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I fricking hate group work

I had to do a group assignment at university, since I am in a medical related degree they emphasise that we "need to work in teams".

Myself and the two other members wrote our parts appropriately, except for the Sexy Indian dude who wrote a bunch of gibberish with inaccurate references that made no sense. During our presentation, I had to write a verbatim script he could go off, in effect writing his whole side of the presentation. Here I am 3 hours before the deadline still rewriting his side of the written part.

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womp womp


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Exactly.

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Space rent

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I love group work. I just write a bunch of gibberish with inaccurate references that makes no sense. Then my rslurred group-mates write verbatim scripts I can go off during the presentation, in effect writing my whole side of the presentation. Here I am 3 hours before the deadline hanging out with my Sexy Indian dude friends while my group is still rewriting my side of the written part.

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Why yes, I am a senior software engineer at a major company making well into the 6 figures with zero verifiable work results, how could you tell?

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Excuse you, but I added eighteen more tracking pixels to the site yielding a 0.025% conversion lift. Because I'm such a fantastic engineer, I used lazy-loading and tree shaking so those extra pixels only increased bundle size by 2%. On track for $250k this year.

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Oh, is my legacy application from 1998 that keeps getting updated every year now consuming 32 gigs of RAM? What a shame

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Medical related degree

:marseycope:

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Elaborate

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UnpackThisSweaty, M.R.D

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Unfortunately I'm too r-slurred to be a doctor. Nursecel.

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Lmaoooooooo if being a nurse is too hard for you

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wdym?

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he doesn't know

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yes

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Unironically, this is good prep for the real workplace where 10 percent of people will do 90 percent of the work.

Getting used to it now will save you plenty of bussy-hurt when you come home to your fat wife in 2044 after a hard day’s work covering for other people and you consider complaining about your colleagues for a moment before realising every breath would be wasted on her because (1) the 10/90 rule has always been so and (2) she’s a woman.

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Lol I'd rather be single than have a fat annoying foid as a wife.

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Then I have some good news for you, incel.

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Hello reddit

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This is RDrama, sweaty. We actually R E S P E C T trans rights here.

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You don't choose, it chooses you

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Well then I guess I'll kms

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shudders

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We're all proud of you for trying your best to give someone America's worst doctor. Do you take the Hippocratic oath before or after graduation ?

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Talk to your professor if you think they aren't a hardass, show the shit you have to work with. Same thing happened multiple times to me with different groups, when I showed the teacher the writing and references the illiterates put in they were always more reasonable. I did the same thing for students when I ran labs, if you have proof I'm more willing to help out. Students are little fricks, can't trust em with anything

School diversity policies likely won't let them fail anyone without fallback on the teacher, but no reason for you to get fricked more than you have to

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We did show our lecturer, basically it was "yeah your marks are gonna go down slightly as a whole, bad luck getting an ESLcel, but thanks for telling me". So there was no real way out, individually we will get a mark, and then a mark as a group. Out of 6 groups, 2 of us got Sexy Indian dudes, and the other groups were whiteoids/native-borns.

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Ah that sucks, that's the "solution" some professors I know had when only part of the class gets fricked. Sounds like they're not gonna rock the boat, maybe they'll be sympathetic with individual scores but :marseyshrug:

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that used to happen to me in college. one time I got sick of it so I just ignore group chat till the day the assignment is due.

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This is useful. It's basically a game of chicken, seeing who will kitty out and start getting to work.

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oh I didn't play chicken. I did my part and made the team panic and rush their part in the last minute. since we are graded individually, I get a full mark and they get half.

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Dramatards posting their Ls

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>University

Lmao imagine going into debt just for some clout on a resume 🤣

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debt

Not a poorcel

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How do Sexy Indian dudes wind up in American universities? Are they extremely wealthy? Because they’re not like Sexy Indian dude-American students, who just act white and are only as dumb as your average honkey. They range from normal stupid to excellent students (I don’t mind Indian Americans at all), but like, Sexy Indian dude-Sexy Indian dudes are often dummies. Why? Am I just racist?

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Your standards are unrealistic. If you managed to move to a more developed country, even temporarily, you're smarter than the average bear.

Taking this into account, there are those with work ethic and cunning, and those without work ethic. If you're a foreign student and you know you can sit on your hands and still pass, why bother trying? Tryhards have an ego to feed, not everyone has such a big ego.

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Stop victim blaming.

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I fricking hate group wank

I had to do a group exercise at university, since I am in a s*x work related degree they emphasize that we "need to wank in teams".

Myself and the two other members touched our members inappropriately, except for the Sexy Indian dude who tore a bunch of his pubes off, with ineffective results that made no sense. During our masturbation, I had to suck him sloppy until he could get off, in effect wanking him the whole masturbation. Here I am 3 hours before the deadline still throating his chode off, the wrinkly part.

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Lol why would you do the work for him, just watch him make a fool of himself and take a slightly lower grad.e you sound like a foid

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