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CREMATION BY MAIL

WE SEND YOU A HUMAN SIZED BOX, YOU FILL IT, USPS PICKS IT UP AND WE BURN IT. THINK WARBY PARKER BUT FOR CORPSES.

YOU KILL IT, FILL IT, WE GRILL IT.

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Do you take live bodies? :marseyevilgrin:

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A corpse :marseyazov: will be transported by express.

β€”Malcolm Lowry, β€œUnder the Volcano” (1947)

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They don't make you realize, it's just an fact of life you learn as you age.

Once you realize the only reason you're spending time around females is their kitty, you realize getting it really isn't that big of a deal and bussy is basically the same thing without all the headache.

The important thing is taking the bussy pill before you knock a women up, then you're better off being tied to that gussy for life for the sake of the child.

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