I took leave of my father's decrepit farmhouse in my modest guatemalan automobile. Making reasonable pace across the landscape bereft of anything resembling what i had come to know as modernity. I eventually reached the general store, a flimsy wooden structure that emitted a dark cloud of smoke from a narrow chimney. Two locals sat outside in the midday sun accomplishing nothing and seemingly content in their doing so. Their bestial stupidity, likely the result of generations of inbreeding and race mixing, was apparent both their appearance and vocabulary. My eyes were immediately drawn towards the words emblazoned above the door; these words perplexed me in such a manner that defy ordinary description. I shall not repeat them here for I fear that anyone who stumbles upon this tome will meet the same fate as I should they read them. I have not slept in weeks as I have tried an increasing desperation to decipher the true meaning of that inscription. I fear that it is pointless- the fate of this city slicker is sealed.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Individual spooky Marseys that can be responses:

THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.

I dont care much for going door to door like i did when i was a small child, but i love the Aesthetics!

Link to a random WPD post

WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION, DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL DROP TO THE FLOOR, FLOPPING LIKE A FISH, WHILE CLENCHING YOUR HEART, SEEING AS YOU ARE HAVING A HEART ATTACK. ALSO: IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE ANUS, DO NOT READ THIS; THE BRICK YOU SHIT WILL BE PAINFUL.

A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much"

"what is it honey?"

"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel."

"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."

"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

answer: I've seen it on another sub so you might be right about it being a racist dog whistle

How is an orange cat a racist dogwhistle?

WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP

Boo!

Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey. Bloody Marsey.

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A HALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 HOE😏😩😩👅💦💦 every year in Cocktober the jack o slut🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his hoes for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Hoes or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A THOT-O-WEEN TREAT😋😋 IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A SLUTTY WITCH B-WORD👄😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK😜😜💦⚰️🎉🎉💯🎃 If you don't send this to 1️⃣5️⃣ other thots💁😩👄 you will get NO PEEPEE 👋 this COCKTOBER🎃😉😜

anime

Don't say another goddarn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

Let's make Snappy an edgelord too! !edgelords

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉KITTY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 PEEPEE🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆PEEPEE🌽

werewolf bar mitzvah, spooky scary

boys becoming men

men becoming wolves

Ahhhhhh

Goo goo gag ga

Want to see something really scary?

Just look into a mirror!

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

"Hope not ever to see Heaven. I have come to lead you to the other shore; into eternal darkness; into fire and into ice."

i vant to suck your peepee

That's what you sound like every time you reply to my comment.

@TED_SIMP

It's scary how much I love you.

Anti-Catholic propaganda brought over by the Puritans to the US on top of the WASP class disliking Catholics so it's intermixed into the Secular Culture of the US regardless of background now. “Edgy” young kids to piss off Conservative Superstitious Christians try to make it into a Satanic thing but it's really just to piss off some old hard right conservatives. Although there is a minority of self proclaimed witches who try and contact the dead and such but that's not a lot. Overall I've noticed that's it's just seen as Secular semi holiday.

It's really just a Vigil for All Saints Day where we fast and prepare to Feast.

WE WUZ SPOOKY

I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my drama is, okay? I'm the one who creates it. I know how good it is. I make the gourmet spicy drama because when I instigate it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the drama on my board, it's the dead BIPOC in my garage.

Let me ask you a question:

When you came logging on here, did you notice a sign out in front of my board that said "Dead BIPOC Storage?"

Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead BIPOC Storage"?

You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead BIPOCs ain't my fricking business, that's why!

Mr. Bones, I want to get off your wild ride.

Mr. Bones, I want to get off your wild ride.

Mr. Bones, I really want to get off your wild ride.

MR. BONES, I DON'T WANT TO SOLVE THE RIDDLE

MR. BONES, OFF ME

hecko im bimothy jr, dad. where have you been.

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"Wench! Trollop! You buck-toothed mop-riding firefly from Heck!"

"Tonight the Great Marsey will rise out of the salt mines. S/He flies through the air and brings interesting posts to all the r-slurs of the world."

All these suggestions suck. You should all literally keep yourself safe

I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm gonna bash your brain. I'm gonna bash it right the frick in.

use a spoiler tag and its a 50/50 of either a cute dog/cat or somebodys spread butthole. make snappy say something like "cute or scary" idk thats a bad quote but whatever lol

Oh, you got an butt on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your butt open, dude. You can do the rump shaker, huh? The thug shaker; gimme the thug shaker, dude, shake your butt! Take your hands off it and shake that shit. Pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some thug butt right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the booty, dude! God darn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that condom on.

how much longer is homoween gonna last?