It seems that chris chan will finally see his her day in court

>they're not putting some obese r-slur in state over this

IF (big if) they did charge him with the class 5 felony version of the incest law it can go up to 10 years from what I understand. It's unlikely, imo, but not impossible

It makes sense for all parties involved. everyone goes home happy unless barb throws a fit

Multiple continuances. Some people think it's his lawyer's legal strategy because time served is more valuable than actual time in jail after sentencing. It could also be just his uncorporation due to the 'tism. CWC has not yet even had a trial yet.

HES BEEN IN JAIL FOR 2 FRICKING YEARS ALREADY?

He's been spotted in public since iirc

You should read Pointless Sperg's FAQ thread, it's no longer active, and has not been updated in a while, but it's useful information.

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/f-a-qs-about-jail-state-hospital-and-court.113466

This is taking forever, why are there so many continuances? Doesn't Chris have the right to a speedy trial?

Chris has the right to a speedy trial, but he does not have to exercise that right. The continuances are at the request of the defense, thus the right to a speedy trial does not apply.

As for the reason for the continuances, we do not know. We know that the first continuance was to arrange for a psychological evaluation of Chris, but beyond that the hearings were closed, so it's uncertain, and anything beyond this is speculation.

Common reasons for delays are obtaining more relevant evidence, documentation, etc., as well as more time to negotiate a plea agreement, thus avoiding a trial entirely.

As the writer of this FAQ, I will interject with the speculation that the purpose is to increase the amount of pre-conviction time Chris has spent in jail, letting him serve more time with fewer financial consequences (such as losing his tugboat temporarily) in a safe environment. If a final plea agreement stays in J&DR court, a maximum misdemeanor sentence of 12 months in jail would allow to prosecution to claim that they gave Chris the maximum sentence allowed by the court, while making the defense happy in that Chris is left with the best possible starting point for what is to come.

Others have speculated that it is to allow time to find Chris placement in an assisted living program to meet the needs of his poor mental health, thus reducing the risk of him reoffending.

The right to a speedy trial is just kind of ignored since it has nothing to do with partisan politics

Factcheck: This claim has been classified as misogynistic.

Virginia only lets males into women prison if they have had SRS, so man prison if he goes (he won't)

Chris doesn't identify as trans anymore, he's just a cute twink now

Runtime: 87 hours

Hopefully they play them at 2x

Ooooooh

The place people think he's living is a co-ed place for r-slurred people. I forget if he ended up in a women's or men's jail, but he was in solitary for that time.

Easy money

I'm of two minds on this issue. On one hand, Chris genuinely seems to believe that he's a woman and I do like to be polite. But also Chris chan r*ped his 70 year old mother, so I'm not going to go out of my way to remember that the person I've know about for 10+ years as a guy is now a woman who believes cartoons literally exist in separate dimensions.