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You guys are so r-slurred lol. You'll believe anything.

Not reselling tampons you Mongo. I got them for people.

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!friendsofpizzashill

New lore! @pizzashill purchases tampons for people. Plural?!!! Who's he getting tampons for?????

BONUS: DEGHOSTED @Cracka_Ho

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https://rdrama.net/h/random/post/176813/is-it-still-domestic-violence-if

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Chiobu has no sense of privacy :marseyindignant:

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:#marseyagreesuperspeed:

better harmless me than someone else teach you about privacy

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Fortunately, I’d never make a ghost thread for anything I wouldn’t talk about under my username. We all saw how that turned out a few months ago :derpsnickering:

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:marseylibations:

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No! Please don’t tell everyone I scrapped with my ex :marseypunching:jk I don’t really care lol

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hope u beat his butt girly πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎ

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I walked away with some bruising and a busted lip, but I gave him a headbutt that broke his nose so I feel like I won that one :marseytwirl:

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he a kitty butt b-word for hitting u bb n u deserve so much better than a b-word boy

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Yeah, there was no β€œus” after that lol

It was so weird though; he also started unloading on me psychologically and yelling shit about how I β€œthink I’m better than him” and calling my mother a whore (whom he never met :marseyxd:). I think he had a lot of unresolved family issues/trauma and drinking brought it out to the surface.

Too bad for him though, because I am not the one :marseyjam:

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You'll get back with him. Trust that

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Lol nah :marseyno:

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I've seen it all before sista

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please marry me

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I’ve been happily married for a whole month now :marseyadmire:

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:#marseyitsover:

IWN have a foid who can beat the shit out of me

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With your ex?

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:marseyagree: (not the one I just married ofc lol)

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@COMMUNISTHOMOGROYPER already answered this. He bought them for trans women.

@COMMUNISTHOMOGROYPER stand with Ukraine’s workers.

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Darn, @Cracka_Ho you look like a model and you're physically abusive? :#daydream:

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He started it :marseyfacepalm:


The only reason why I headbutted him is because his shitfaced butt wouldn’t stop trying to break my arms.

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I would never try to break your arm :daydream:

Ok but seriously wtf

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If I had to guess the cause of this scuffle: he was a himbo with a GED and I think he had some kind of β€œfeelings” about my amount of education in comparison.

Additionally, he had some personal issues already (his family was kinda fricked up from what he told me), so I’m pretty sure all this (plus :marseydrunk: ) contributed to his physical lashing out.

The reason I asked about it is because I have friends at lunch claiming I’m a β€œvictim of DV”, but I don’t necessarily feel like one; it felt more like a one-on-one confrontation and I never got that helpless feeling of a power differential that’s portrayed in every Lifetime movie.

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Blah blah blah. You'll be back on his peepee by the end of the week

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Lol a one time fight isn't DV. Your friends are r-slurred

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:#marseykingcrown:

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purchases

Pizza gets a 5 finger discount

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Trans women

:mars#eysoypointdubz:

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I hear you can soak them in vodka and put them up your bum

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Why do you lie to us so much? Half my pizza journal is probably filled with fictitious nonsense.

:marseyun#amused:

(trips btw :marseycheckem:)

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Half his recollections are fictitious or nonsense too

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I choose to believe that he's a $200k/yr CEO of Kroger and not a cashier at footlocker

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KEEP YOURSELF SAFE NOW FBIBIPOC

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Nothx

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FBIBIPOC TRUMP IS COMING FOR U SO KYSSSSSSSSSS

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Ok u convinced me

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oh its only a larp

good, i thought you were in an unhappy relationship and buying cars for drunk r-slurs who total them then complain to their friends about how their mom

(who pays for your apartment) thinks you should be dumped

its all fake, though, so thats good

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Pojom costs me way more money than I would pay in rent.

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Her mom paid for the car too. You can’t pay for shit because you’re poor.

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You honestly might be the dumbest person on here

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Says the guy that was only pretending to be r-slurred and doesn’t know how to use a broom or is too poor to buy a broom.

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Wait til you find out soren doesn't own a vacuum

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Don't you room with a straight up r-slur?

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:#marseykingkrazy:I hope you distributed them to dysphoric trans women in need.:#marseykingkrazy:

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So that those women can then hand them out to little girls in women's restrooms :marseyembrace:

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This actually makes it even worse for you, not better.

Jesus Christ pizza you frick up worse than a middle schooler trying to impress the older kids :!#marseylaugh::marseypizzashill:

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It's not r-slurred to believe a known r-slur does something r-slurred, and if anything I just think you're more r-slurred now that you're backpedaling


Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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I'm smarter than you are and right at a much higher rate.

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If you say so, shoe boy


Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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@Awoo heard about kids in highschool who would soak tampons in vodka and shove them up their butt so the teachers couldn't smell the alcohol on their breath. Are these for you're girlfriend? Trans lives matter.


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I call bullshit. Putting alcohol in your butt will destroy your liver or kidney or something

!doctors explain :science#jak:

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You're just a dumb zoomer. You don't know anything about the real world. Trans lives matter.


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Pour vodka in your butt and show us !zoomers how much it definitely won’t kill you

:mars#eysmug:

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I agwee, @Awoo shwould pwost bussy. Vodka optionyal.

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Realβ„’ DoctorΒ© here! :marseymeds:

"Boofing" ethanol, also known as "Butt-Chugging" can be dangerous because ethanol's bioavailability is far higher when being absorbed by the interior of your soft bussy-hole, leading to a quicker and more potent intoxication - accidental overdoses are common because people don't adjust their dose to account for this.

Your body's natural mechanism to prevent ethanol overdose is emesis, or "vomiting" for you illiterate r-slurs. :marseyreading: Because the ethanol is transported directly into the blood, emesis is rendered useless, preventing your body from being able to reject the toxin, potentially leading to death.

After reading all of the above, you are now qualified to "boof" a "forty" with "the neighbors". Have a fun time, just remember the above saftey tips!

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This was my favorite comment of the week

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So it's cheating and you just just chug from the bottle like a normal alcoholic.

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There was a guy who died from a sherry enema administered by his wife, but that was from alcohol poisoning. I think a vodka soaked tampon would just burn the heck out of your butt and also probably get you pretty drunk. I do question the logistics of getting it up there though, my understanding is they're not really designed to be inserted after they've been soaked in liquid.

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Hit me with your flogger daddy Pizzashill because I have been a bad girl!

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Pizza you’re so used to typing ur bvlls name you didn’t even realise you misspelled mongoloid

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Smart move, chicks love store brand tampons.

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Shhhh it doesn't matter

Go back to bed sweetie

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Nuh uh

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Yes I am, and a proud one.

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Faith in Pizza restored :marseystars:

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y u no speeka da english?

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:#marseyshiva:

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