It's official. The remains are Brian's.

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1451304195320131590

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https://dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10112443/At-NINE-bodies-discovered-manhunts-Gabby-Petito-Brian-Laundrie.html

Jesus, apparently murdered people are just out there waiting to have their bodies discovered. This is the consequence of social media and no one hiking. A corpse-littered wasteland. Touch grass and solve crime.

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Even after his brutal murder, Brian is still helping bring closure to innocent people who died in the wilderness, albeit indirectly.

Rest in Peace, Brian.

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Flabby Gabby can't keep getting away with it

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Don't worry she can't anymore, she was strangled to death by a wild bear.

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Gabby Petito? More like Flabby Potato

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Joseph Ferlazzo, 41, has confessed and plead not guilty to shooting and dismembering his wife Emily, 22, while traveling for their first wedding anniversary in the small bus they converted into a living and traveling space

A) How the frick do you confess AND plead not guilty???

B) All #vanlife wankers are apparently murderers.

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Police can get innocent people to confess to crimes they didn’t commit.

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It's called closing cases. #bluelivesmatter

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Arran

Now that's surprising :marseysmug2:

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Japan handles 99,8% guilty. The faster you clear a case the more bonus you get so everyone is just trying to close the cases anyway possible

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Japan has some nice bussy blasting methods to make you plead guilty even if you are not

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I know Russian cops say something like dude just admit you are guilty and we let you free in 6 months or less but if you continue saying u ain’t guilty and win the case we will be able to let you free only after 12 months since it takes long to handle all the documents.

This is also true in west Europe, a teacher once gave me a 0 for French oral exam and told me I will have to redo the whole year I went to lawyers and they all agree it’s impossible to receive a 0 for oral + they talked to me in French and all agreed that I have good French knowledge but they told me the whole procedure would take years.

I kinda was than young so I just left. I probably could shake some shekels from the school but my butt was to impulsive back than.

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A 0 does sound suspicious since the French are A-grade when it comes to oral.

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Nah b-word just hated me with passion and at that time I studied in Belgium in a flamish school and they hate French with passion. The reason why she hated me was because I was a Rightoid and she was extreme leftist. Once we had to watch a fragment of a movie then describe what happened and who is in the scene. So there was 3 ugly bald man dressed in black and riding a shady car so it was obvious they are bad guys. So I told her those guys are bad guys. She got furious and asked me why ? I told her ech they are dressed in black. She than pointed on a arab from class who was dressed as those man from the movie and asked me is he a bad guy. I looked at him and told her duh. Ufff she got hysterical. But that’s not the best part I was suspended for a week from her lessons and had to sit outside the class and doing some stuff to improve my judgment and next lesson that arab dude throw the table at her and was kicked out from school. (Dude was legit an r-slur who had criminal record and was basically kicked from 2 schools in less than 2 weeks kek) but of course I couldn’t let it go and I came to her and asked her hey can you teach me how to judge people but she ignored me and for 3 weeks I would ask some question in similar manners and I trolled her for whole years with many different ways.

So I was drama queen since young age πŸ’…πŸ½. I also made sure that I had to get revenge on her and did government exams (to not redo the year) and started college one year earlier. But I am sad that I didn’t went through the court.

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I've known more coherent downies.

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Walloons > Flemings >>> actual French :marseysick:

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She than pointed on a arab from class who was dressed as those man from the movie and asked me is he a bad guy. I looked at him and told her duh.

Adventures in Autism

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True. They invented their own form of kissing.

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Thoughtful of them to optimize face sucking like that.

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They’re well versed on libertarianism and other things, but I thought is was well known french score an F in oral because they don’t do it, particularly French foids.

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I know Russian cops say something like dude just admit you are guilty and we let you free in 6 months or less but if you continue saying u ain’t guilty and win the case we will be able to let you free only after 12 months since it takes long to handle all the documents.

Maybe in the 90s. Nowadays your chances of being in actual jail for something that could have less than than one year's term are pretty minimal (you'd have be be considered a huge risk for some reason).

Also it's extremely rare to end up in jail and then not get convicted in ex-USSR in general. By the time they arrest you, they typically have a pretty strong case (or everyone involved has been sufficiently paid off), and the only question is the term.

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I forgot, you’re Eastern Euro/Slav, right? Are you Russian as well?

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Not quite :marseysmirk:. Belarusian.

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It’s less of bussy blasting and more that Japanese prosecutors won’t touch a case unless they’re 99-100% sure they can win it.

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Ah we're just parroting misleading reddit stats now

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That stat is true though.

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It's true in the sense that it's only for cases they choose to indict. Which is very low.

They aren't tortuing people to get confessions to put away innocents, they're just too lazy to work for a case that isn't handed to them on a silver platter.

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I know what the stat means.

