdickproblems

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For the men here, basically it’s a plastic cup you insert inside yourself and it collects the blood when you have your period.

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>thread about things that get stuck inside your gussy

>no mentions of BBC getting stuck inside your gussy

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ou guys. I knew something wasn’t right and it was too big but I charged ahead (young love etc etc). I could barely get one in and then once it was past the “point of no return” I panicked. I tried to get it out but IT. WAS. STUCK.

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Have you never used a dildo before? How did you not know that kitty holes and bussy holes behave the same as black holes?

Question for y’all: what’s the weirdest thing you’ve gotten stuck in your bussy?

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Nothing because I understand basic physics. :marseysmug:

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I haven’t, no


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:#marseyangelpat:

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Omg, your IUD is messed up?!?!?! Isn't that supposed to be terribly painful???? I hope you get that sorted out soon and that you're okay!

I've never gotten anything stuck up inside me, I'm way too freaked out by the idea of it. Fun fact: I was looking up what kegels were in college and it freaked me out so much that I passed out on the floor during class and they had to take me to the ER because I refused to tell them what made the blood rush from my head, lol.

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Quads

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Posts that give you vaginismus

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Diva cups are the devil's cow tool

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Imagine being so r-slurred that you feel the need to save tampons for squints

those dying of covid.

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Well OF COURSE I wanted my boyfriend to be impressed so I tried them out the night before my flight. You guys. I knew something wasn’t right and it was too big but I charged ahead

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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:marseypuke: I miss season 1 Frozen

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https://media.giphy.com/media/mBuwV7IQWSIDWKUBMK/giphy.webp

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Wow, maybe you should consider working as a girl-keisterer one day...

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Idk what that is


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Please talk about your vagina more often, unironically :marseycoomer2:

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:drafts:

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total fake frozen death

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Yall just gonna ignore this?

:marseyun#amused:

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Stop haunting us. Please rest in peace.

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IUD

:#marseybegonethot:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/9EwnzGNjvmIG4/giphy.webp

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>this is who dramastrags simp for

:b#rookscringe:

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>prayer

>IUD

choose 1


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The IUD was before I came to know Jesus


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Well get RID of it :grr:


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THATS WHAT I WANTED BUT URGENT CARE WOULDNT


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What you want is a really strong magnet ok

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16850596148680563.webp


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>magnet

>copper

!enemiesofcarp come laugh at him he made an error again

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!coolbadasseswhodontcareaboutscience let’s beat this nerd

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:quote: deep in prayer :quote:

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Yeah, this is definitely not Frozen then. Her brand of r-slur was different.

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:#marseykingkrazy:king krazy onke stuck krazys Skepter up there :#marseykingkrazy:

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Why are you still using your king krazy disguise when you’ve openly returned as FrozenChosen

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who is he hotep jfc this driving me :marseynuts:

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I lowkey believe this is a Frozen alt because there’s suddenly been a lot of Frozen activity since @Kangkrazy and his alts have sprung up. Also @Schizo also suspects this is a Frozen alt, and Schizo knowledge is often fueled by Soren knowledge who has the greatest understanding of all meta drama on the site.

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>Soren knowledge who has the greatest understanding of all meta drama on the site.

:#marseykingkrazy: ummm no that would be king krazy. Also

MEDS

NOW

:#marseykingkrazy:

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Took a couple minutes to log out of FrozenChosen and log into kingkrazy hmm? Also Soren knows about meta drama before it even happens, and I’m not sure how. Soren was completely unfazed during the Ted Simp Arc and provided approximate knowlege on all parties at the time as well as surprisingly catty side commentary.

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@Soren is a @TED_SIMP alt.

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stop I am not going to yell or anything but please stop

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Hey cutie!!!

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:#marseykingkrazy: it's cause soren is a cute twink and worms his way into every single drama adjacent groomercord known to man despite not even being a real person with any kind of personality or anything interesting about him.:#marseykingkrazy:

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FRICK YOU I WILL KIL LYOU DOONT" MENTION THJAT FRICKING ROASTIE I HAVE BEEN OFF MY FRICKING MEDS FOR LIKE 3 DAYS NOW AND I STILL HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT THAT FRICKING CUTE TWINK MUCHAUSENS SYNDROME B-WORD SHE WAS ONLY JPEPT AROUND BECAUSE THAT FRICKING CARP SUCK FRICK BUTT B-WORD LOSER CHROSTCUCK ADMIN HAD A BONER FOR HER THAT B-WORD HAS A CCUSED ME OF SUCH WSHIT SHE IOS A B-WORD ALL META DRAMA IS A B-WORD FOR THE CUTE TWINK 6MILLION RDRAMA USERS ARE ADMIN ACCOUNTS YOU ARE REAL BUT A FRICKING ZOOMER MAYBE JOEBIDEN ALT BUT LIKE THE FRICK IS WITH THIS CONSTANT HARASSMENT OF ME I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ASSUME I AM PART OF IT AND NOT A OUT OF BODY PARASITE INTO IT INSERTED FOR THEIR FRICKING FRICKED UP CUTE TWINK PLEASURE TO SEE ME UPSET YOU SEE MIMW KNOW THAT IS CARP CONED IS CARP ALL OF THE FOIDS ON RDRAMA HAVE MORE RIGHTS THAN US BECAUSE OF THE DRY PEEPEE FRICKING ADMIN LOSER B-WORD BUTT CARP AND GOOSE SUCK OR WHATEVER I KNOW WHO KINGKRAZY IS BUT YOU WILL NEED TO PAY FOR THE INFO AND I REALLY DISLIKE YOU SO IT WILL BE ALITTLE FRICKING MONEY OK SO I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW TO GET OUT OF HERE AND NOT SPEND YOUR FRICKING YOUTH ON THIS SAD SAD SAD SITE I WANT YOU TO GO GET SOME KITTY OR SOMETHING LIKE RENORMALIZE INTO SOCIETY YOU BLACK BASTARD

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:#marseykingkrazy: schizo longposting isn't funny or interesting sorry buddy:#marseykingkrazy:

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stop, I tire of you

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:marseytedsimp#2:

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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys 😷😷😷

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this ain't fro yall lying to me n should be ashamed of taken advantage of a sweet dumb b-word like me

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I’ve posted hands, chin and voice notes wtf else do u queens want to verify my identity


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I would like you to stick the benoit balls back in your cooter but when they get stuck, jump off of a bench in front of the Sears Tower to get them out. Only this will prove whether you are the real Frozen or not.

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You know...

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Speaking of hands, I haven't received a picture of those hands today yet.

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The forbidden side 😘

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>too many goosebumps

:#marseyno:

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Gangly butt fingers

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That carpet looks cozy


https://files.catbox.moe/ginbgb.jpg 学习雷锋好榜样忠于革命忠于党爱憎分明不忘本立场坚定斗志强立场坚定斗志强学习雷锋好榜样毛主席的教导记心上全心全意为人民共产主义品德多高尚共产主义品德多高尚

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This was the seller of both, came in a couple days from Turkey or smth. I feel I got a really good deal.

https://www.ebay.com/str/turkishrugdesigner


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Very scandalous. :marseyblowkiss:

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God I missed you so much never ever leave again :tayadmire:

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:#plzdie:

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It’s not “your” identity I’m questioning, but King Krazy. Aka your alt.

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I mean idk how to prove I’m not king Krazy but I really don’t have time to shitpost from two separate accounts as I have a dog to feed but okay


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post dog pics

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Prove it by proving how krazy you are.

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