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JollyJihad Mongo/Loid :marseyuncleruckus:  2yr ago (wsj.com) 693 thread views #20683

Kabul's new Taliban police chief realizes that being a cop sucks, he isn't getting paid, and he can't sleep at night. Wishes he could just go back to doing cool jihad shit like planning bombings. :marseytaliban: :marseysadge:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/taliban-commander-who-launched-bombings-in-kabul-is-now-a-police-chief-in-charge-of-security-11634740097?reflink=share_mobilewebshare

Many such cases :marseydepressed:

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Frick I wish I was still in a cave making bomb vests.

The Taliban are also neetmaxxxing at the moment and haven't paid Afghanistan's electric bills in months.

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Men who reveal their bare feet should be stoned to death.

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Kaffir filth. Good Muslims remove their shoes indoors.

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I will turn Afghanistan into glass

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this is prime meme material

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Allah's glorious light > electricity.

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This is why you have to continue conquering :marseytaliban:

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The Taliban is surprisingly very effective when it comes to law enforcement. They went from 300-400 criminal cases to 10-15 cases per day after their takeover πŸ€”

Hopefully they replace their random checkpoints with regular traffic patrols and emergency dispatchers. Then we'll see an actual functioning government

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Breaking the peace = fun and cool

Keeping the peace = dumb and gay

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This is why I am always in a state of jihad.

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As all good Muslims should be! Internal jihad is just as necessary as external jihad.

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Jihadmaxxing

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The Taliban-turned-cops under Mr. Mutmaeen’s command aren’t being paid, and they haven’t received training in actual police work. It isn’t clear what laws they are enforcing, other than their understanding of the Islamic Shariah.

Sounds oddly familiar

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Lol if only the internet jannies were enforcing Shariah.

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CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

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They blow for free.

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Police laws are fake, Shariah is eternal.

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Inb4 the talibans start joining r/antiwork

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from jihadie to wagie

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Truly a fate worse than death

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I never thought I’d see the day when my tribe gives having a function civilization a go, I always figured the Iranians would just take us over again and do it for us.

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They could make a very good mockumentary out of the Taliban trying to run civil services.

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That would be unironically hilarious and would watch.

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It's hard to find a goat in the big city.

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