Have you ever wanted to frick your entire life up, post it on the internet, and then claim victimhood over the "haters?" No? Well I've got a treat for you - meet Lil Lunchbox. Lil Lunchbox is the stage name of someone whos name is Bria (lastname omitted even though she doxxed herself in a many of her videos) and she is/was married to a Robin. I've kept tabs on her channel throughout the years since discovering her and I like to check in every now and again to feel better about myself.
As best as I know here are the facts.
Now the primary question here being. Is it real or is it fake??????
She's just a weird untalented and temporarily inconvenienced billionaire glamour idol. But she's not like all the other girls she likes dark and brooding things like taking videos of dead raccoons because it shows she's contemplative and philosophical. Basically edgy Taylor Swift without any of the visual appeal. She plays this Harley Quinn character and leans into it when she sees that Swedes are cold and rejecting of her LA-style individualist personality (let ME be ME!!! UGH!!!). Le society femcel ideas sprout in her head and she continues to individualize herself as Swedish society continues to reject her non-conformist ways. Youtube and the community around it encourage her to double down on being a girlboss when the most helpful thing would have been to just conform to Swedish society (yuck I know but you ARE in their country). She continues to try to flaunt her own strong independent WOOMAN but no one wants to see it (people only like watching pretty girls lose their shit. Have bigger tits next time toots and maybe don't style your hair like George Constanza)
This theory starts from the above timeline. She did in fact have a mental breakdown but she turned it around and thought it would be fetch in a weird internet kinda way. It was around this time that the whole clown thing was really going off (2016 clown sightings, Juggalos, clowngirl e-thots). Maybe this could tap into a niche that the internet is NEVER gonna see coming!!! There are strong overtones that something's not quite right throughout her videos. I can't quite put my finger on it but it just seems like people give each other too much time to respond. Like they're waiting for their next line that they rehearsed. Swedish autism and maladjusted social skills make this really hard to tell if that's just how swedes are or if this is totally fake
2. She goes to her father in laws art exhibit. There's some edgy paintings which are all basically le war is bad. Initially I thought he was some dude in rural Sweden who has staunch opinions on Kurdistan (lmao) but then I read in the description he was born and raised in Turkey so that makes more sense. You can also tell the differences between Swedes and C*lifornians when LLB tries to film other people and her boyfriend (husband?) says no. To which she retorts that it's because Swedes don't like to have fun.
3. This one is an attempt at """comedy""" wherein she tries to be tearful and emotional over sandstorm by Darude. This will begin to lay down the ground work for her kinda pretend videos where it seems like it's a joke but it's played off as earnest? This one you can clearly tell it's not meant to be serious because she's really bad at being funny in general
4. SOUND WARNING: turn down your speakers for the intro to this video. You can start to see her descent into madness with the beginning of this video being her playing with slime. 3:53 she's reading swedish phonetically?
Unfortunately it was around this part that a big chunk of videos are deleted or privated. This section of the timeline had her fighting with her boyfriend and painting her face. The most extreme thing she did was shave her hair off.
6. She respond to the "haters" and the "beauty gurus" with this video. You're all obsessed with me clearly. 1:11 - it was bait in the sense that I knew it would get all you beauty guru wannabes you know losing your mind because some b-word didn't blend. This was probably around the time she was experimenting with clown makeup.
10. LORE: she was talking to a group chat and was possibly maybe flirting with someone and so Robin left (HE TOOK THE FRICKING MARSEY). "Hi my name is Bria, LOOOOOOOOLLLLLL. I have been diagnosed with depression LMFAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Anyway this is one of the more unhinged video as I'm guessing she's workshopping a joker persona.. Also it looks like she watched this video and decided to adopt it to her identity cause that's what clowns do I guess?
Robin basically ghosts and avoids her during this time and hides out at his parents place.
11. Another really scripted seeming video where they talk about marsey custody with the other HUSSY of a woman. They actually dragged another Sw*de into their shenanigans. More credit to the fake theory? "Oh dude you should totally come to our youtube channel and pretend to argue with us and Bria will be dressed as a clown. But it's like totally fake bro, hahah. It's gonna be so funny and it's gonna go so viral. You should do it, haha."
I actually want to keep myself safe watching her videos but I suffer for you are-dharma-dot-net.
13. Video where she "mansplains herself" and confirms the flirting in the DMs story. 1:38 - all of a sudden when I started wearing clown makeup outside of the house then I became a problem, I was a cheater. She was posting in this group wanting to cuck him. He started treating her really shitty once she started wearing clown makeup outside HMMM I WONDER WHY. "Swedish people can be really great but are quick to ostracize you once you stand you" lol. She also mentions some stuff in the deleted videos where she showed up at his work (I actually remember watching this video, it looked like his real work, not a bit they set up). 4:15 - "Do I think it was stalking? I personally don't" double lol. Here she mansplains how she (very cinematically) threw her ring and it ROLLED into an open trash bag which was lying on the floor and then they absentmindedly threw the trash out. Then before they realized their mistake the garbage people emptied the trash so the ring was TECHNICALLY thrown into the trash but not really kinda sorta (reads like pure cope for some reason). Also get it through your heads DRAMATARDS, SHE'S NOT MIXED!!!!!
