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EFFORTPOST [Effortpost] The Horus Heresy is officially over. Here's some :marseysneed: and :marseyfortykeks:

https://archived.moe/tg/thread/91714888

								

								

Background

Warhammer 40k is the worlds most popular tabletop miniatures wargame and attracts over 9000 nerds every year to empty their wallets buying overpriced figures. The Horus Heresy (HH) is a time period set in the 10,000 years before Warhammer 40k, thus it is called 30k for short. It was supposed to be about the good times before the galaxy turned to shit and war all the time, but when they decided to write 500 books about the HH it all sounded suspiciously similar to the grimdarkness of 40k.

If you don't know anything about this series I want you to read every word on this page and then click every link. I will explain no further because you're not entitled to my emotional labor sweaty. :marseyindignant: (https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Horus_Heresy)

Now that the final book is out and the Horus Heresy is over let's see what the fa/tg/uys on a mongolian basket weaving forum think.

Now that the most epic novel series in history has ended, what do you think about it? What is your general opinion of the Horus Heresy?

I think it's based because it made fat stacks of cash :#marseycapitalistmanlet: caring about anything besides profit motive is for lorestrags :#soywarhammer:

Kind of underwhelming, but that's more or less what I was expecting it to be.

fpbp :marseyhesboo:

It should have remained an uncertain vaguely defined mythic past. The demystification of the Horus Heresy is the single most damaging thing GW has done to the setting since its inception. And all that damage, just for a hundred books of daddy issue shlock. Jesus Christ.

:#marseyoverseether: :#marsey40k:

Elaborating on what happened in Horus Heresy ruined the whole mood of the HH setting. Horus Heresy should've been the tales of epic battles and conflicting myths that historians had to argue on which ones were the truths. It should've been the Epic of Gilgamesh of 40k, but instead we got fricking capeshit into it.

Nerds screw everything by insisting every loose thread or unclarified apocrypha get a spin off series running twleve seasons minimum with a breakfast cereal.

:#marseydisney: :#marseyfunko: (also I think they have 40k funkopops :marseyghostlaugh: )

>frick there's so many contradictory accounts of who runs into the throne room, plus we have our pet characters we want to shove in there too

>what the frick are we going to do

>how about we have all of them conga line in?

>genius, print it!

It's hilariously stupid

:#marseyhesright:

I read the first half dozen and a couple of others. I might read a few more of the ones that cover actually significant events rather than just treading water. Eventually. Perpetuals are still r-slurred.

They ruined more than they add, but I do enjoy the odd novels here and there. I just wish they'd lean more into the vagueness of it all, like having conflicting information between novels and characters, just to make it less a canon novel and more in-universe records of the events. Also >>91714956 is correct, Perpetual is an r-slured concept.

In case you're wondering a perpetual is an author invention where they thought inserting random human OCs that are totes immortal, and come back from the dead in a setting about constant war and dying, would be super cool and not dampen the setting or their heroic sacrifices at all. :marseyclueless:

:gigachadqueen: (I haven't read these books so don't ask me to elaborate on my smugposting about someone else smugposting) :gigachadqueen:

In the end, was there some nameless soldier torn to shreds by Horus in front of the Emprah or not? I don't care enough to read 500 pages.

More or less. He's a perpetual, so he's got a lot more experience with a guardsmen (which understandably pisses a lot of people off) but he is ultimately just a guy armed with a lasgun and his balls.

>Originally just a marine

>Fans take the idea and make it of a normal relatively unremarkable dude, the whole point being that its not anyone important, just a normal man standing there.

>It becomes incredibly popular, to the point where you have to remind people its not the origional story

>BL takes the idea and missed the entire point by making him a perpetual, some immortal (for no reason) super hero that they inserted for no reason

Gosh, this was all a huge mistake.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Vhk9HwPx3TO0w/giphy.webp

The single worst thing about the series is making the setting revolve around highlander knockoffs, who have no relevance to anything outside their novels, except to be OC donut steals for the authors to mouth off with. Even though the emperor, pre-history, and arguably primarchs should have remained mysterious and ambiguous, the lore of the perpetuals sucks in its own right even prior to considering how much else they shut the door on and devalue.

:#marseyweeb: For the zoomers in the audience https://media.giphy.com/media/5Sph4aGQ9Zf0s/giphy.webp

this is a good point. Perpetuals are such a spectacularely tone-deaf and useless addition that it feels like a shitpost. They could not have made the feeling of the setting more awkwardly inconsistent if they had decided that every 200th person born in the Imperium has a big dildo growing out of their forehead but up till now nobody has mentioned them - now though, read all about Inquisitor dildohead and make your own dildohead space marine chapter and didn't you know that Dante has a dildo growing out of his forehead under his mask?

