Unable to load image
Reported by:

Riteaid sub is hilarious

For those of you that don't know, riteaid is in serious trouble. It's also a memestock with a cult around it similar to gamestop.

The riteaid sub, mainly populated by disgruntled wagies complaining about minor problems such as "the AC has been broken for 2 months and the district doesn't have the money to fix it" or "they've cut hours down to nothing and are expecting 1 person to do everything" or "we're not being paid" are seemingly under assault by "radicels" that are accusing them of being bots and "spreading fud."

They've seemingly moved to a new sub called "riteaidinvestors" or something and are banning riteaid wagies from posting there.

Will riteaid go bankrupt? Will the stock moon, will the hedgies and their short be defeated? Time will tell. All I know is I sold all I had after reading the AC story.

77
Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Do you particularly like pizza or did you just pick your name randomly? :marseyreportercnn:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Who doesn't like pizza?


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Pizzashill’s orginal username wasn’t even pizzashill. The name just stuck after he kept dunking on pizzagate chuds on /r/drama. After a few bans he chose that name to mock conspiracy chuds. !friendsofpizzashill lore.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Im impressed you knew that.

My original name was asiltopbr or idfshill.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Do you have the vid of you getting into an argument with Destiny in a league game?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Thats a thing? I need this.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I’ve seen it. Destiny totally loses his lane and pizza makes him rage quit

Trans lives matter

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

How has it never been posted before

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

find it or i'll eat your boykitty until you scream

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I can't find it :#marseyshy2:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Please :marseybegging: please find it

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I need

:marseybiting:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

!remindme 3 days

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

!remindme 2 weeks

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More comments

I will be messaging you on 29.07.2023, 12:03 UTC to remind you of this comment

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

you have not posted it yet. prepare your rectal walls. my PainMax horse ejaculator is coming.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

oh i remember idfshill, i didnt know that was you.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I remember idfshill

Also pizzagate was misguided but carried elements of truth

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Which elements were truthful, exactly?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Libertarians love pizza :marseypizzaslice:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>friendsofpizzashill

38 @i_only_downmarsey_pizza

:mars#eysquint:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Enemy and lover. Averages out to friend

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Even Batman and the Joker shared a laugh once


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

And after that Batman :ragestrangle: the shizz nizzle out of him. :marseywholesome:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseyamogus:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

he'd be the dog that caught his tail without pizza, of course they're friends

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I figured lol

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:daydream: ur such a old fakkit i love learning lore

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

What was Himothy’s original username:marseyclueless:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I believe it was giant cute twink

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Factcheck: You really believe that shit? Lmao dumbass neighbor 🀣

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

he kept dunking on…

He has never dunked on anyone.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This evening I drove around and ate an entire pizza.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16903399958977022.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:#marseyxdoubt:

No one orders a pizza for just themself with half toppings. That's madness!

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

You get one of those pizza places with the cheap ready oven ones and you get whatever they have.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Manual? What kind of car is it?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Carrera 4S.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1690342099883605.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseybooba:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Badass

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Definitely a fun car, what year is yours? I rented one in Vegas a while back and it was pretty fun ripping it around the city and some winding canyon-type roads west of Vegas. Handled super well.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

:marseysteer: Is that a 996? It looks like it from the one time I saw one IRL. My dream car is the 993 911 turbo.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

it's rly greasy

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yeah, it's great


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6gEbkoTAsbQkd5As/giphy.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The lactose intolerant.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

An /r/conspiracy rightoid called him that while arguing about pizzagate

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Do you like birds and Biden? :marseyreporterfox:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I like duckers :shyduck:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

ducker is our word you can say ducka

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

zoz

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

zle

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

zozzle

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Duckers are pretty good

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16903497140764356.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

All I know is I sold all I had after reading the AC story.

:#marseyxd:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I buy like 200 dollars in every memestock. Worst case I lose 200 dollars.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Worst case you sell some expired tampons and make the money back. Easy.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This could be a high level investing tactic, shitposting about a company/pretending to be a sneeding wagie, and then shorting the stock

:marseybearmerchant:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I got bored of laughing at memestock subs several months ago. Are apes still worshipping Ryan Cohen?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yes.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Not only is he gonna save GME (he won't), the towel apes at BBBYQ think he's also gonna swoop in and save them too, even though the coffin on that company has already been sealed around it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

More like Wrong-Aid! Right, folks?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Gamestop and BBB were at least somewhat understandable investments. Both businesses were at least keeping afloat before they shut down for several months due to Covid restrictions. They could have hypothetically had a huge post-Covid bounceback and got back on track. (Not taking into account both businesses were already struggling due to increased competition with Amazon, Walmart, and Target. Because of this, returns were always going to be minimal at best.)

