As we all know, pizza is a marketing executive. It’s 7am on a Saturday and he has no car. What’s really going on here?
Continuing yesterday’s pizza drama saga, a mystery unfolds
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is all of groomcord a part of their relationship? this is just really weird, sorry
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It’s so fricking weird lmao
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Weird would be using a hyper-ironic gay cat forum as a personal blog inbetween screeching at rightoids.
Involving your girlfriend in it via a groomcord server with the jannies of that forum is straight up psychotic.
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She is just as bad as he is from what I've seen. They deserve each other.
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Nah, she seems worse. I unironically feel bad for Pizza, even though he's a dumb leftoid
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You never invite me to a singel groomercord for me to witness the mania
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And you're better off for it
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This is zoomer romance; you're privileged to see inside their polycule.
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They’re 32 neighbor
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who is the groomer in this situation
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(it's carp)
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Women have no agency so it's not her.
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You didnt know about the janny groomercord polycule?
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Me on the left
(Of the left picture)
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Congratulations for passing really well!
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Wow your eyes a really fricked up. Not like
fricked but like 
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@PermaChudRanch's FAVORITE CONTRADICTION OF RDRAMA IS DRAMATARDS MAKING FUN OF REDDIT POWER USERS AND NAMESTRAGS AND OFF-SITE GROOMCORD BULLSHIT AND THEN UNIRONICALLY ENGAGING IN IT 24/7
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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It's unfortunate that I can't stand groomcord bc this kind of parasocial dysfunction is just
what a spectacle
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If they both got on voice chat and started yelling at each other, I'd probably listen in at this point, ngl
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Last time @collectijism went on their groomcord the only one that would voice chat was some swede that would literally smoke crack and talk nonstop about his own gay body
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I mostly don't because of the Soren menace
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What does Soren do? Stalk people?
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probably
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what
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You’re scaring people
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you haven't been on in 2 days, stop being such a cry baby cute twink
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I'm just spreading anti-Soren sentiment, as is tradition.
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I don't watch reality TV so this is my guilty pleasure.
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You don't need deceptive editing for these levels of drama and intrigue
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I'm definately a part of Pizzashills relationship!
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What the frick kind of hellscape life do these people live that they're dating but passing messages to each other via third parties on a p-dophile app? Just this glimpse at groomercord is shockingly dysfunctional.
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Reminder that both of these people are in their early 30s
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I refuse to believe any of this us real.
If I was friends with pizza IRL, i would throw him a birthday party and change the address.
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What makes you think pizzashill really sent the message. This could all be a trap to get her to reveal pizzashill lore.
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God put them on this earth so even at our lowest point, we can all feel better about ourselves
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He's out celebrating Pride Month.
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He's doing scutwork for some middle manager at footlocker but he'll never admit it and lie.
I'm not betting until we crowdfund a PI to track pizza
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I thought he stocked shelves across for different stores, but he doesn’t know how to drive? He works as part of a crew?
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It’s all made up stories by carp
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Take this bluepill
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There's no way pizza is cheating. He couldn't find two women in the United States that would frick him for free and no way his gf's mom gave him money for a hooker
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I wish I had a dime for every time pizzashill gets cucked.
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Nooo. I accidentally clicked cheating. We all know that's not possible. Let me change it to footlocker end cap!
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This is why they have limits on Vegas tables because doubling up you're bet after a loss will beat the house. Try for 10390 it will work watch
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Except when you run out money lmao. Trans lives matter.
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This thread is cursed
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Literally kill all groomercordstrags every single one of them
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Jesus imagine having to try to contact your GF through an rdrama groomcord
Id rather literally kill myself than develop just an acquaintance with another dramatard. Fricking pathetic
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this is such a confusing relationship
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Ok
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Hi carp, I noticed that your groomercord is missing a very important feature. It's me! I know you just forgot to send me the invite link, so I'll give you a few minutes to DM me
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This is a group chat with me, byo and pizza’s gf
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Imagine emptying you're purse out too a sociopath like you. It never even began for pizzapoj. Trans lives matter.
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roundhouse kick all groomercord metaBIPOCs and all that
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For the newfrens who are unaware, these creatures solely exist to post their meta nonsense (not drama, trust me) on /r/drama. They've been doing this since even before Trump's election.
I don't really count pizza as one as he at least creates metadrama that's not about their gay groomercord lore but that's it.
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Do you really think Pizza has enough game to be cheating?
Then again he might settle for anything after the car was smashed.
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He's at the impound lot crying right now trans lives matter.
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Have you ever seen Pizza? He obviously doesn't need game to play.
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Make s*x tape.
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Hes on cuck cleanup duty
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Hmmm is hunter talking too pizza?
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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@eva_isachud would really appreciate an effortpost about all this shit at some point
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lol i wanna join
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hi maggotz, what do you want to join?
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groomcord
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oh I thought you left groomercord for good but I could invite you, just there are a lot of cords I have to figure out which one to invite to
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You frickers are still on groomercord?
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