Long time, no see, kittens.

Daddy Chad still has some quality gems collected from his last venture into language groomercords, and his s are itching to spR-SLURsh all over your virgin screens.

Unfortunately, this is a little delayed - he's been a little busy with certain important things :marseygooning: :marseysmokingcrack:

Why don't we begin?

For those unfamiliar with the concept of constructed languages and toki pona in particular, please visit the earlier nazi hunting effortpost (PREMIUM users only) and People of the language learning groomcords . Give both of them your upmarseys, Daddy likes his gold shit ;)

For those TL;DR chads , imagine those childhood games where you and your friends invented a secret "language"? Now imagine this, but instead of you it's internet neurodivergents , and instead of your friends it's

Let's get into it.

Sources used:

1. /r/tokipona (and the associated groomercords)

2. Toki Pona forums

Last time Daddy invited you there, there was some ongoing drama about Groomercord mods possibly subtly reinforcing elections on language usage to bump the local chuds' favorite word down in notability and replace it with another in the dictionary?

Why would anyone do such a thing?

1. Make chuds seethe

2.

Something new happened!

Shortly after Daddy's effortpost, a fellow shit-stirrer investigative reporter chimed in with the following question on the toki pona forum:

Responses were quick:

: We would NEVER do such a thing

Meanwhile, in the poll's secret devchat - thank you to a special kitten ;)

: stats idea

The word "eliki", for those who don't read Daddy's last big, THICK effortpost, is the word referred to as the "admin's pet project".

Unfortunately for dramacoin , the chuds were less proactive.

Here is a snippet.

: My neurodivergent hobby is literally 1984... in front of my very eyes...

Chuds kinda win because of the coldest ever read over a 3% poll difference. But kinda lose because it's fricking r-slurred to take the internet so seriously.

wins in the end anyways

They're back to circlejerking about their Minecraft server or whatever now, disappointing. Daddy likes neurodivergents slapfighting ;)

Part 3: Drive-by trolling bangers

Asking about "enepi" is not the only way to get five different people talking to you the same time. Let's follow a quick masterclass on bait from a roaming chad and a fellow valued participant of the rdrama community - even if he doesn't know he is one:

: *enters the conversation without asking* I unironically follow Redpill YouTubers for health advice

Strong debut. Let's see how this plays out for him.

and * immediately enter the scene. Daddy had trouble telling the marsey lady avatars apart - the originality of the zoomer's self expression isn't what it used to be back in the 70s

*of course they are , what biofoid would unironically use a pfp like that

: I'm not a filthy chud , I just like Jordan Peterman or some shit

: WOW... I can't literally.

moment

Roaming chad proposes solidarity and ...

: Pheh... Civility... Rules are the only thing stopping me from teleporting behind your back right now.

: You are an r-slur

Say it with me, rdrama. BADASS TRANS GIRLS

: You're young , aren't you

: ???

Quick toki pona lesson time!

Daddy can see you eyeing that BOT label. They have a tool that allows a user to communicate as one of their plural headmates

: You... think public's welfare is more important than homosexuality in Ukraine? Mods, ban this Nazi

: But I'm le gay...

Look at this Dora the Explorer butt shit lmbo

The was later banned.

Part 4: Actual grooming no cap - a case study

In the header, Daddy promised you actual groomers. And boy, has he got a delicious surprise for you!

Our guest of the day is Lipamanka. An active participant in the community.

How active , you may ask?

126,105 posts?

Assuming a span of 3 years, that ends up to 115 posts a day. That's more than 3 posts every hour - and you've got to sleep sometime!

What will we learn, if you look at those posts?

1. He is

He literally won't stop reminding you of it.

2. He is a virgin with rage

: Why do all the girls

: Get all of the handsome chuds

Thankfully for whoever would like to imagine this performance, he is not shy about demonstrating his real voice either.

https://rdrama.net/audio/16969596670247762.oga

(Vocaroo mirror for lazychads)

Good content. Why a groomer , though?

Here are a few interactions with another (female ) member of the community over Groomercord and a ko-fi page:

: You live with your parents that you hate and can't afford to strike out on your own? Have some money, come visit me ;)

: Here's several hours' worth of minimum wage. Flee your family.

Frick it, I'll drop the character for a second. This is some creep behavior. You see all those internet jokes, there's memes about grooming this and grooming that all the time, but this is actually right here - in the open. I don't know what to do with that information.