I saw half of the new Little Mermaid so you don't have to

So I went in there and it wasn't terrible like somehow the human queen was black but she had a white kid but whatever and King Triton (sea neegan) was white but had black kids so that happened.

the eyes thing wasn't nearly as distracting as I thought it would be. All the outfits were basically like painted on stuff instead of like a real bra which you know felt a little degenerate for a kid's movie cuz you could definitely see real boob

The singing was pretty good actually but somehow even after losing her voice Ariel would not shut up and kept on singing the entire rest of the movie that I saw.

At the beginning of the show the white people were villains trying to Harpoon mermaids and there was a lot of global homo stuff about the shipwreck of Eric's ship destroying the environment and how many thousands of years Coral would take to grow back.

And for some reason when they brought into the palace when she had legs and they dressed her up like royalty for no possible reason and they had like white maids and black managers or something whatever you want to call it.

Anyways the kids got bored and they just didn't care for the movie so we left.