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[Not Drama] MasterLawlz is buying a brand new Corvette.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Corvette/comments/q075to/are_there_any_dealerships_in_texas_where_i_can/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/Corvette/comments/qblz9t/i_have_a_couple_of_questions_on_the_coupe_vs/?sort=controversial

I have nothing interesting to say about this, just wanted to share. I hope he pins pictures of it to r/subredditdrama.

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Masterlawlz is a confirmed boomer

:marseyboomer:

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I saw a Corvette meet up in a McDonald's parking lot a few months ago, it was very fitting. Also they were all fat and at least 50 except for one dude lol

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I’m 5’ 8” and am able to remove/replace the coupe top with no issues. It is easier when my wife helps though…

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Those mid engine Corvettes are absolutely gorgeous. Good for Lawlz


:#marseyskinnedwalk:

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Saw one in the wild here in town. I actually didn't even know what it was and had to do a double take. Beautiful car and the new body design is really cool. Big departure from the 50' hood and front end from the boomer gen.


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Theyre cool but this is also a boomer generation though

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Dying technology to be fair.

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Good for him :marseylawlz:

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Its gonna be fantastic if lawls becomes a chad griller grownup, and we're all still here shitposting

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Take the goddarn grillpill people.

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@kaamrev

I am going to need at least a 3 paragraph response as to why you are blocking me. Please use APA style citations if you need to cite any sources.

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Peepee has been blocked.

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Is lawlz still a fattie?

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This whole time I thought Masterlawlz worked at a call center. Our boy is moving on up in the world.

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A man can always dream.

I was hoping to get a cheap Boxster and ended up getting a newer Cayman 981 because I have no control over my life. :tayhyperdab:

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981s are perfect. I had a 986.2 in the early 2000s and really regret selling it.

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They're honestly the perfect two-seater, imo. I love it to death. Absolutely shreds the mountains but it's still decent as a daily driver. I imagine the 986's aren't too different in that regard.

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C8s are awesome. Imagine MasterLawlz driving one lmao

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Don't even need the face to know that's Doug demuro

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Double t-shirt gang

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C2 is best corvette, but I would put the c8 3rd behind the c1

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Darn, I want one and I've seen a few around me so I thought maybe the backlog was clearing up. I guess not.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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What's the deal with those recent affordable-but-highly-styled sportscars anyway? Lotus Emira as well.

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I’d stay away from the Lotus. I had an Elise, and while they’re a lot of fun, they’re also more of a kit car quality than what you’d expect in a regular production car. If you’re in the US, service and parts availability is weak, and while the motors are common for parts, any specific Lotus part, especially bodywork, can get super expensive. Mine was written off when a FedEx truck tapped the rear clamshell where it meets the rest of the body. I turned it into a track slut.

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Yeah, I seriously considered getting an Elise a while back, but my country doesn't even have a Lotus dealership, couldn't imagine how annoying anything related to parts and service would become. I'm literally just going to buy a house instead of a sportscar.

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I sold an air-cooled 911 for a down payment on a condo and now the 911 is worth more than the condo.

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Ouch.

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The mechanical bits are all toyota so it's not bad as far as maintenance goes and they don't depreciate

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Body work is expensive on any sports car since some of the internals are occasionally shared with other platforms but body work is always unique. Even on old sports cars this is a problem. Just don't crash like an r-slur.

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It wasn’t as much the cost as the body part not being available for months. If I frick up one of my Porsches I can get a new panel the next day.

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Ah I get you.

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extremely based and boomerpilled

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"Oh hey MasterLawlz, that's a nice rental car you got there!"

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Those C8s are nice. I wouldn't mind one but there isn't enough space for my tools. I'd also be a cute twink and order automatic transmission.

I feel his pain in "long waits". We placed an order for my wife's SUV back in January but they couldn't build it in time for 2021. We had to reorder it as a 2022 a couple weeks ago. I'm hoping for delivery sometime around April.

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The auto is a dual clutch, there’s no practical reason to buy manuals anymore unless you prefer a slower car.

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My wife was toying with the idea of a stick shift, but too many compromises -- ordering stick meant she couldn't get the V6, remote start, Sasquatch package, adaptive cruise, or roast brown leather (interior colors are trim-specific, that trim is automatic only)

Ford's usually halfway decent with stick shift options, like the ST trims.

Edit: oooh getting excited, just got this from Ford

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wrong

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I still can't get over him thinking he has a beard, when he's on Minoxidil.

He's basically a :marseytrain: arguing he is a woman because he's on estrogen.

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I'm actually really pleased with the results from minox, my beard fully connects now and looks a lot better than it used to

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