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I just had a realization moment. All my female friends are telling me I am getting way better at flirting

And I just realized it's likely coz I keep playing with you gay twinks. So I hung out with the gays long enough to be able to slay. 😎

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Is there anything more Indian than typing β€œcoz” instead of bc?


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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You're doing a terrible job of tricking a first world white woman into marrying you so you can get citizenship. Learn the zoomer culture of the country you want to get in to.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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I am not gonna dance in a skirt for a Visa application!

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No you have to forcefully anally penetrate a 15 year old in a bathroom while wearing a skirt. Dancing doesn't cut it anymore.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Hmmm maybe I can americanize after all

:coomer: :coomer:

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Doing the needful and reverting back

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Just say because you illiterate fricking idiots

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This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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'bc' is an abbreviation for sisterfricker here so ppl avoid it :marseytunaktunak:

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Its so common there that you need a two letter shorthand for it?


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Cp

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The original word is quite a mouthful but a handy slur to call someone. Hence the abbreviation

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Noooo not the heckin sisterfricker abbreviation!! It's taboo and we have to avoid saying it at all costs!!!!!

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You are a liar and a free speech hater. Eugenics != genocide

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Flirting with women will send you to heck, madarchod.

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Why are you all sexy Indian dudes. I am trying to americanize here. 😭😭😭

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I am not a sexy Indian dude, I just know how to make you seethe. Go suck bhen ke lode.

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Lol that's a mistranslation. I think you are trying to say go suck your sisters peepee but the insult is complete when you say "behen ke lode " they aren't telling you to do anything with your sisters peepee. They are saying you are your sisters peepee.

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Fricking nerd. Go lick Teri Maa ki chut.

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I am sorry, I dont follow American cultural practices.

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Maybe if you did you'd get some kitty on your peepee, bhenchod

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Lol good one.

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Chris chan? How did you get out of jail?

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Go suck bhen ke lode.

:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

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You need to be 18+ to post here blessed virgin.

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Indian

Female friends

CAP

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CAP?

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Means liar :marseysneed:

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Cops Are Kitties?

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capricorn. the least trustworthy starsign

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What's the most

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Abron Law

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Yeah didn’t a bunch of us give you some tips recently? Ngl I think a lot of the guys here prob slay puss on the reg.


No boys allowed!! (Except Chewy)

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Lol. That's unpossible. Yeah you guys did and I appreciate all of it. Especially yours. β™₯️πŸ₯Ί

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Wait, you're getting flirting tips from foids? No wonder they're telling you you're getting better despite you not getting any.

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are these female friends your mom and sisters?

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Nope

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I’m temporarily an incel till my foid gets back. Sad. To slay strange puss is forbidden. I am monogamous. It is my religion.

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No boys allowed!! (Except Chewy)

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so brave

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take the polypill, you blue balled fricker

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Frick no, I wanna frick only one biofoid. With consent and care and respect. God that makes me so hard.

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Sounds liek your birthing person friends are hearing the tick and the tock of their biological clocks and are willing to settle.

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Lol probably luckily in sexy Indian dude land the ticks come in way earlier.

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Have you grown a moustache yet? If you’re an Indian man without a moustache everyone will think you’re just a panchode.


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Got a beard and shit. I get checked by security coz they think I am muzmuz

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believing what women tell you on these matters

NGMI

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All my female friends are telling me I am getting way better at flirting

King, something isn't adding up here.

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Multiple female friends telling you you're getting better at flirting but they aren't fricking you so they're telling you lies.

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This is when you need to get with someone from outside the friend group and see if any of them squirm.

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You fricking cute twinks need to help this dude get laid if you want to have a fricking sliver of self respect. If you can’t convince a foid to suck a two inch curry hammer, you knew nothing about women anyway. Real men know that the most alpha act is to convince a woman to frick your unfrickable friends.

You think debater is a b-word butt muthafricka? No. No! It’s you! It’s you, reader, who is the b-word butt muthafricka, if you do not assist in this watershed dramatic event!

:marseyrage: :marseyrage:

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Friend, you gotta turn those friends into frick buddies. Too many female friends gives off the gay vibes.


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True lol

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Yeah but they're foids so their opinions are irrelevant.


I recently looked through backups of my texts from a decade ago.

  1. Holy shit, how did anyone put up with me and my depression/confidence issues?
  2. Despite the above, I could've fricked over 12 biofoids (20 if I didn't care about appearance/personality).

The frick was wrong with me

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The signature was what's wrong with you.

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That pretty much confirms you suck at flirting. But since you are indian instead of roping you have the dowry way out

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:marseygoodnight:

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Why do you care about the opinion of w*men? 🀨

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Your welcom

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