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SMASH OR PASS: pizzashill gf edition

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Reminder that she has hairy pits.

Note the new pizza lore: he has one (1) outfit for being seen in public !friendsofpizzashill

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Where's the "I'm gay" option?

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That hasn’t stopped pizza from smashing so the question is valid for gaybros too

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Pizza isnt gay he is an incel and would smash any hole

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Sounds like you would pass r-slur

Just like a gay to bring it up whenever

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Um stfu homophobe

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Any option. If you even know what this is about you are extremely homosexual and should keep yourself safe

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You ain't gay around this piece of putsata, hombre. There's a reason they call her the Stump Grinder.

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I'm gay but it doesn't take much imagination to work out where my standards would be at if I was a strag. Would I smash this woman if she had a peepee? Absolutely.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17132860030441194.webp In the femme darkness of the far future, there is only rightoid seethe.

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Pass, but only out of respect for Pizza

:#marseykneel:

!friendsofpizzashill

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There he goes dramanuts, the last honourable man.

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Same

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Pass because enabling infidelity is morally wrong.

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Same, our rightoid dunking king must be respected.

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Much better :marseygenetakovic: looking :marseyoperasmug: than I expected. About 1/3 the weight I expected.

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100% agree :marseyokay:

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!chuds upmarsey this post and pizzashill will give you good luck :marseyupvote2:

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It looks like he fried his brain on benzos.

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Who is this seriously i dont belueve thats pizzashill

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FAS

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What phenotype is this?

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Stim

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Kitty slayer

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:#marseywould:

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Reminder that she has hairy pits.

I can fix her :marseymommymilkers:

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Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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:#marseydontplay:

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My new favorite marsey

Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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>Reminder that she has hairy pits.

I fail to see a downside.

:#marseylickinglips:

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I tell myself I don't have any disgusting fetishes, but that armpit stubble really does it for me. Not fully unshaved, but lazily shaved.

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You can literally just shave them against her will

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:#marseybingus:

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Her mirror is gross 🤭

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College tier apartment except they’re in their 30s

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:marseynotes: pizzashill lives in place with hard water

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there is a 0% chance that Pizza doesn't get pegged on the regular lmao

Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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She looks like she fricks dogs :whitewomenfuckdogscoomer:

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stop

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!chuds !nonchuds !nooticers !cuteandvalid !lgbt !chasers !pings !downvoters !r-slurs !g*mers !anime !zoomers !edgelords !bottoms !bardfinn

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>foid

:#marseyno:

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That hair does not look maintained wtf.

Does nobody here know how to handle long hair?

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Considering how Pizza has talked about her I would def pass.

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!fellas

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I'm holding out for pizza :marseypizzaslice: himself

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:marseysoypoint: I knew it!


I knew this was an Al/Peggy Bundy pairing! I’ll bet all my DC that she doesn’t take Pizza’s shit and Pizza hates foids but has a soft spot for her.

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Wait, pojum is actualy cute? I was picturing the weasel this whole time tbh. Except fatter and greasier. The dude is doing alright imo.

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bet she's sapiosexual and gets off to pizza's intellect

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more like saladsexual :marseysalad:

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dwont make fun of peopwe's sexuality

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That's Pojom? I thought Pojom was the foid looking thing in that side bar image.

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Built for BBC (is what I would say if I were American, which I am not)

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Final :marseychocobo: Verdict: mid

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:#marseythinkorino:

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She looks way too old to be acting like she does, also hard pass

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Pizza :marseypizzaslice: and Pojom :marseybeanpizzashill: are 30 somethings that live like 22 year old college :marseylonghorn: grads.

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TBH I thought she was a sexy indian dudette, so smash on the basis of exceeding my expectations.

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She’s not :marseyhibernian: is she?

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She cute!

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No bussy :marseytwerkingfast: so pass

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Would :marseywould: not

Inb4 "droolcord nonsense"

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i dont think its appropriate to be talking about women like this, much less one of our friends partners. you should delete this.

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i agree

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lol armpit hairs

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Image :marseymissing2: doesn't load

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:#marseyglow:

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If this is POJOM she is objectively better looking than 90% of non-OF/thot internet foids. Good on ya Pizza, you're doing just fine. Keep living your best life.

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@pizzashill notice this truth

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I would :marseywould: cuck the wife of any dramastrag

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Smash bc she looks like i could bully and criticize her constantly and in front of houseguests/friends and she still would never leave. And also to cuck pizza

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How old is this foid? She looks worse than my foid but younger in the face. So smash only to cuck pizza if that's true.

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On second thought she might not look younger in the face. But at least she's not fat

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That's a dude

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No tits, meh physique.

Pizza wore a black shirt and somehow knew people would be wearing black

Either this is the first time she went to a rock concert (or any) for millennial boomers or she really is r-slurred

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:#marseywould:

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Could care less about her pits- if she hasn't the sense to run a damp cloth over the mirror :marseycontemplatesuicide: before :marseyskellington: taking a selfie then she's hitting the road.

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With a name like Pojom I thought she was a street shitter

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Unironic autismo cutie?

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@pizzashill you into gettin cucked boy?

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Imagine unironically believing this is real

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:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

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Pizza pulls this?

:marseyitsoverputin: for haters

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Huh I expected Pojom :marseybeanpizzashill: to be a bit fatter.

Smash out of respect :marseykneel: for the 1st Lady of Footlocker.

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jfc a bottle of windex is like 3 bucks

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The mirror? I can smell this picture. Pass

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Im not dipping in pizza's sloppy seconds

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Pudgy, unfortunate thing. Looks like an adult child.

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She’s cute

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she's cute

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Meh.

If she was funny and showed interest, sure.

Not good-looking enough for a tic-tac tho.

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Also clean that darn toothpaste vomit from your mirror, @pizzashill

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not bad tbh 6/10 maybe 6.75 on date night

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