I am worried about the souls of my brothers and this board

I the Imam of Imams have made this place my virtual mosque to spread the wisdom and light of Allah and the Prophet PBUH. Through weeks of spreading the word I have seen the power of Allah spread throughout this community. However, we are still not close to growing the ummah to suitable levels to ensure this places spot in Jannah. This board is still full of Kaffirs which isn't so much a problem, the problem is these Kaffirs have followers. Inpassionata has somehow managed to claim 23 followers, that is 23 hapless souls who are unwittingly ensuring their eternal soul to the hellfires of jahannam while I have only saved 5 souls, just five people have ensured a place next to Osama, grand mufti ted kacznski, grand mullah Masterlawz, the Prophet (PBUH), and of course Allah. I will continue to spread the word and teachings of the Prophet (PBUH) as his words and wisdom is needed now more than ever, particularly in the sick western world.

Allahu Akbar

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Living in Western Society is the greatest test I have ever faced, but my soul is armored in Faith. The will of Allah banishes any doubt or regret, and I have seen his glory burn away the darkness. I have seen His indominable ferocity unleashed upon his countless enemies. I saw courage and honor displayed in His name. No fortress could withstand his wrath, no fury could overcome His protection. Allah's light cleanses the darkest corruption, sunders even the strongest curse. His glory brings salvation to those who embrace His ideals, and even the fallen are offered a chance at redemption in his service. Sacrifice, duty, honor, and courage, these are what Allah requires of us.

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Beautifully said brother, your faith in him is undeniable, unshakable, unstoppable.

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In Islam, the concept of 72 virgins (houri) refers to an aspect of Jannah (Paradise). This concept is grounded in Qur'anic text which describe a sensual Paradise where believing men are rewarded by being wed[1] to virgins with "full grown", "swelling" or "pears-shaped" breasts.[2][3] Conversly, women will be provided with only one man, and they "will be satisfied with him".[4]

I find this very problematic.

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Is it? To me this just seems obvious given that men are polygynous (want to sleep around as much as possible) while women are hypergamous (want the best man possible). Both genders get what they want here.

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Women should be given 71 virgins they refuse humiliatingly. Just like men's 72 virgins regrow hymens, women's 71 virgins should be compelled to try and be refused again every heavenly day.

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This is literally just a day in the life of an average foid who’s not a fatty

Especially on rdrama

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The issue I have with it is that having to live with 72 foids is closer to my idea of jahannam than Jannah. Please confirm for us there is bussy in Jannah @Grand_Imam_Talichad

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Jannah is your personal paradise brother, whatever you wish will be done

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Thank you brozzer

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while there is some difference there rightoids exaggerate it and totally ignore every other s*x difference, of which there are many (such as women caring way less about appearance and more about environment, relations, context, feel, etc, which makes the rightoids and incel cope hard lmao) to emphasize that (men also want the best woman possible to a very dramatic extent). It’s technically half true but they take it as bible and overdo it way too much

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Just that, not the r*pe, murder, and child molestation the "prophet" also engaged in?

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It figures that such a heaven would be problematically sexist.

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Lead the way and me and my 97 disciples will follow what Allah has set out for you to do

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I hope you evict any tenant that fails to perform his Salat five times daily.

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Absolutely based. Don't forget the Zakat that they must also give regularly to their landlord.

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Brother if the kaffir refuse to see the light of their own volition, you know what must be done. Sound the trumpets of Jihad ☝🏾

Narrated Qais: Jarir said "Allah's Apostle said to me, "Won't you relieve me from Dhul-Khalasa?" I replied, "Yes, (I will relieve you)." So I proceeded along with one-hundred and fifty cavalry from Ahmas tribe who were skillful in riding horses. I used not to sit firm over horses, so I informed the Prophet of that, and he stroke my chest with his hand till I saw the marks of his hand over my chest and he said, O Allah! Make him firm and one who guides others and is guided (on the right path).' Since then I have never fallen from a horse. Dhul-l--Khulasa was a house in Yemen belonging to the tribe of Khatham and Bajaila, and in it there were idols which were worshipped, and it was called Al-Ka'ba." Jarir went there, burnt it with fire and dismantled it. When Jarir reached Yemen, there was a man who used to foretell and give good omens by casting arrows of divination. Someone said to him. "The messenger of Allah's Apostle is present here and if he should get hold of you, he would chop off your neck." One day while he was using them (i.e. arrows of divination), Jarir stopped there and said to him, "Break them (i.e. the arrows) and testify that None has the right to be worshipped except Allah, or else I will chop off your neck." So the man broke those arrows and testified that none has the right to be worshipped except Allah. Then Jarir sent a man called Abu Artata from the tribe of Ahmas to the Prophet to convey the good news (of destroying Dhu-l-Khalasa). So when the messenger reached the Prophet, he said, "O Allah's Apostle! By Him Who sent you with the Truth, I did not leave it till it was like a scabby camel." Then the Prophet blessed the horses of Ahmas and their men five times.


Sahih Bukhari 5:59:643

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Last time I was in USA the American Punjabis were running a massive media campaign to inform mayo Americans that, "We wear turbans but we are Punjabi Americans and not scary Muslims. We didn't do 911 that was the Muslims."

And they had Punjabi guys in USA flag turbans dancing to Bollywood music in the background. The commercial ended with, "Paid for by the Punjabi American coalition to let you know we're totally not Muslims."

I thought it was kinda weird but the message got across. Effective advertising.

:marseytunaktunak: β‰  :marseyisis:

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I love my country but the fact that we let leafs wander about unraked is beginning to take some of the sparkle off.

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Talk to your border patrol people, they literally just let me walk in.

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Questions about Islam and women?

no i already know that islam is right about women

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8 digit NA phone number

:marseydoubt: :marseyhmm:

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It only accepts the 1st 7, so anything after 7 doesn't matter.

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You can tell this is addressed to mayo foids because brown women already know it's oppression but the mayos aren't smart enough to stand up for their s*x.

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Relevant for 1300 years: http://prophetofdoom.net/

If you're willing to see truth and have a strong stomach, read this. Or be an ignoramus.

https://archive.md/q0TMn because it doesn't stay online reliably

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Inshallah, brother. Any chance Allah could replace those virgins with bussy though? Just asking.

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Brother, the labour of spreading the word of Allah is a reward unto itself.

When I show the kuffar the light I am filled with warmth and childlike joy


He is Allah, the Creator, the Inventor, the Fashioner; to Him belong the best names. Whatever is in the heavens and earth is exalting Him. And He is the Exalted in Might, the Wise

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That hijab looks too tight and immodest, and look at that makeup slathered all over her face. Ukhti would be much better off with a chador and some wet wipes

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PBUH


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Call 1-800-666-ISLAM

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Don't worry, Jesus' got me.

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just five people have ensured a place next to Osama, grand mufti ted kacznski, grand mullah Masterlawz, the Prophet (PBUH), and of course Allah (SWT).

Plenty of real estate next to God for you non-heathens, just saying.

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nice peepee bro. a little on the small side, but the shape is overall pretty symmetrical, and your balls have just the right amount of hair.

Snapshots:

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