You will know if I succeeded by the fact that I stopped posting here because I don't wanna hang out with all the other virgin losers anymore.
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I hope your potential victim receives the help and support they are going to need.
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You might be quite surprised, but I am great at making women feel loved and wanted. 😎
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So was Ted Bundy
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Yeah but I am not narcissistic enough to think I can get away with murder or r*pe.
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Oh... so there's no internet in poo prison?
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I honestly wouldnt know. In India only the police and those caught by the police have interactions with policemen everyone else keeps clear
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Ohmfg is this forum a bunch of Indian incels now ohmfg
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Always was, hun. Lurk more
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The curry peril is real
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Dude she's definitely above average. And her dressing sense is try for hot.
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Based 2% s*x chance haver.
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See you later, virgins (maybe)
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With a woman? Just know it’s a lot lower than you think it should be.
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Thanks for the headsup man. I am just hoping the we talked for hours on end when she was sad and her realization that there is no chance she has to ever see me again results in some action, although on the bright side with all the work put in if she says no then I know for a fact I am too fat to frick.
Edit: what I am saying is that I am either gonna have a sigma Chad moment or a sigma cuck moment. There is no in between.
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Tell her you love her.
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Can't I scoped her out. Literally had discussions where she gave me the entire bio for what she loves in a man and what she likes and what's attractive for her. Telling her I love her would scare her away.
Plus life protip. You never tell a woman you love her. You show her you love her. The word itself is terrifying to them if they dont wanna spend the rest of their life with you
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Protip: when you first penetrate her and you’re all the way in, ask her “Am I in?” as a way to ensure she’s comfortable and continues to consent.
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Lol good try but I am rslurred not naive
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I actually did that my first time. Muncie, Indiana. I, a bright-eyed high school student touring campus, her a second-year architecture student. We were wedged in the back seat of her Nissan Pulsar and outside was a pickup truck of good ol Hoosier boys hootin’ and holerin’.
Later she took me to her friend Doodah’s house. It had twelve drum kits and every lightbulb was a black light.
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I have no clue exactly what you said but I think you got laid at the end of this story so congrats man!
Also there are only four incurable STD's and except for HIV the other three usually are easy fixes or the symptoms of whatever go away within a year or two. And you can't get HIV through oral s*x I think. So good time to frick
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HIV? You mean the San Francisco Treat?
I have never gotten an STD because I do not lay with the unclean.
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you just came out as a virgin, sweetie
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He's Indian so its literally not his fault and you should unironically be proud he hasn't r*ped anyone. Good luck Mr. Debater
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Thank you! Also is the rest of the world really having so much s*x that you forgive Indians for being virgins?
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idk about India, but here in my country is super ez to get a foid, literally some hours on Tinder and you are good to go. If an r-slured neurodivergent like me can, i guess anyone else can.
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It's not very difficult here either lol.
Thank frick for christian converts. Christian girls have a higher s*x drive than most guys.
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Noted thanks
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Cool I am happy for you.
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If you're an Indian in India, then I just assumed your parents find all your s*x partners for you.
If you're an Indiam not in India, then I just assumed your parents find all your s*x partners for you.
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Dude I’ve had s*x with more women than entire trains of Indian men combined
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1?
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Always had been
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True
False. There are no gay virgins.
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Lel
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Happy Diwali though bhai
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Thanks man happy diwali to you too.
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Have fun getting your bussy pounded by an obese mayo furry!
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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Son, it's about time you looked up the Dirty Sanchez. Chicks love it.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Fricker now that's in the FBI database
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Is that the odds on your sportsbook so you can afford a hooker?
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Nope it's a high level sigma simp play
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is it an indian chick?
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Yep. Any advice?
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Give her my number
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Haha frick you
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ABCD or Desi?
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Desi trying to be ABCD
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ez pz then, good luck!
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Wtf is ABCD?
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American Born Confused Desi
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Bruh not gonna lie I count as a whitoid by her standards.
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Stay on this Elliot Rodgers fansite longer and write a foid-hate manifesto, and you just may end up being as white as any of the rest of us angry mayos.
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😂😂😂😂😂
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shower heavily before and after :| that sexy Indian dude stench sticks around
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Bring noseplug
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Btw I think there is also a 20% chance I am the one being baited so like can you lemme know what signs to look out for if that's the case?
Like we have been in touch for a long time but life's taught me well never to trust a foid wholeheartedly.
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Idk what you mean by this so here is my r-slurred advice for evey possible interpretation:
If she's baiting you to make fun of you or waste your time then who cares, that just means she is an r-slur and not worth anything. If she doesn't show up or whatever just ignore it and turn it into a solo day trip.
If she's baiting you to a mugging that's more of a problem so just keep an eye out for anything sketchy and don't let your peepee sap all your blood, your brain requires some of that to work.
If you think she's a succubus trying to steal your virginity powers, consider prayer and potentially sprinkling some salt around the bed when she's not looking.
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Thanks man that will have to do.
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10:1 might be the best odds you ever get. The only thing you'll regret when you're an old man is not giving it your best shot.
If you want to know the how: body language is everything. It's the window to your inner thoughts. And foids get moist for winners. So move like a winner. Head up, shoulders back, never rush, never shrink yourself, never fidget. Above all, hold eye contact. Look at her nose if you struggle with this.
Don't worry too much about what you say, whether she thinks you're a douche or an idiot, it's mostly irrelevant to whether women want to frick you.
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Thanks for the advice king
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post this on r/teenagers
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Pathetic Zoomer board confirmed
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So you get laid once a year? What a stud!
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Thanks
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I hope you get pozzed
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How is furry capitalist? The fandom is based almost exclusively around content and characters created by members. The artwork and costumes are made within the community. The conventions are nonprofit, and give heavily to charities. Furry culture is heavily socialist, my dude.
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Sentient
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I wish you success in your endeavors.
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Did the r*pe squad I accidentally sent you through the "Get them help" button get the wrong address?
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There's a 100% chance that I'm going to dominate a twink's mouth in 1 hour 50- no, 49 minutes. Then we're gonna snuggle and watch LA Confidential.
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Nice
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How did you come into contact with the foid?
Why do you think she might want to frick you?
How would you describe her looks?
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Study hours
Emotional support simp
Above average
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