Earlier today I had the misfortune of interacting with @Sasanka_of_Gauda, known hindoo. This led me down the rabbit hole of reading articles about their barbaric, looless "religion". You can always find something silly and make yourself feel better as they are by far the filthiest and most ignorant of all 70 nations G-d created, after negroes. Let's dive in :)
Who the Frick is Ram?
Millions of curry munching coolies bow down to this argyric fellow - their chief god - daily.
Does the Ineffable, Timeless, Transcendent Creator of the Entire Universe have something as lowly as a place of birth? "Of course saar, this is most needful", respond the Indians, heads wagging excitedly.
This locale, they claim, is the Ram Janmabhoomi, which Wikipedia avers occurred at:
The legendary city of Ayodhya ... known as the birthplace of the Hindu deity Rama of Kosala and is the setting of the great epic Ramayana and its many versions. This belief is the main reason for Ayodhya being venerated as an extremely holy city for Hindus.[10]
It still exists 
But wait
Though there are about 900 pieces of proof that today's Ayodhya is not the birthplace of their favorite fictional character, and that this legend arose as late as the 13th century, the truth has never been a barrier to any sexy Indian dude enterprise or enterprising sexy Indian dude, who have been known to throw up temples to, inter alia:
So what's stopping them?
The Babri Masjid
Babur ShahΒΉ was a petty king in Transoxiana, numbering among the descendants of Timur, himself one of the greatest genociders this world has ever seen.
He fought up and down Central Asia before conquering India from the rajpoots 
and other smelly, weak rulers.
His main legacy in the incontinent subcontinent is the founding of the Mughal dynasty, which would cuck India for centuries til the British came, destroying thousands of temples and enslaving millions of idolaters (to the eternal cope of their 10,000,00,000,00 descendants)
However, he is also known for this little building: the Babri MasjidΒ².
Unfortunately, it seems the illustrious pedigree sketched immediately above is fake. In fact, the building was erected sometime in the late 1600s by a Mughal vassal who loved to lay waste to and repurpose pagan places, as it is not mentioned in travelogues until that time, only afterwards. Some decades later, a plaque was added affirming Babur's construction of the structure, most likely to give it a historical pedigree and lend authority to local claims.
Nevertheless, pious sexy Indian dudes continued to worship at or near the site as they had for a few hundred years.
During the British guardianship the site was split into two.
In 1948 the tender-hearted bongs returned - weary, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread - to their vaunted northern halls, leaving countless kaffirs scrambling and pooping in their wake.
The restless natives wasted no time in installing idols of Rama and Shita at the contested location.Β³
ΒΉ translator's note: "Shah" means chad
Β² The refined observer will note that, like all erections of the brown peoples, its shape is suggestive of bob
Β³ Shita (or Sita), Rama's concubine, is famous for being the first Indian woman forced to immolate herself by a jealous jeet. She will not be the last π
January December 6th
12/6/92. A date that will live in infamy.
Since the departure of the British and the days of Gandhi - and indeed multiple bearers of that illustrious surname ruled since his sad assassination - India had been governed by a secular, progressive, and functional administration. Wisely, they had avoided giving in to the demands of either group of extremists, simply locking up the gates to the complex.
This was all about to change.
At the instigation of intestinally challenged members of the BJP - today a governing regime, at that time nothing more than a rabble of small town local demagogues and sexual deviants - 150,000 future Canadians gathered at the site of the Babri masjid to demonstrate the superiority of their made up legends to those of the other browns.
They swarmed over the suggestive slopes of the masjid, pickaxes and orange flags in hand. Some[who?] hypothesise these orange banners to have originated in abandoned commie paraphernalia discovered by pious but ignorant brahmanists and subsequently dyed in cow urine as a purificatory rite... but more on that later.
Riots immediately broke out, leaving thousands dead, both towel and dot heads.
An investigation began immediately, but the levers of state move slow in the warmer climates, and by the time a court case began, some three decades after the events in question, bhakts (Hindoo extremists) had taken control of the courts...
They started building a temple on the ruins of the mosque, an action that, despite their position of power, was still illegal by all accounts.
Ram Mandir
Today the Supreme Court of India ruled that not only was the demolition okay, but the new temple was "needful" and "totally legit sirs". An artist's depiction of Justice Chandrachud's ruling:
Narendra Modi, streetshitter-in-chief inaugurated the new, extremely expensive, structure with brahmanic rites and a lot of nonsense, to the exultation of millions of people who can not afford clean water. One would incline to pity, but I say: They've dug their latrine - let them lay in it.
