https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/gabby-petito-autopsy-results-10-12-21/index.html
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. 
See bitches? This is what happens when you don't stfu on a camping trip and won't stop thotposting for IG
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How could a bear do that?
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They really need to catch the killer who is not Brian and still roaming the woods and will possibly kill others.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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It's well documented that women experiencing menstruation cause bears to go absolutely insane. I'd wager Gabbie was on her monthly and it drove a bear so wild that it strangled her. It's possible, I can see it happening, totally.
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Maybe it was a really old bear who lost it's teeth, it went for the jugular and gummed poor Gabby to death..many such cases
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You should be a coroner because thatโs exactly what happened.
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We now know the killer was not a bear and almost certainly a human.
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As a radical centrist, I propose a bearman.
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Sasquatch.
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Have we considered the possibility it was some sort of ape, perhaps a gorilla ๐ฆ
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Gorillas are usually wise enough to avoid white women.
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(insert joke about interracial relationships here)
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Didn't you hear her voice on the police vid? How could a bear not do that, is the question.
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He's smarter than the av-er-age bear.
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The bear was a Japanese black bear that learned jiu jitsu.
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Fortunately, I'm black. Sleeping in the wilderness for leisure is complete mayo nonsense. I'll take my stray bullet while sitting in the comfort of my air-conditioned living room, thank you very much.
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This is why I cannot ever date a black woman, despite being absolutely filled with desire for them (as expected of a dirty white southerner). I love going camping. And you need to bring your woman when you camp or itโs jerkoff time for you, bubs. That silky smooth darkness drives the white man mad. We howl like wild animals! The black foid is superior, but too evolved for the feral Aryan. Oh, tragic unrequited loveโฆ
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Are you physically unable to enjoy nature and keep ur hands off ur peepee at the same time?
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No, thatโs what the foid is for! Duh!
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....do people not take a foid with them camping?
Like thats the entire point.
....because of the implication.
If a college educated 2nd Lt. can't landnav his way out of a map grid then a city foid has no chance, and they know it.
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Dude trussy (treekitty) lmao
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I just scoop up whatever small animal(s) happen to be running around in the forest and use them as fleshlights
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I love this picture. It's the most skeezy possibly look
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Now there's an idea for a furry themed attack on titan ripe off.
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No, merely mentally unable.
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This reads so much like raceplay porn i took my peepee out
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Stop stealing my gimmick.
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My god, you really must be white. Isnโt there enough black butt for us all? Or is your white man greed that bad?
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No. I must have ALL the booty.
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Black women are so based.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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One taste of soul hole is all anyone needs. Any more and youโre into some weird fetish shit. That honey is pretty sweet tho.
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They give great effort. A little too into sucking balls though, which isnโt my thing.
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Everyoneโs a fricking critic
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I thought all Wakandan nobles, upon their age of majority, went out on the Savanah and wandered from for 9 days and 9 nights carrying only their ceremonial phased plasma rifle in 40 watt range and a personal electromagnetic forcefield.
They eat only what they hunt. Fortunately the plasma rifle has three settings: Popeye's, KFC and Champ's Chicken.
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Never heard of Champ's Chicken. Could have at least thrown in some Bojangle's or Church's instead.
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Tell the truth I'd never heard of them either until they scored lower than Bojangles on a survey I saw somewhere. I thought, "hmm: worse than Bojangles... possibly the Battlefield Earth of fried chicken restaurants".
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Cringe
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Imagine thinking we do it for fun. We do it to hone our skills that me might fight back when the Indians go full #Landback
we need some first nations marseys
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One or two Siouxoids and/or mayoids are nothing to worry about.
Just give a Crowman or an Arikara chad a rifle and some shot and youโre good to go.
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What a dumbass coroner. He can't tell the difference between asphyxiation due to covid and asphyxiation due to strangulation.
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Autoerotic asphyxiation, that's what was it, dumb coroner.
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Oh my God was this the same murderer that got Robin Williams
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No, that's the "kill bill" Bill guy, no?
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I am certain Brian is already close to finding her killer, I believe in him
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We all know how the feds will react when he finds them to.
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Goddarn Tommy sells that line so well, "just doing my job, motherlover". RIP to a real one (still alive.)
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Pretty fricked up to keep yourself safe by strangulation just to frame someone.
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Gone Girl predicted this
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Guaranteed this is what happened to that transphobic b-word. She tried to treat a bear like she did Brian, and it put her in her place. Simple as that.
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Many such cases.
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The bear was defending itself from the brutal act of misgendering. Very understandable that it acted the way it did.
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She probably got her hoodie caught on a tree branch and accidentally roped herself or something.
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It was consensual autoerotic asphyxiation
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I can't believe Miss Petito was so deranged as to strangle herself to death, I hope Brian doesn't suffer any trauma from this.
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"manual" strangulation
as opposed to...automatic? mechanical?
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As opposed to hanging?
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What's that? A journoloid is upset that their favorite story does not receive more attention? Wow, shocking!
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I'm unironically kinda sad my wingnut theory of her storming off and foiding herself to death didn't pan out.
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She was probably cheating on Brian with a stranger. Asked to be choked and never tapped out.
White women love that shit
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She was probably cheating on Brian with a strangler.
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Honestly, if you are travel โbloggersโ and want to kill your girlfriend, you should lure them to a country like poor rule of law that hates the USA, like Venezuela. Nothing will happen because you can pay a cop $50 to look the other way.
The foid would agree because travelthots love humanizing extremely dangerous countries.
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Could be self-defense after she violently misgendered Brian.
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Her family must be so embarrased that she died of autoerotic asphyxiation. This also completely explains why her domestic violence victim was too afraid to talk to the police.
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Gabby Petito looked disgustingโnipples protrudingโfrom her brown shirt before dying. Very very disrespectful
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worker bees are the ultimate simp they spend their whole life donating pollen for the queen bee that probably doesn't even acknowledge their existence(she's literally their queen) and ensure their queen's children and larvae remain safe at all times. all while having 0 chance as they are literally being unable to reproduce these people donating $100 a month to pokimane are nothing compared to the omegasimp known as the worker bee
Snapshots:
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