I the Imam of Imams have made this place my virtual mosque to spread the wisdom and light of Allah and the Prophet PBUH. Through weeks of spreading the word I have seen the power of Allah spread throughout this community. However, we are still not close to growing the ummah to suitable levels to ensure this places spot in Jannah. This board is still full of Kaffirs which isn't so much a problem, the problem is these Kaffirs have followers. Inpassionata has somehow managed to claim 23 followers, that is 23 hapless souls who are unwittingly ensuring their eternal soul to the hellfires of jahannam while I have only saved 5 souls, just five people have ensured a place next to Osama, grand mufti ted kacznski, grand mullah Masterlawz, the Prophet (PBUH), and of course Allah. I will continue to spread the word and teachings of the Prophet (PBUH) as his words and wisdom is needed now more than ever, particularly in the sick western world.
Allahu Akbar
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Living in Western Society is the greatest test I have ever faced, but my soul is armored in Faith. The will of Allah banishes any doubt or regret, and I have seen his glory burn away the darkness. I have seen His indominable ferocity unleashed upon his countless enemies. I saw courage and honor displayed in His name. No fortress could withstand his wrath, no fury could overcome His protection. Allah's light cleanses the darkest corruption, sunders even the strongest curse. His glory brings salvation to those who embrace His ideals, and even the fallen are offered a chance at redemption in his service. Sacrifice, duty, honor, and courage, these are what Allah requires of us.
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Beautifully said brother, your faith in him is undeniable, unshakable, unstoppable.
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I find this very problematic.
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Is it? To me this just seems obvious given that men are polygynous (want to sleep around as much as possible) while women are hypergamous (want the best man possible). Both genders get what they want here.
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Women should be given 71 virgins they refuse humiliatingly. Just like men's 72 virgins regrow hymens, women's 71 virgins should be compelled to try and be refused again every heavenly day.
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This is literally just a day in the life of an average foid whoβs not a fatty
Especially on rdrama
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The issue I have with it is that having to live with 72 foids is closer to my idea of jahannam than Jannah. Please confirm for us there is bussy in Jannah @Grand_Imam_Talichad
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Jannah is your personal paradise brother, whatever you wish will be done
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Thank you brozzer
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while there is some difference there rightoids exaggerate it and totally ignore every other s*x difference, of which there are many (such as women caring way less about appearance and more about environment, relations, context, feel, etc, which makes the rightoids and incel cope hard lmao) to emphasize that (men also want the best woman possible to a very dramatic extent). Itβs technically half true but they take it as bible and overdo it way too much
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Just that, not the r*pe, murder, and child molestation the "prophet" also engaged in?
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It figures that such a heaven would be problematically sexist.
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Lead the way and me and my 97 disciples will follow what Allah has set out for you to do
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I hope you evict any tenant that fails to perform his Salat five times daily.
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Absolutely based. Don't forget the Zakat that they must also give regularly to their landlord.
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Brother if the kaffir refuse to see the light of their own volition, you know what must be done. Sound the trumpets of Jihad βπΎ
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Last time I was in USA the American Punjabis were running a massive media campaign to inform mayo Americans that, "We wear turbans but we are Punjabi Americans and not scary Muslims. We didn't do 911 that was the Muslims."
And they had Punjabi guys in USA flag turbans dancing to Bollywood music in the background. The commercial ended with, "Paid for by the Punjabi American coalition to let you know we're totally not Muslims."
I thought it was kinda weird but the message got across. Effective advertising.
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I love my country but the fact that we let leafs wander about unraked is beginning to take some of the sparkle off.
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Talk to your border patrol people, they literally just let me walk in.
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no i already know that islam is right about women
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It only accepts the 1st 7, so anything after 7 doesn't matter.
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You can tell this is addressed to mayo foids because brown women already know it's oppression but the mayos aren't smart enough to stand up for their s*x.
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Relevant for 1300 years: http://prophetofdoom.net/
If you're willing to see truth and have a strong stomach, read this. Or be an ignoramus.
https://archive.md/q0TMn because it doesn't stay online reliably
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Inshallah, brother. Any chance Allah could replace those virgins with bussy though? Just asking.
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Brother, the labour of spreading the word of Allah is a reward unto itself.
When I show the kuffar the light I am filled with warmth and childlike joy
He is Allah, the Creator, the Inventor, the Fashioner; to Him belong the best names. Whatever is in the heavens and earth is exalting Him. And He is the Exalted in Might, the Wise
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That hijab looks too tight and immodest, and look at that makeup slathered all over her face. Ukhti would be much better off with a chador and some wet wipes
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PBUH
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Call 1-800-666-ISLAM
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Don't worry, Jesus' got me.
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Plenty of real estate next to God for you non-heathens, just saying.
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nice peepee bro. a little on the small side, but the shape is overall pretty symmetrical, and your balls have just the right amount of hair.
Snapshots:
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