Rite Aid is failing due to being run by complete r-slurs over the course of a decade or more, while their closest competitors (Walgreens and CVS) are doing perfectly fine. Rite Aid deserves to fail and anyone who invests in Rite Aid in 2023 is a fricking r-slur.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Investing in riteaid is a joke. It’s past the point of no return and the only hope of recouping investments is if CVS decides to buy them out.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Wasn’t there a rumor of Amazon buying them to start an online pharmacy?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Pretty sure it’s just a rumor. Meds are difficult to ship so an online pharmacy is hard unless they want to open a massive pharmaceutical branch which could easily costs billions since it requires massive amounts of pharmacists. They’d also need approval from doctors because we write the script and determine where it goes within reason.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

This is why we need Islam.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's unfortunate that Riteaid is failing when Walgreens is significantly worse.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17269312543163126.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Riteaid is just depressing tbh. Last time I went to one, everything was empty and the place was a ghost town.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

i went to a walgreens today- generic cold medicine $4 at my local grocery store, $12 at walgreens!!! i bought it because i had no choice but i was fricking sneething :marseyunhappymerchant:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

>BBBY

>PRTY

>AMC

>GME

>Now fricking right aid apparently

Why do they always choose failing businesses? The apes have propped up GME to well over double its fair market value for almost three years now, imagine what they could do if they just picked a not dogshit company to pump.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Have these people ever visited one of these stores they simp for?

My local gamestop has more funco pops than games, charges $60 for used PS4 games, has promotionals for Halo4/ AC black flag/splatoon 1/gears of war 4/cod ghosts on the window. It's literally a time capsule to around 2015 probably because game companys just don't bother sending stuff to Gamestop anymore and of all the memestock stores they're doing the best there's a riteaid in my town and most the shelves are empty and there lining up garbage to take more shelf spaces.

I could probably take pictures and convince people online that it's a grocery store in Cuba.

Oh and bed bath and beyond is literally just a holding company now they even sold the name.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Have these people ever visited one of these stores they simp for?

They visit and post pictures of stores quite frequently. The GME believers had a trend to buy batteries at gamestop.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

The dust covered promotional cardboard cutout for cod ghosts in 2022 really made me think "wow Amazon and Valve are finished"

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

GME believers are so far gone that they think the purpose of video game stores is to sell batteries and socks :marseygigaretard:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16903620369381652.webp

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Liquidating assets to turn it into a gmerica distribution center kais told me it has a big parking lot, child.

:#marseycope:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I think right now it's just easier to take a low value stock from a failing chain of shitty stores and invent some underdog narrative about stopping (((wall street))) from destroying American businesses than to convince redditors a company that's already doing good is going to do better.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

It's probably just a benefit to whoever can start the narrative. They only need to pump the stock up a bit and then they can cash out, while everyone spends the next year coping about it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

When I was in college, the local Rite-Aid had 32oz Miller High Lifes that were cheaper than the 16 ozs. :marseysalutearmy: to whatever wagie fricked that up

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

My ex worked there and it gave me utter contempt for wagies :marseywholesome:

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Is there any dying brick and mortar retail chain that doesn't have a delusional bag holder cult attached to it?

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Probably not tbh. The gamestop fiasco created a giant mob of r-slurs that had never even heard of stock before that just went all in on weird market conspiracies.

They're all chasing that lucky moon. "I can gain 1200%" is a lot more appealing than "I can make 10% a year."

The first might be a fantasy, but so ars all other get rich quick schemes.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

I knew about the bbby people especially kais maalej (top tier lolcow btw) and sears bag holders. They all have the same delusion that all there favorite failing (or no longer existing) companys will merge together into the worlds worst megacorporation.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

People are still buying bed bath and beyond stock.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

BBBYQ now and there interpreting the bankruptcy saying that shareholders will be wiped out and get nothing to mean... That there merging with GameStop under the name of a company Ryan Cohen used to sell children books.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Yep, completely insane. Saw a guy still dumping thousands into it.

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

wagie subs are my favorite

Jump in the discussion.

No email address required.

Link copied to clipboard
Action successful!
Error, please refresh the page and try again.