Drunk? Come and drunkpost with me! How is your life? Why are you drunk on a Thursday? Is there any hope left?
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@SadieEnward posted his raccoon muffin https://i.imgur.com/z6faPma.mp4
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Muffin came back last night. Haven’t seen her in over a month! Needless to say I didn’t sleep a wink and now I feel like shit and can’t move.
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Who is muffin? My G
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My lil baby! https://i.imgur.com/z6faPma.mp4
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Awwwwwww, how cute!
Maybe we need a Marsey Racoon
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Someone asked me to make one and it turned out horrible.
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I showed this to two girls and they both thought she was super cute
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If literal garbage took on an animal form, and was cute, it would be raccoons. That li'l fricker is adorable.
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Oh my gosh look at that little monkey.
We love the monkeys.
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Trash pandas need to be fricking shot, horrible critters
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Wake the frick up amerilards it's time to drink
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Give me 2 hours, and I'll join you 🤙
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King shit
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I have an hour until I get off work but can't get too drunk because I work tomorrow too
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I work tomorrow and I’m drunk, get on your grindmaxx. Grindmaxxers get wasted with sales prospects one night and close deals the next morning.
Edit: learn about activated charcoal pills you guys
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Tell me more about these pills
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Activated charcoal. But it on Amazon. One of my co-workers told me about it early on in the pandemic after we got sent home, and all I had to do was drink. Take 2 with water right before you go to bed and it will get rid of your worst hangover symptoms. I take them and I still have the tiredness that comes with a hangover, but I don’t get a headache, nausea, or the general other symptoms. Careful tho, this shit made me a bit of an alcoholic because I can drink as much as I want and still work the next day, so during the worst of the lockdown I just drank every day.
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I'm drinking everyday rn and just take chug an ermergen-c in the morning. This is great news!
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As a fellow functional alcoholic I pass it on. It’s like $15 on Amazon and if you drink every day it’ll last you a few months. Since I moved in with the foid I’m no longer drinking every day unfortunately but it still lasts me like 6 months. I’ve tried every method and it’s by far the best.
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i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i am so sad. i am so sad. i am so sad. dont bother. dont bother. dont bother. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i am so sad. i am so sad. i am so sad. dont bother. dont bother. dont bother. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i am so sad. i am so sad. i am so sad. dont bother. dont bother. dont bother. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i am so sad. i am so sad. i am so sad. dont bother. dont bother. dont bother. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i am so sad. i am so sad. i am so sad. dont bother. dont bother. dont bother. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i am so sad. i am so sad. i am so sad. dont bother. dont bother. dont bother. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i dont want to get up. i am so sad. i am so sad. i am so sad. dont bother. dont bother. dont bother.
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Impressive. Normally people with such severe developmental disabilities struggle to write much more than a sentence or two. He really has exceded our expectations for the writing portion. Sadly the coherency of his writing, along with his abilities in the social skills and reading portions, are far behind his peers with similar disabilities.
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robot frick
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This is literally giving into the mindset the jew has r*ped into you
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So true snappy so true
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I'm too demotivated to drink.
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Also who are you people.
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50% of this thread are Carp’s alts talking to himself in a manic episode
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The gays that usually lurk and upvote agendaposters no doubt.
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You need motivation to drink?
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I'm tired man.
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Shit man, your search isn't going well? Thats bad
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Tbh if you don't want to don't drink. It's unhealthy or something idk
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My favorite time to drink is when I’m not motivated to do it
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I finished a bottle of red wine before the first break of my evening lectures
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That's some real alcoholic shit. My cousin use to take a water bottle with vodka to school
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Was your cousin Jeffrey Dahmer? I'm pretty sure he stayed drunk all the time to deal with...well...you know. Guy did have some issues.
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Sounds like he enjoyed a good Dahmer party.
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clear alcohol is healthy, it's basically water
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Nice, I have some bottles laying around I might dive into tonight.
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Gonna run our and get a case of Steel Reserve cuz that's how I roll 😎 What else should I cop?
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I don't know what steel reserve is tbh
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You don't want to know, but it's a nasty malt liquor.
In the same genre as this, they don't make commercials like this anymore:
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A marquee that reverses direction?
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<marquee behavior="alternate">
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Is it possible to make walking Marsey reverse direction on each bounce?
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Not that I can think of. I was wondering this earlier for the exact same reason
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I don't think there is either, I was just looking through some text for attributes, afraid it's not possible.
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It's frustrating because it's not an official tag, so you just have to try and see how if it's implemented. But yeah, I didn't see any obvious solution
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Yep, I can't reverse the direction of marsey on bounce though, I'm trying to make it be moonwalking both directions
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Give me a little and I will edit this comment with a solution.
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You mean like, sorta like a tip? Ok, gotcha.
"Look both ways before crossing the street."
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It looks like the current styling is insufficient to flip it.
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Steel reserve is disgusting
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Lmao post the timestamped pic if you touching grass
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Some water to deal with a hangover from drinking
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I’m drunk because all I’m doing is admin work tomorrow. That is heck that I would never ask another person to do. So frick it, I’m going to drink my patron, show up late, yell at a bunch of insurance reps that have no idea how medicine works and b-word back until they give in to my demands.
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king
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I miss that. I got promoted into a position where I manage people this year and I wish I had admin days still. I have several meetings tomorrow. Such is the life of a middle manager aka wagie nightmare
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LMAo I'm drunk on life nibba
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Not enough
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It's my Friday. Am I allowed to get drunk and join?
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no. get fricked b-word
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OK. I'm sorry.
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oh wait it's friday now for me as well....
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I'll start getting drunk in an hour or two.
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I got a $2,500 dollar bonus today, so I'm drinking to celebrate!!!,
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Drunk on a bus down to austin, got a race weekend at COTA
Wish me luck dramanauts
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I'm holding out tonight in preparation for a booze-heavy Saturday
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Woke up hungover, skipped some AM calls, going back at it. Remote work is great.
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2 hours til the festivities begin
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stopped drinking for the first few nights in a month because my heart was stearting to hurt
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Most likely GERD.
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Likely not GERD. More likely would be costochondritis given the forums demographics.
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who the frick starts drinking on a thursday???
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Suggest me a marsey I can draw quickly and drunk and if its reasonable I will do it right now.
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Reddit is banning all of my accounts :(
I have a ton of burners that I haven't accessed in years but they're all linked to one email address, what is the best way to access them without letting the jannies know?
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Mike fricking White bitches let's gooooo.
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