This also means that canonically Phoenix Wright is extremely good at what he does.

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after 36 hours of totally-not-beatings

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How the frick are millennials so bad at throughhiking lmao. Do they just fall apart and die without access to a phone signal?

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They go to take a pee off the trail and get lost because nobody uses compasses or maps anymore.

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Orienteering has turned into a really gay yuppie hobby for runstrags and tridorks that involves springing around a navigation course or city playing man child β€œsolve the word puzzle to get to the next location” games. It’s really depressing.

Every man should still learn to use a compass and EDC a suunto mc-2

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Man if you can’t shoot and save an azimuth and log your bearings you may as well not have a compass at all.

When I go backcountry I always log my origin and use ranger beads to calculate my steps to a good camp site. Basically just have a book of distance and bearings to never get lost. It’s how I always find the good spots year after year. Great for hunting too

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Boy Scouts are completely pozzed now that they were forced to let girls in the troops. Probably taking lessons on gender construct and critical race theory instead of camping

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If Gabby hadn’t been murdered 9 cold cases would’ve stayed cold with no resolution in sight. Fair trade, I say.

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Reminder they never found her body. The she was the killer all along twist is still possible

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zoz

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If they weren't out there touching grass they'd still be alive

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They were posting their shit on Insta.

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the grass award kills

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Its good to let a pretty white girl get killed now and then, helps investigators find all the dead hookers, drug addicts, homeless people, illegal immigrants, battered wives, truckers and various dregs of society that no one gives a shit about.

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I have a black friend that's increasingly becoming a wokie because he got a wokie GF and he tried to tell me "the only reason anyone cared about Gabby is she's white, nobody cares about missing black people!!"

I made the argument that nobody cares about any missing people, they only cared about gabby because she was an instagram thot. They found multiple dead white women while looking for Brian btw, how many had you heard of?

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Yeah but were any of them Instagram cuties?

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Have you never seen 'the walking dead'? Its a documentary about how life outside of big cities is. Truly interesting, if a bit horrifying too...

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I thought that was a movie about what happens when the bugpeople from the cities invade the countryside.

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Ah yes its very difficult with all the village zombies. You urbanites will never understand though

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Touch grass and get mauled by a bear.

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apparently a lot of people also go to scenic places like national parks to off themselves

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Hella overplayed. There’s plenty of BLM land that’s pretty enough to be the last thing you see, plus that way your corpse probably won’t bother any hikers.

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Just walk to the middle of no where in Nevada. Literally no one lives around there and your body will probably not be discovered for decades.

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Lmao. Can't believe Brian actually died and that the woman isn't even the first one to be lost out in wherever she took the hike. I forgot her name already and the place she was hiking but I'm sure it was a dangerous area.

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It’s like Mt. Everest but this time it’s serial killer Gabbie.

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WHERE IS THE FRICKING BEAR

DO YOUR JOB FBI

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HE'S RIGHT FRICKING THERE! WHY ISN'T ANYONE ARRESTING HIM?!?

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Somehow worse than rage comics.

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The fricking :soyjackwow: carp lmao

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This is art.

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Pure art. This neighbor's got nuts!

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There’s a murderous bear out there just completely skating justice.


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who tf are the little dudes?

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tedros (who chair) and hongkong's leader who are beholden to him

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tyty

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Redditors hate the fact that their own parents would gladly hand them over the police and not lose a wink of sleep about it.

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Other way around. Avg redditors would and literally have handed their own family members over to the FBI. It's disgusting

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Soon advanced Mexicans and Arabs will show those Mayoshow things are handled

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They should watch fast and furious instead marvel soy

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The real killer got him...he did his best smh...

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Flabby Gabby killed him!


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And she accidentally killed herself during auto erotic asphyxiation because she had COVID and wasn't vaccinated

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NOT VACCINATED!!!


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I only wish I could have seen the epic battle.

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How could Gabby do this to poor innocent Brian?

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Chappelle tried to warn us.

Daphne and Brian are both victims of the public demonizing them, to the point that they took their own lives to escape the undeserved hate.

Brian solved 9 missing persons cases while ostracized. Imagine what he could have done with the public’s support.

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He must've died fighting the real killer, RIP sweet prince :marseycry:

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Someone update de harambe pic :marseycry:

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GABBY KILLED OUR KING AND PUT HIS BODY IN THE SWAMP!!!!!

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It was a long acting poison. Respect to the bear for taking care of such an insidious killer.

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Oh no! He must of had evidence leading to Hillary's arrest.

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Nah he had the dirt on the bear. Poor guy never stood a chance.

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It’s time we start brainstorming about how Brian died. The answer isn’t always as simple as it seems.

My guess? Bigfoot.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GabbyPetito/comments/qd2bej/fbi_denver_has_confirmed_remains_are_those_of/?sort=controversial

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