!friendsofpizzashill he said she stole his car but he can’t even drive 
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Literally not true.
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!friendsofpizzashill please evaluate the truth of the above reply to the thread itself and then see below
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#believewomen
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Won’t lie, I loose alot of respect for any supposed man who depends on a woman driving him. Might have to unstan pizza
Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty!
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His inkwell uprising manifestoes just all sound so cucked now
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Shes literally wrong. I can take a picture of the insurance cards lmao.
She doesn't even know anything.
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Fake pizza.
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Source?
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No one believes this.
You’re not even insured to drive your own car
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I am actually.
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Uh huh. Sure you are.
At least Poji doesn’t lie to save face. You’re pathetic
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Pojo doesnt even know what day of the week it is.
She isnt lying, shes just clueless.
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i'm constantly awestruck at just how immature and childlike they both are despite being 34 years old
!zoomers yet ANOTHER miLLeniaL L
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r they rly??
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sorry, 33 actually
but LOL
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It says 32 on the arrest
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lol send me the arrest please
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close enough, she's 32.7 years old
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That photo of pizza that floats around looks like he is in his teens or early 20s, no way he is over 30.
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pojom confirmed that both her and pizza were born in 1990
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Idk she may be lying, shes a woman after all right
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she's not smart enough to lie
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She looks like a 15 year old girl
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Where the frick are you people getting all this lore from? I barely knew he had a gf and you all apparently have photos, chat logs, birthdates...
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!slots100 golden !besties
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!slots500
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!slots500
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Groomercord leaks
https://rdrama.net/post/173853/smash-or-pass-pizzashill-gf-edition
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How can i form an opinion of pizza if i can't goon to photos of his girlfriend
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Img doesnt load
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Carp caaaaaaaaaarp! Fix! Pls
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My first golden!
!slots3000
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i kno u n ur foid got cute cats
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That's because i freely post about it here, not in groomercord
Dexter was being a hat again
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Our cats match
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I'm 34 and look younger
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That shit is from forever ago
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Millennials are subhuman. Less mature than the average zoomer, which is saying something.
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Rea
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they are both so utterly dysfunction they're perfect for each other
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making sure other americans won't drive your car is the reason you buy a manual in america, not sure on what that says about this relationship
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I also just find them more fun to drive.
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It just feels natural to have a knob in my hand 😃
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It is an objective fact that manual is more fun to drive and automatics are for fat people
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I don't understand how you are supposed to drive manual
Left hand is for the steering wheel and right hand is for the road beer... how do people shift gear?
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Beer helmet
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Beer in your lap when you have to shift. If you smoke too things can get sketch
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just ash it before shifting
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Does your carpet have holes all over too
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no why would it
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Oh
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Don't you have mats?
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Use your peepee
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With their other hand.
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Are you a zoomer or something?. No one over 25 cares about auto vs manual lol keep telling yourself it’s more fun in your econobox boiracer
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Go play with more butterflies in your automatic b-word mobile, cute twink
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I got work to do with my v8 super duty built ford tough b-word neighbor. 8.8L of queer crushing power
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Sorry bout the peepee bro better luck next life
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All fine cuz I work for a living b-word
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So does everyone else you stupid hick, the only difference is that an illegal Mexican could take your job but not mine
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Manuals are more fun if there isn't any traffic, but frick any Eurocute twink that thinks they're superior for being miserable in rush hour
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Manualcels be seething over DSGchads
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I bought my first automatic last year, been driving since the early 90s, and I hate the input lag so much. I miss my '05 g35 6mt so much.
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surely you didn't buy a car with a CVT transmission
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Lmao. My gf at the time got a nissan with a cvt. Ten years ago. Came home and raved about it, how it "expands". I swelled as well, knowing i could get her to believe anything.
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No, I bought a bmw x3 30i.
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You're still going to have input lag with modern electronic throttle bodies regardless of what kind of
you're using
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The difference in throttle response between my fly by wire daily, and and the independent throttle bodies on my celica is worlds apart, even with the rough tune I've got on it atm.
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It blows huge donkey dong. I miss being able to dump the clutch and fly off the line, now I have to count to 3-mississippi after I press the gas before anything happens like I'm some kind of slow butt bastard driving a subaru.