:#marseykink: dildoman is living rent free :#marseyrentfree:

The lore speculations as to what he was were more interesting than being told that he was just one of many randomly born highlanders who overlevelled and bit off more than he could chew in PVP with the chaos gods, because he was too toxically masculine to listen to the "earth mother" and the whiny narcissist perpetuals who critically sabotaged him.

:#armstrongrunning: :#marseychaosdunk: :#marseyslaanesh: :#marseynurgle: :#marseykhorne: :#marseytzeentch:

bc he was too :#marseybeefcake: to listen to :#proudsinglemom: and :#!soyjakanimeglasses:

Plus perpetuals are fricking dumb. Throw that shit in the trash. Emps should have been the last of the Men of Gold trying desperately to right the sinking ship after the DAoT. He gained huge psychic power by devouring the Sigilittes of which he spares Malcador because he defected. This allows him to be seen both as "the best of humanity" seeing as the men of gold were the best. A "shaman gestalt" if you see the Sigilittes as shaman. & a powerful relic of the DAoT in being the last truly powerful figure of that time. In my headcanon this is the best way to bring it all together. You don't need to agree with me

:#marseyhmm: this is not the worst idea I've heard, and I've read a lot of trash opinions on /tg/ :#slimecurious:

>Erebus

>The anathame

>Changing the ending

There were so many problems but these are probably the greatest ones. Black Library comes out looking so fricking mid from this series. Forget the promise of a golden, nigh-mythical age of which so much has been forgotten. Forget the promise of legendary demigods encompassing all the greatness and good of mankind falling into the rank madness of Chaos in payment for their sins, for they are just playthings of a single super-plotter who walks around with evil tattooed on his face.

:#marseybeanimp: :#marsey69:

Erebus and the Anathame being the prime cause weakened the entire Horus Heresy because it instantly made readers ask why couldn't someone have just realized he was a fricking sus mofo and knifed him before he did anything with the magic McGuffin. It was so damaging that they had to damage control and go "nononono, Horus was already turning on the Emperor and his brothers before this! It's not because some mook with a knife tainted him!" when, of course, that's literally how they portrayed it. And Erebus just conveniently shows up everywhere to serve as the prime motivator

:#marseysus: :#marseybackstab:

Erebus and the Anathame basically read like the authors thought the audience would be too stupid to understand resentment, jealousy, ambition, and pride driving the most powerful of warlords to rise up against their father, so BL decided that they needed a real antagonist and a magic item to make plot happen at the start of the series.

Speak your truth King :marseyking:

In the original (real) 40k background, Horus is an obvious Lucifer figure who takes half the angels with him instead of a third because it's a grimmer, darker, edgier setting. He was the best of the Emperor's Primarchs but comes to believe he can run things better than the Emperor himself and so turns on him. This fits with him continuing the crusade, doing all the work as far as he can see, yet being told to just turn over everything he has conquered to his father. Why? Having seen all he has seen, met the corruption of chaos on the fringes beyond mankind, being the best warlord he knows of, trusted by his men, why not conquer the Imperium for himself?

:#marsey666black:

All the headcannonn the authors madeup about the Emperor making a webway is meant to explain the question the original story begged

>what is the Emperor busy with that's more important than the crusade? Why can't he keep leading on the frontline? Is he just lazy?

but it replaces one problem with another

>why couldn't the Emperor simply tell the primarchs what he was up to?

>or get someone like Pertubo or Dorn or Ferrus to help him build faster

>why the need for secrecy from his own?

:#marseyhmm:

"perpetuals" one of the worst concepts introduced by the bad writers. There are multiple earlier explanations of the Emperor's origin which are better. Rick Priestly's unofficial headcanon (as it was supposed to be a mystery allowing the player to create his own story) was the Emperor was an AI from the Dark Age of Tech who needed psychic souls to run. The reason it seemed so callous was because it did completely lack sympathy. It led for mankind to survive at all costs with no consideration given the suffering of an individual imperial serf. Like Caesar's ideal for the Legion in FNV.

:#marseychudsnappyactivated:

Another superior origin for the Emperor from earlier was a bunch of shaman, noticing how daemons born of human emotions were getting more powerful, and starting to eat them thereby empowering themselves and preventing psykers from reincarnating, performed a ritual of group-suicide, whereby they all merged in the warp to make 1 super-psyer, more powerful than any of the daemons, and reincarnate as this ubermensch.