14. "I am a clown, this is how I identify. She just thought it was an aesthetic, not what's in my heart and soul." Lil Lunchbox talks about clown oppression or what the experts are calling clopression. "I don't get what's so controversial to be who you are" maybe cause you're a fricking annoying ugly b-word?
18. Extremely high effort intro in this video that she almost certainly didn't make herself. Basically she bitches that the alt right is trying to claim clown pepe- ahem sorry clepe as a symbol of ideology when clepe just wants to laugh and love and scream black clives (sic) matter!. Anyway she spends most of the rest of the video reading hate comments.
19. James Woods DECLARES WAR ON ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? The previously mentioned video sparks some drama between her and former rightoid cuckservative James Woods when the thumbnail of that video ironically makes it's way back into the cuckservative worldview as an indication that we're living in a clown world. Mr. Woods retweets it and this gives Lil Lunchbox the ammunition to claim victimhood yet again.
22. First outing since reconciling with Robin. She's wearing clown paint in public. Introductory shot is her nekkid with a cowboy hat on playing RDR2. Honestly queen shit. Anyway more fake scripted dialogue here. But they are ACTUALLY in swedish society, and she is ACTUALLY wearing clown paint soooo...... Anyway they have so argument about immigration, you can guess what the Swedcuck believes.
24. She makes an apology video for chudding out in their first outing video. I wouldn't be surprised if this was actually real and mandated by the Swedish Authority of Sucking Immigrant Peepee She would later go on to b-word and complain about this in a follow up video
I actually really like these AmeriKKKa vlogs. You can tell her family loves her a lot and sees her as a troubled kid. I guess in some way they have to accept her "clifestyle" because that's their own flesh and blood and who could forsake their own kid. And on the other hand LLB has created this othering of herself that's a sort of inherent ideological violence against an establishment but feels bad when it targets the establishment of her family. Kinda kino to watch her interact with her family here and other AmeriKKKans here even though most of them are just as put off if not moreso by the whole clown shit. I can't imagine - fake or not - what conservative Sw*des might think of them.
29. Unfortunately it looks like she's on her parents last nerve. Her folks assert that because she never went to college (lol) her sisters which are going to college are more successful than her. I guess mom and dad don't understand the art of embarrassing yourself permanently on the internet for victimhood points. For some reason she tries justifying being MORE accepted in Sweden where she can get free therapy than in the US. Can you imagine being so much of a freak that not even the Amerimutts can stand you? The end of the video has Robin agreeing to LLBs terms (whatever that is) and struggling with the whole clown+word thing. I feel terrible for the guy, to learn english just to shack up with a crazy b-word. And then have to relearn the crazy fricked up version of english she insists on speaking. Bah gawd.
I HAVE WATCHED 30+ LIL LUNCHBOX VIDEOS!!!!!! MULTIPLE TIMES!!!!! KILLL MEEEE!!!!
35. In which she plays the Harely Quinn high pitched voice thing which sends me in a full rampage. Anyway this video made me so sad. Other than the singing which makes my ears bleed, it shows a compilation of her and Robin for their anniversary. She was so normal. How did someone so perfectly normal frick their life up so goddarn hard. Over some internet clout. Clout she never even received. Is the attention from ~1200 views per video and a handful of comments worth it to have transformed yourself into an irredemable piece of shit that even your husband who has sworn sacred vows to cherish you for your entire life has trouble keeping? Completely sexless twerk at the end.
Skipping a bunch since I'm losing my sanity
HONORABLE MENTION: I vaguely remember her trying to start a clown club and for other clowns to send in their applications to be considered part of the Lil Lunchbox fanclub but I can't find the video. Presumably she nuked it after realizing that ten thousand Anders Breviks and Nate Higgers wouldn't bode well for the clifestyle.
HONORABLE MENTION 2: Oh my god I completely forgot to show you all her disgusting "half vegan" breakfast. Link is timestamped . (edit: jk it's not timestamped. Shot of her scrambled [vegan] eggs and fake bacon is at the end of the video)
She hasn't made videos in like 3 months and even then they're pretty milquetoast. It looks like she may be coming to terms with the fact that attempting to pathetically cloutchase your way into becoming a niche internet microcelebrity may not be a sustainable pathway to success. Who'da thunk. Anyway what's the official rah-darama verdict? I personally think she was just chasing clout so I'm leaning towards the fake option. But the amount of things-not-quite-right-in-the-head you have to have to seriously think this would come out to anything tangible at all is insane. What was the endgame here? What did she have to gain from torching her reputation. No Swede is going to want to touch this b-word with 40ft pole. AmeriKKKans might give her the courtesy of lowering it to like 30ft but still. If it's real at least she has the excuse of trying circumstances pushing her past the edge of her sanity. If it's fake and she made up all this drama for nothing. Oh boy... What do you even say to that? Through watching her videos it really seems like she's the source of all her problems. The propensity for drama and the desire to "make it big" is at odds with what is the highest echelon of Swedecuck life (managing a convenience store 350 miles away from the nearest human).