Voting ends at Noon EST 16th January, where the final winners will be locked in!
Hello again my lovelies, and much thanks for all your free upmarseys votes and nominations for the prestigious 2023 Drammy Awards! Alas, now that we've filtered out the crap that couldn't make the cut, it's now time to vote for which finalists deserve to take home these coveted digital trophies as thanks for their priceless contributions to our phresh niche gossip site.
The criteria for being chosen for the final round was as follows:
The nomination was in the top 4 most voted nominations in its category
If there were 4 or fewer nominations, then the top N-1 nominations go through instead
It's also worth noting that downmarseys were completely ignored in the final vote count, so while some thought they could be sneaky and sabotage the vote, I'm afraid you're gonna have to try a little harder next year. 
In addition, @Geralt_of_hKappa and his alts' votes were also disqualified from the Dramatard of the year award because of alt manipulation tactics, although ultimately it wouldn't have changed the outcome either way. (sad!)
The final winners will be decided by poll vote, in the pinned comments of this post - happy vooting, and good luck to everyone!
P.S. The marsey and OC awards got an award buff thanks to extra financing from head Capy, so the total payout is now $150,000 Mbux!
Best Dramatic Happening
The Reddit Jannypocalypse 
- 63 votes
Sirp and Ted's Sexcellent Adventure 
- 35 votes
Hogwarts Legacy: Rowling's Revenge 
- 31 votes
The Plsnope Saga 
- 30 votes
Dramatard of the Year
$50,000 mbux + Profile Badge
TheGrillcast - 93 votes
FrozenChosen - 69 votes
kaamrev - 53 votes
CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM - 48 votes
Best rDrama Post
$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge
I didn't realize Stable Diffusion has a folder where it saves all outputs you generate 
- 87 votes
TheDunceonMaster breaks the ghost feature and exposes everyone's dirty laundry 
- 66 votes
(@MrSatan)
RDRAMA'S FIRST AND ONLY VIDEO GAMES SURVEY 
- 50 votes
The Full Timeline of the Aimee Challenor Saga, AKA How I Took Down Reddit's Shady Cult of Diaper Loving Furry Powermods 
- 22 votes
(@Marco)
Best rDrama Bait
$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge
Nashville Manifesto Mayhem 
- 48 votes
(@tina,
@MR_SATAN_________DYNAMITE,
@Will_Khitey)
Baiting Journos by Larping as Reddit Powerjannies 
- 28 votes
Fake r/antiwork Propaganda 
- 24 votes
AI Art Theft Guide 
- 13 votes
(@Tricky)
Best rDrama Activist
$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge
Reddit HQ Pilgrimage 
- 76 votes
(@Android_17,
@Dramarama,
@Piccolosexual)
Pharoah Marsey at the Pyramids 
- 34 votes
(@A)
Best rDrama OC
$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge
Marsey Cursor Follower - 52 votes
Pγ»Mγ»A : Marsey - 18 votes
Marsey in the Rain - 12 votes
Field Marsey Zhukov - 11 votes
Marsey of the Year
$20,000 mbux + Profile Badge
- 39 votes
- 39 votes
- 29 votes
- 27 votes
(@Sner)
Lolcow of the Year (rDrama) 
- 43 votes
- 15 votes
14 votes
Lolcow of the Year (off-site) 
Jinxthinker 
- 61 votes
Biden's Suitcase Snatcher 
- 34 votes
- 15 votes
Boogie2988 
- 8 votes
Janitor of the Year 
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!dramatards !r-slurs !anime !ttrpg !steiners !upmarseyrs !g*mers
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why are you on the list
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what can I say? I am a milk mother
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WTF ONE OF YOU GUYS UNVOTED FOR ME WHO WAS IT !dramatards !r-slurs !anime !ttrpg !steiners !upmarseyrs !g*mers PUT THAT VOTE BACK ON THERE I CANT LOSE THAT BADLY OR ILL LOOK LIKE AN R-SLUR
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Why are you on the lolcow list, what did you do?
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probably because I'm often r-slurred and
@MrSatan generates lame drama using me sometimes also I think my artstyle really screams lolcow.
wouldn't you agree?
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You got a heck of a lot of competition in that category here.
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lol yeah it feels nice to have many of my kind around, like the warm embrace of a thousand sweaty men
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You should start posting on deviantart and open a patreon
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Dont worry i voted you king
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About that...
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I'll give you a pity vote.
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Who
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its jibanyan from yokai watch
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That's a really
good marsey 
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Every vote for khaoskid is a vote for reviving a Marsey that gets killed whenever someone else receives a vote in this category
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!followers !besties !edgelords !pings
THE CASE FOR KHAOSKID
"Who the frick is
@khaoskid664? Why is he in the running?"
He's a relatively ordinary user who was nominated as an anti-candidate.
You should vote for him because you SHOULDN'T vote for the others.
It's FRICKING BULLSHIT that
@TED_SIMP is in this running, because TED_SIMP isn't even an on-site lolcow. She spends all her day on rDrama-affiliated Groomercord servers.
DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT A FRICKING GROOMERCORD USER TO WIN A CATEGORY? WHAT HAPPENED TO TOTAL GROOMERCORD CUTE TWINK DEATH? (!totaldiscuetwinkdeath discuss)
You shouldn't vote for transb-word because poorly attempting to doxx people and being an overbearing hole janny is lame.
You shouldn't vote for PlsNope because the majority of PlsNope's story happened off-site, long before he started using rDrama. He's not a home-grown lolcow, he's an outsourced one!
A VOTE FOR KHAOSKID IS A "FRICK YOU" TO THE OTHERS
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ted simp drama is lame ewhorery
tb is just
plsnope, after being outed as a creepy skinwalker, just refuses to acknowledge any of it ever happened
tb is the only person of any sort of lolcow material at all, and even then it's just lame and boring and
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voted. none of those people are funny in any way. wheres the lol?
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Ted being nominated really pisses me off because all the drama with her was because of
@sirpingsalot, he should've been the one being nominated.
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!fellas !thotpatrol !thotpatrollers
There are THREE FRICKING WOMEN in the running.
I'm sorry, but I don't think BITCHES should win SHIT.
Vote for Khaoskid!
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!transphobes vote for transb-word he's a moid.
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I'm a TIRM, trans-inclusionary radical misogynist.
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Close toss up between
@transb-word and 
@TED_SIMP in the mental illness vs mental illness round!
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How tf is plsnope not further up
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She was boring
comparatively
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Compared to Ted who gave us a bunch of groomercord screenshots of two powerusers e-dating, the Plsnope saga is way more interesting imo
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Transb-word did be hacking da site doe
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Transb-word is definitely up there, very dramatic, but I can't in good faith vote for a hole jannie to win anything. Still better than the boring bpd ewhore tho
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I've switched from plsnope to transb-word just because I thought the Ted Simp stuff wasn't nearly as entertaining as everyone else apparently and I don't want it to win lol
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found the incel
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Transb-word almost injected her balls with random chemicals
How is the bpd whore winning?
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Literally who
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Neighbour how are you an active user on this site without knowing who plsnope is/was
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What did they do
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Ok so
Good fun was had
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Oh @KinoBushido slightly remember the original simping
Blocked "her" immediately and never thought of them again lol
Jewish lives matter
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Pings should have been an option too.
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Frick all the liminal incels who voted for my home girl Ned
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