:#marseyemperor:

:#soysnoo6: Also, here's some gay redditors talking about the book: https://old.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/1ad2xca/just_finished_end_and_the_death_vol_iii_and_now

:#soyruto: People spoiling it: https://old.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/1ac2nzm/the_end_and_the_death_vol_iii_spoilers_summary

:#soyconsoomer: People complaining they can't buy the book: https://old.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/1ac2nzm/the_end_and_the_death_vol_iii_spoilers_summary

@jannys please do the sneedful and pin this effortpost

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Wait, so the empire wasn't even halfway decent to live in before 40k? What the heck was the point, then?

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Horus Heresy was created to sell 18 more space marine factions for a game already choked with them.

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Horus heresy was always in the lore but for some reason they decided to make a whole new game based off of warhammer40k 7th edition that was only space marines so it would be perfectly balanced that nobody played yet bought the minis for to use in 40k

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It was a local maximum :marseynerd2: The point was to make 40k players to buy more space marines.

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There was a golden age, then i think warp storms made warp travel impossible for thousands of years, then warp travel becomes possible again, the emperor shows up and begins reunifying all the colonised planets. Things would have been better pre-heresy because i dont think they had encountered any of the other tabletop factions yet except maybe orks. The existence of Chaos was a secret that not even the primarchs knew about. So they weren't in grimdark there is only war mode but it wasn't all sunshine and daisies either.

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You are thinking of the age of strife.

The golden age was the Dark Age of Technology (DAOT), this was the time when human technology was at its peak and AI was a big part of human civilization. Then you had the cybernetic AI revolt where entire suns and planets were getting devoured in the conflict by giant nanoswarms and that was just your random Tuesday across the galaxy.

For reasons unknown mankind survived the AI wars and it was after this that you had the emergence of psykers among the human species in noticeable numbers, which resulted in the age of strife when all the planets that did not exterminate their psykers had them all blow up like bombs in best case scenarios and turn into demon portals in worse case scenarios when the Aeldari empire collapsed in on itself and created a new warp rift in the galaxy during the birth of Slaanesh in real space.

Warp travel became possible again after the age of strife when the birth of Slaanesh had blown all the warp networks across the galaxy up but then there was a lull in warp space as the chaos Gods stabilized once again.

The emperor showed up around the time after the age of strife and united Earth again and stabilized the human genome which had degraded and become too mutated for a common human baseline to exist. So the emperor pretty much brought baseline humanity back from extinction. Then from Earth he conquered Mars, Luna, and the solar system, then after killing the thunder warriors started his journey of conquering across the galaxy.

Pre heresy they had encourtered Orks, Aeldari, and Necron ( as per later stories set in 40k referencing past events ). The Tau were in their stone age during pre heresy times.

One or two of the primarchs were told about demons by the emperor. They did encounter chaos but due to how stable and quiet the warp was at that point in time the few cases were deemed interdimensional aliens and shushed.

They absolutely were in grimdark there is only war mode. The difference between 30k and 40k is like the difference between WW2 Germany during its winning phase and Germany during its losing phase. The Primarchs were by default warrior generals, some of the insane and sadistic. They were busy exterminating innumerable alien species and human civilizations that either did not submit or had a genome mutation that made them deviate too far from acceptable baseline for what counted as human.

All of this is a recollection so some details might be wrong.

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Posts like this is why I do Heroine.

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Golden Age of Humanity 10k to 20k

Eldar Gangbang a God 20k - 30k = OH SHIT BIPOC

30k attempting to reclaim what was once the good shit

Its essentially the tale of white people trying to retake a major city fallen into disrepair because of minorities and drug addicts, and then it falling back into disrepair because of minorities and drug addicts because of hedonism.

So I guess San Francisco or maybe London.

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Nah, mayos opened up the warp. They ruin everything as always.

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White women: What if we just lowered the Gellar field for a second, as a treat?

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Minorities destroying cities and hedonism is when neighborhood property prices decline and I see two black guys at the same time on the street.

:marseygigaretard:

Toughen up kitty

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40k timeline basically goes like this

-9000 years ago some peepee commits murder, humanity doomed by space magic as a result

Today, boring

Future, good briefly

Oops AI robots rose up and killed everyone oh shit oh frick

Oops intergalactic nuclear war, earth is shithole

Oh thank god the emperor is here to save us all and genocide the non-humans

Awww shit nvm we space fascism now

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BECAUSE GRIMDARK :#marsey40k: SELLS :#marseycapitalistmanlet: BIGOT :#marseyracist:

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Because every option outside of it is even worse that the entire point of grimdark.

