added "touch grass" award

<- you

costs 10k

You ain't tricking me, friendo

Uh, wtf my grass award has disappeared after this post was briefly taken down. @Aevann you have 30 minutes to refund my 10k coins + tip before I gather all the dramanauts to seize the means of dramacoin production.

Lol this is actually kind of annoying for us citycucks. I have to walk a couple blocks to somewhere there is probably a bunch of homeless people strung out.

Oh geez, someone banned Aevann lmao

Make it so the sender gets the feet pics too

This site just keeps getting better and better. You rock!

you should create a post with all the pictures every so often

That award price is exclusive as frick. My suggestion would be to add a special list that tracks all people who were given the touch grass award.

Grass me daddy!

7500 for me. I already bought 1.

So the only people who can afford the award are those who desperately need to touch grass?

Poetic.

I wish I had 10k coins, unfortunately I touch grass too often.

sahara and antarticacels eternally btfo.

Also we need a spergpost award. where the site shakes and reeeees.

They targeted g*mers.

G*mers.

We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.

We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.

Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such g*mer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.

Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?

These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? G*mers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, r*pe apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.

G*mers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.

Snapshots:

• reveddit.com
• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)

Very good idea! Who wants to give me the first one?

@Aevann, the view button on the window that appears for seeing someone's profile is not working. Also, your pfp is gone.

there should be a page that shows all the pictures of people touching grass

lmaooooooooooooo, we should have a post bussy award too

I hope one day to make someone online mad enough that they spend 10k coin to get me b&

Every site needs this award.

10k is a lot it should be free

Wait, will a picture of snow count for us Northerncels in the winter?

That shit expensive

Can normal ban awards be 3k so us plebs have a chance pls uwu?

I always assumed that "touch grass" was a euphemism for "have s*x". Was I totally wrong about that? If not, which one do you have to submit a timestamped picture of?

I can send you a picture of me touching cloth if that's just as good?

Bonus drama: have your peepee slightly out of frame so the jannies have to look at your dong before unbanning you

Can I neurodivergentally Photoshop anime girls into a photo of grass I took to prove that no amount of outside influence will bring me back to reality

10k dramacoins for a ban that can be undone in a few minutes? Dumb.

Heck yes

UPDATE: To get unbanned you have to send me a bussy Pic along whit your credit card (whit a Pic from both sides) to verify that you are not a undeargecel

What if you're a wintercel?

-moose

"Stay moosin'"

Can the image of them touching grass then be pinned to their profile?

Can I buy this award for myself?