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Adventures in things getting stuck in my vagina [not clickbait!]

This week marks the third time I’ve gotten something stuck in my vagina that has required or nearly required medical intervention.

The first time I got something stuck in my vagina was when I was ~20 years old. I was going to South America the next day to see my boyfriend. I was super innocent back then but ofc I had read in Cosmo about Ben wa balls which are little metal balls you stick “up there” and apparently are like a workout for those muscles. I had accidentally ordered some the size of golf balls (probably meant for incontinent old ladies) and didn’t know any better. Well OF COURSE I wanted my boyfriend to be impressed so I tried them out the night before my flight. You guys. I knew something wasn’t right and it was too big but I charged ahead (young love etc etc). I could barely get one in and then once it was past the “point of no return” I panicked. I tried to get it out but IT. WAS. STUCK. This was a METAL ball inside me and I was going to have to go through TSA the next morning. Through a miracle, I got in just the right position and basically gave birth and was spared from having to explain to my mom why I needed to go to the ER.

The second time I got something stuck in my vagina was during the pandemic. You’ll remember there was a shortage of potty paper and tampons, so I decided to order a diva cup & leave the tampons for those dying of covid. For the men here, basically it’s a plastic cup you insert inside yourself and it collects the blood when you have your period. “I’m doing my part!” I thought. WRONG. I got it in there fine but when it came time to take out….it was stuck with the most powerful suction known to man. That in itself isn’t that bad, right? Well, it gets worse. I have a copper IUD and I was scared that yanking it out would also yank out the IUD which apparently is super painful. I called the Aetna nurse advice line and once she realized she was talking to a real life r-slur, she calmed me down and suggested I go to urgent care….IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC? Thankfully I got it out.

The third time was this week. While deep in prayer, I partially dislodged that very same IUD and I’ve been bleeding non-stop. I just got back to urgent care where they were like “can’t help you lol”. So now I have to figure out what kind of doctor to see. Planned parenthood doesn’t haven’t any appointments for awhile and also I’m against abortion so really conflicted.

Question for y’all: what’s the weirdest thing you’ve gotten stuck in your bussy?


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drafts

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I don’t know what this means


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:#drafts:

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and this is why bussy is better than gussy

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Didn't read bc too many words neighbor but I liked the idea of me reading it all so there's that :#taythumbsup:

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wow Frozen, I knew you were a dumb b-word, but I didn't think you were this kind of dumb b-word

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One time I didn't poop for a week

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Posts that give you vaginismus

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Diva cups are the devil's cow tool

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For the men here, basically it’s a plastic cup you insert inside yourself and it collects the blood when you have your period.

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>thread about things that get stuck inside your gussy

>no mentions of BBC getting stuck inside your gussy

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>this is who dramastrags simp for

:b#rookscringe:

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Imagine being so r-slurred that you feel the need to save tampons for squints

those dying of covid.

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Stop haunting us. Please rest in peace.

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ou guys. I knew something wasn’t right and it was too big but I charged ahead (young love etc etc). I could barely get one in and then once it was past the “point of no return” I panicked. I tried to get it out but IT. WAS. STUCK.

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Have you never used a dildo before? How did you not know that kitty holes and bussy holes behave the same as black holes?

Question for y’all: what’s the weirdest thing you’ve gotten stuck in your bussy?

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Nothing because I understand basic physics. :marseysmug:

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I haven’t, no


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:#marseyangelpat:

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All that shit was disgusting and I wish I hadn’t read it. :marseypuke::marseylongpost2:

I was going to South America the next day to see my boyfriend.

Explain yourself :marseythonk:

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When I was 19 I wrote a proposal to this SUPER rich philanthropist and was given a “projects for peace” grant. I went into small towns in the Andes and opened microbanks. I was living in Lima and one day when out with my friends I met a boy who was a friend of a friend and we dated for about 4 years. I would go back occasionally to visit and lived there during the summers. I haven’t talked to him in a long time but I’m still tight with the rest of his family oddly enough. They are good people, chat every month or so.


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Well OF COURSE I wanted my boyfriend to be impressed so I tried them out the night before my flight. You guys. I knew something wasn’t right and it was too big but I charged ahead

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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IUDs suck, one time i was frickin a chick and i could feel it scratching my peepee #bigdickproblems

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>prayer

>IUD

choose 1


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The IUD was before I came to know Jesus


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Well get RID of it :grr:


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THATS WHAT I WANTED BUT URGENT CARE WOULDNT


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What you want is a really strong magnet ok

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>magnet

>copper

!enemiesofcarp come laugh at him he made an error again

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!coolbadasseswhodontcareaboutscience let’s beat this nerd

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IUD

:#marseybegonethot:

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Please talk about your vagina more often, unironically :marseycoomer2:

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:drafts:

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total fake frozen death

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:marseypuke: I miss season 1 Frozen

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:it#endsnow:

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What part of this are we suppose to coom to? This is just gross foid nonsense.

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Carp she died its not funny to post on her account

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I don't appreciate carp resurrecting a corpse for laughs

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fantastic !foidmoment here

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Omg, your IUD is messed up?!?!?! Isn't that supposed to be terribly painful???? I hope you get that sorted out soon and that you're okay!

I've never gotten anything stuck up inside me, I'm way too freaked out by the idea of it. Fun fact: I was looking up what kegels were in college and it freaked me out so much that I passed out on the floor during class and they had to take me to the ER because I refused to tell them what made the blood rush from my head, lol.

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:quote: deep in prayer :quote:

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While deep in prayer, I partially dislodged that very same IUD and I’ve been bleeding non-stop.

While deep in prayer

:#surejan:

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I've never heard someone call it "prayer" before

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>Ben wa balls which are little metal balls you stick “up there”

wtffffff i bought some when i was a teenager from the hippy store but i thought it was just something you roll around in your hands to relax :derpwhy:

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Did yours have a strong connecting them?

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Also are they slightly sticky?

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Did they make a sound? You may be thinking of Baoding balls, which were hip and cool at the time.

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Yeah, this is definitely not Frozen then. Her brand of r-slur was different.

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it somehow took me a whole paragraph to realize you were talking about kitty, not pushing massive metal balls up a mans urethra :marseycringe:

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she said vagina like three times before that, swampwater

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Swampwater's a foid lmao

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Quads

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Wow, maybe you should consider working as a girl-keisterer one day...

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Idk what that is


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