The title was actually supposed to say Marseydex but I left it as the typo because that seemed like it would get more viewers since you're all sexually disordered predators.
There are apparently 1017 Pokemon in existence according to this page. And I remember MissingNo so make that 1018 I guess. We have a few Pokemarseys already, but we have nowhere near 1017 of them.
And that's where you come in, artcels and !badgemaxxers.
Create a Marsey equivalent of a Pokemon and submit it (SEE RULES AT THE BOTTOM FOR TAGGING REQUIREMENTS). You'll get 500dc per approved Pokemarsey and you will ALSO receive a Pokebadge to go with the funkos and other gay shit you collected during the Marseyvengers, Assemble! event. They will make great conversation pieces in your pod combination living room/dining room/bedroom.
How do you earn these? I don't know yet! Let me google more Pokemon things, please hold.
1. THE BOULDER BADGE.
Submit a ROCK or STEEL or NORMAL TYPE POKEMON.
2. THE CASCADE BADGE.
Submit a WATER or ICE TYPE POKEMON.
3. THE THUNDER BADGE
Submit an ELECTRIC or FLYING TYPE POKEMON.
4. THE RAINBOW BADGE
Submit a GRASS or FAIRY TYPE POKEMON.
5. THE SOUL BADGE
Submit a POISON or BUG TYPE POKEMON.
6. THE MARSH BADGE
Submit a PSYCHIC or GHOST TYPE POKEMON.
7. THE VOLCANO BADGE
Submit a FIRE or DRAGON TYPE POKEMON.
8. THE EARTH BADGE
Submit a GROUND or FIGHTING or DARK TYPE POKEMON.
Pokemon with multiple types will count for whichever one I feel like giving you for it, you do NOT get two badges for one Pokemon.
Tags must include (AND NOTHING ELSE):
whatever the name of the pokemon is. THIS IS REQUIRED FOR IT TO REGISTER FOR YOUR FREE STUFF. Do not shit it up with like "electric, nintendo, bibeo game" and the like.
Capys and Carpseys also work, and if someone has already made like a MarseyCharmander or whatever you can submit another one, just have it look different than theirs.
No low effort.
If I'm overlooking anything with Pokemon mechanics please let me know. This is all based on google and vague old memories.