Saw these ducks chillin at the local supermarket

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Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.

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Life hack

But you shouldnt feed ducks bread, its not healthy for them

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and we shouldn't eat most of the stuff we eat either, alcohol, sugar, heroin....

my ducks eat chicken pellets, old bread, tortillas, rotting fruit, garbage, etc and live to quack another day

we are living creatures fighting a billion tiny battles with microbes every day in the eternal war against entropy.

what's a few pieces of bread in the grand struggle, when we will all turn to bones and goo anyway:platyblush:

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:#marseykingkrazy: i recognize that black traffic pole, see you siin.:#marseykingkrazy:

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You said that last time too yet Im still alive

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:#marseykingkrazy: oh you'll still be alive, just with a 15% wider anus:#marseykingkrazy:

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:marseyduck2::marseybreadcru#mbing::marse!yduck3::marseydu!ck:


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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What were they buying at the supermarket?

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Beef for bbq

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I am writing in response to your request for my political opinion on "big tiddy goth girls". I must first state that upon receiving this electronic message, I had to direct one of my interns to look it up for me on the internet, as I am much to old and feeble minded to use a personal computing system. Upon finding out the meaning of this, I must say I am quite against women with large bosoms who dress and do their powder and rogue in the style of gothic. I believe this style of appearance too closely mimics that of satanism, and while the first amendment protects this, it is something I cannot morally support.

Lastly, you also mentioned something about "traps being gay", which was another term I had to have defined for me on the internet. Men who cross dress as women; it would still be having a homosexual relationship even if they had the appearance of a woman. So this time, I am actually in agreement with you on this.

This is perhaps one of the strangest requests for opinion I have ever received, and I am sorry to make this response brief, but I must make my hourly trip to Dairy Queen, as it is a good place for u kno what.

Sincerely,

Chuck Grassley

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