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Ikr? I have to switch to sport mode at roundabouts because otherwise i can't seize the gap.
Like i get it, it's trying to protect the drivetrain by r-sluring off-the-line torque, but i paid for the big engines for a reason
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i'm really appreciating the slur filter today
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You could probably tune it. Its all computers after all. Also sportier cars fare better as far as throttle and transmission responsiveness goes.
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They are
i love mechanical clunk noises
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NEITHER OF THEM CAN DRIVE MANUAL
and pizza doesn't drive at all
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Idk how to drive manual
I mean I understand how it works, you press the clutch and you change the gears to go different speeds but I’ve never actually driven one 
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There’s no reason to know how to drive manual just like there’s no reason to know how to use an abacus or how to use the stars to find your way around your yard.
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Wow carp really is a woman, wtf!?
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*she
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They are fun
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I've a manual license but I wouldn't know what to do now since all my cars were auto LOL
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Chiobu confirmed for Saudi prince
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"were" could imply that I am carless now
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maybe could imply they're all manual now
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An actual tutorial
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How much of a pain in the butt is it to drive a manual? I've only ever driven automatics but recently I've been considering buying a Miata
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It's not hard, it just takes practice
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I know it's not hard, but is it tedious or annoying? Do you ever feel like you don't want to drive or think that next time you'll get an automatic because the manual is bothering you?
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Yes, there is a reason automatic is almost universal these days.
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Automatics are still popular in Eurostan though. I figured they fell out of fashion here because 87% of drivers in the US are drooling r-slurs with no ability to actually drive, whereas in Europe they do a better job of training people so it's less of an issue
Is it just because europoors can't afford the extra cost of an automatic transmission?
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Yes, entry cars are on average much cheaper in Europe. Also:
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Manuals only really suck in stop and go traffic, which is less common in euroland.
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Every time I drive in Germany on the freeway there's a fricking traffic jam, I can't stand it
I hate driving manual here, automatic would make way more sense
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No. At least I don't think so. But I've been driving manual for decades. You may find it annoying at first
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I have both, auto is nice for commutes and stop start traffic but it's not a necessity. my weekend car is a manual.
You don't think about it while driving because you've been doing it for 10+ years so youre basically on autopilot.
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Tbh yes, if youre driving in heavy traffic it sucks. It also sucks when you first start and youre not good at hillstarts.
Almost all of my cars are manual but I always keep at least one auto for boring just-going-to-work stuff. Automatic blows butt for fun cars. The last time I had a weekend car or project that was automatic was like 10 years ago because they are objectively inferior
Autocopers will say new DCTs and 10 speeds are just as good as manual, but they arent. Porsche is pretty close with PDK but thats about it
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I drive an automatic cayman for track day weekends and never feel like I was losing time for it. In fact a guy that races open wheels drove it and said the thing shifted faster than he could even do the paddle shifter
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It is incredibly annoying if you live in the city. An absolute blast if you are low pop though.
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Definitely tedious at times but the question is do you enjoy the control and direct feel you get when driving for pleasure more.
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No
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I daily a modified WRX Wagon, so likely similar to an NA or NB Miata. It is amazing in general, but it fricking sucks to drive in traffic if there are hills. Stop and go is fine as long as it’s flat, but holy frick those metered uphill on ramps are torture on my clutch.
Another difficult situation is stop signs on steep hills. Starting on a hill is not that hard if you use the hand brake to keep yourself from going backwards, but it’s pretty difficult to do a quick sub-second stop. You either need to do a rolling stop, which is fine if nobody is around, or fully stop, hold the hand brake, and get going again, which takes an awkward amount of time and makes people think you are yielding to them.
Anyway, Miatas are badass, buy it. I want to pick up an NB at some point.
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With some practice they aren’t bad, mostly learning how to use clutch and brake to take off when stopped on a hill with a car on your butt and stop and go city driving they kind of gets annoying after awhile.
I have driven a lot of different manual vehicles because I am a farmcel so we always had old pickups and semis around and unironically the easiest vehicle to learn manual in is a diesel pick-up truck because they have enough torque where you can dump the clutch in 3rd gear and still take off fine. I used to have a ‘99 Dodge Cummins and you literally only needed 3rd and 6th gear in that truck.
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