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Play porn loudly in the background and answer the survey as if you weren’t. If asked, say you’re in an orgy.

non-blocking solutions to the (((nielsen))) menace

forward their calls to some expensive psychic or s*x hotline

>always answer phone calls

Freak

I was on this several years ago and totally worth it. They sent me a few bucks to open the initial envelope and it promised five or ten if I sent back a quick demographics form. Then with that payment they offered me $50 to do the actual survey. Thick book, but they key was, all the questions were like "What AM radio stations do you listen to?" "What newspapers do you read ON PAPER NO INTERNET?" "What broadcast TV stations do you watch NO CABLE NO STREAMING?" so I could completely honestly zip through saying "none of the above" to almost everything and get my $50 in five minutes. I did this three or four times, recommend. Then I guess they got bored of me and I never heard from them again so this also seems to get rid of them.

The radio doesn’t have enough jinx thinker. Make her look it up so she knows what to add to the radio

Who listens to radio any more?

Neilsen is part of American history. They got the original Star Trek cancelled- have some fricking respect.

Nielsen has sent me about $20 over the years to do their survey. I've always kept the cash and never sent the survey.

@Newfriend have a secret and very simple technique for making telemarketers frick off - after doing it for about half a year @Newfriend have reduced junk calls from several per week too about once a month if that

How too do it: when you get a call from a telemarketer or any unknown number, pick up the phone and put you're mic on mute. Stay on the line until the other person hangs up (unless you can discern it is a legitimate call). After a few times they will permanently drop you from their call list as they assume you're number is inactive.

This applies for robocalls as well, when you press a keypad number when prompted it tells the robocaller there is a real person behind that number. Even if they put you on their DNC list they will sell you're number too other telemarketers that do the same thing.

Trans lives matter

I skimmed your post, just waste their time when they call you. Make then block you if you don’t want to block them for whatever reason

I'm tired of perpetual victims whining on the Internet.

Go play Call of Duty or something, you mong.

beats the CDC calling you once a month. I made the mistake of taking a call from them once and they haven't stopped trying to steal my health data.

This is your chance to make radio better. Tell them you want/only listen to metal

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>ever bragging about IQ when you're below the 99th percentile

lol, lmao, kek even

I like the really crisp bills and try hard to send in the surveys but I always forget. I feel bad because as a kid I always dreamed of being a Nielsen household, that was royalty in the 90s.

>128 IQ gigabrain (2280 SAT, 35 ACT, 130 CARS on the MCAT)

Is 35 ACT only around 128 IQ? Asking for a friend.

!slots100

Didn’t read but @HailVictory1776 got $10 cash in the mail by responding too the survey Jewish lives matter

lol wait the family man episode was real??

Insert their number into "win free stuff" websites, so they'll spam their phone and mail them worthless products.

I get a survey in the mail from Nielsen like once every 5 years where they’ll send you a dollar and if you take an online survey they’ll send you another $20 or whatever.

I did it once and it was just vague and generic questions like how many people live in your house, do you have the internet, watch TV, etc.