They did the ceremonies wrong, according to Poopanand Swami 
Some priests and religious leaders, such as Swaroopanand Saraswati, complained that 5 August was not a ritually auspicious date. They also complained that the ceremony did not follow proper ritual procedures. They also claimed that the function did not include a havan.[123][124] In this regard, the writer and activist Arundhati Roy, a noted critic of PM Modi, pointed out that the chosen date marked one year since the revocation of the special status of Jammu and Kashmir.[125][43] Pakistan made an official statement through its foreign office criticising India for commencing construction of the temple, due to the history of the site.[126] On the contrary, various Indian political leaders praised the groundbreaking ceremony.[127]
Stole hundreds of millions real currency (approximately infinite lakh rupees):
In 2015, the Hindu Mahasabha, among the leading organisation involved in the Ram Mandir issue, alleged the BJP-affiliate Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP) of carrying out donation scam of over βΉ1,400 crore (US$180 million) over the construction of the temple. The VHP denied this allegation.[19]. In 2019, the national spokesperson of the Nirmohi Akhara, Mahant Sitaram Das, accused the VHP of carrying out a βΉ1,400 crore (US$180 million) scam over the temple.[18] The former Chief Ministers of Karnataka, H. D. Kumaraswamy and Siddaramaiah, now the current Chief Minister of the state, strongly questioned the methods of fund collection.[112][113] After failing to raise the desired amount, the headmistress of a Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh school experienced bullying, and was subsequently suspended.[114][115]
The new temple is called Ram Mandir and features many wonders - including not just one but TWO idols of baby Jesus Ram 
In January 2023, two 60 million-year-old Shaligram rocks, 26 tonnes and 14 tonnes respectively, were sent from the Gandaki river in Nepal. These rocks were used to carve the idol of Ram Lalla in the sanctum sanctorum.[103]
Ammonites and Antiseptic
What's a Shaligram, you ask?
Turns out these ignorant motherlovers worship fossils 
How the heck is it 26 tonnes though?
Apparently, the designation extends to anything vaguely round 
The Pranatoshani Tantra[9] states that:
- The merit gained by worshipping Vishnu in a Shalagrama shila once is equivalent to that of conducting a thousand Rajasuya yajnas and donating the entire earth.
- All sorts of sins whether perceived in mind or committed in deeds for an entire year are destroyed by donating a Shalagrama shila to a brahmin.
- The person who worships together 12 Shalagrama shilas for a single day earns the merit equivalent of worshipping 12 crore Shivalingas with lotuses made out of gold and residing in Varanasi for eight days.
- The person who worships together 100 Shalagrama shilas attains Maharloka after death and is reborn as an emperor.
In all fairness, Christcucks had shit like this. Worship one fingernail of the Hail Mary and all your sins will be forgiven. Donate your fields to the Pope and he'll bless you with 1,000,000 purgatories. However, that was hundreds of years ago, before the reformation, when the average European carted dung and corpses. No sane human being believes in such nonsense today.
Most of India is still within the grips of an odious and r-slurred ideology - casteism - decades after Dr. Ambedkar abolished it. What happens if, heaven forfend, a poojeet of the wrong caste 
touches one of these magical fossils?
The Pranatoshani Tantra[9] states that nobody except initiated brahmins are allowed to touch a Shalagrama shila. On being touched by somebody other than an initiated brahmin, the Shalagrama shila must be cleansed with panchagavya. However all persons are allowed to be the yajamana for the worship of a Shalagrama shila.
Poncho agave. Sounds sterile, wholesome and nourishing. A true cleansing potion produced by skilled ayurvedic practitioners, no doubt 
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No two groups of extremists were introduced before that sentence.
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So you know how there is a sub group of whites in the west who just hate black people for being black and nothing else and may not even have ever met and interacted with a black person beyond seeing them on the other side of the street?
We have a similar sub group among the Hindus in India ( and the muslims, and the Christians, and the .....). Who end up learning to hate Muslims through community word of mouth growing up. ( Just like how there are definitely bad black ghetto trash to give reasons to hate them similarly you have terrorist attacks and wars with Pakistan and the bloodshed when India was split to cause that hate of Islam ).
So to avoid giving in to the demands of the sub groups of Hindus for whom the building of the Ram Mandir is about putting the muslims in their place, in the older days ( Earlier than a decade ), the courts delayed things ( as per above poster ) to not let them feel that their movement was justified. On the other hand, to stop the muslims from feeling empowered in an Us vs them mentality by letting another Masjid be built back on the spot where the last one was destroyed ( which ran a very high risk of another future riot as well ), and would have seen a celebration of it in Pakistan and among the Kashmir Radical muslims, the court went out of its way ( according to original poster ) to not let the muslims get a W either.
Basically, the Indian elite in the past decades had determined that all the strongly religious in India are kind of r-slurred, so the elite just try to balance all the plates together without dropping one. Which is why you will see an extreme cultural divergence between the Indian elite and the Indian middle class when it comes to values and mindsets.
However, the gap is disappearing in recent years as the upper class Indians are becoming more conservative and there is a rising unified Indian identity backed by a constantly rising economy even as minority groups are "put in their rightful places".
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Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.
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It was obvious who the two groups were - Hindutvaoids and Jihadoids.
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