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The empire was better than getting kidnapped by torture interdimensional elves, or getting stomped by war fungus, or getting captured by multiple homicidal alien species vying for power.

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Nerds screw everything by insisting every loose thread or unclarified apocrypha get a spin off series running twleve seasons minimum with a breakfast cereal.

:#marseyagreefast:

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40K was cooler when everyone had no idea why they were all fighting.

/r/40klore is all about different primarchs and that's gay af

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Wasn't shit fricked in 30K anyway? It was still the dark ages in space, not Mass Effect. Trans lives matter.


LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

THIS POST EXISTS ON NATIVE LAND, AND WE RECOGNIZE THE PLIGHT OF THE NATIVE PALESTINIAN PEOPLE.

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Yes humanity was a shitshow even in 30k but when the Emperor was around, humanity was a virulently racist space atheist empire instead of a virulently racist space Catholic empire. Part of the tragedy was always supposed to be how the emperor accidentally turbofricked everything with his brilliant superhuman giga-genius plans.

Much of it relates to him being a peepee to his edgy tradcath son who thinks daddy is space jesus, leading to various hijinks that probably doom humanity by destroying the "human webway" (hidden dimension for traveling super fast)

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It's like the difference between would you rather live in a palace surrounded by slums or would you rather everybody lived in slums?

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Yeah im with the fa/tg/uys. Frick perpetuals, and frick Abnett. Overrated as frick. His capeshit crap that hes forced into everything has made me drop the siege of terra, i dont care about karen taking the kids, and that "dark king" bullshit sounds so goddarn soy fueled i cant believe its not a comic book.

Good to know i can juat save me the money. I really cant explain how much i hate perpetuals and everything related to them.

(From the /tg/ thread):

It's a historical account, so I treat it like most historians do: Cherry pick the bits you like, ignore the rest, and pretend all the especially gay shit never happened

:#marseyhesright:

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They added the Cabal, a xeno conspiracy full of weird and bizarre species that have been subtly groomed to believe Humanity are harbingers of the Alien Antichrist so they must be destroyed, only to hand wave them away in the next book :marseysteaming:

Xeno players cucked by Space Marines yet again. :marseygiveup:

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I don't know anything about Warhammer I just pirate Tau models because the robots look cool.


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You should check out the niche aliens threads on /r/40klore some of them are honestly fun.

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Perpetuals sound pretty gay ngl

Haven't ready any perpetual books though so can't comment beyond the concept being r-slurred

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They feel in my heart like a way to update or rewrite the Sensei from Rogue Trader. Ollanius Person and John Grammaticus are annoying as shit though.

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I remember reading about Sensei on 1d4chan once, sounded pretty cringe tbh

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It was.

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From what I've gathered, Legion was where Abnett pitched a whole load of out there ideas expecting the editors in charge to negotiate him back to a more reasonable story, and they basically went "yeah sounds good here's your deadline"

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lmao

Total editor death

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The best HH novel by a mile is MoM and i will die on that hill. You can burn every other one.

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Isn't that the widely panned one that makes the Emperor just some incel with autism? lol

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:marseyme#:

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First Heretic was better

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Unironcially pirate everything yet still give games workshop a third of your monthly income

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I liked the perpetuals.

Dark king was fun in my opinion.

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40k is such an interesting fandom because it started as ironic fascism, morphed in actual fascism and then took a hard antifascist turn at the end. And throughout all of that it was never good.

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Chuds still get 99% of the fascist fiction from them being the bad guys in other narratives (and history). The only difference is theyll now make it lame and gay and constantly hammer home how bad fascists are in case you didn't know.

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found the incel

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:marseywave2:

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>is for everyone

>except Russians, canadians and australians

>90% of our money comes from chuds anyway

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wait what about the canadians and russians?

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They refuse to sell to russians because of the war.

They also hate canadians and Australians, the exchange rate is 30x in their favor over reality

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#1 makes sense

#2 and 3 also make sense, why should Canadians and australians be part of a fair trade agreement with the rest of the free world?

They're not free, and never will be.

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I dont know if you have ever looked at whatever gw uses for Australia conversions its criminal

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Thats a fair price for criminals

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:marseypuke:

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It also got taken over by the trans community near the end remember that.

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WH 40k is probably better off in cute twink nerd's hands than the writers.

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I'm not sure any of the writers are strags tbh, they all look like generic brittish white nerds (overweight, bald, bad teeth, good jowels) :marseynorf: no squinting tho

I did see some photos of the guys who made the wargame in the 80s, some of them look like cool grunge dudes you'd see at a Nirvanna concert :marseynirvana:

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He looks pretty cool for a Brit, ngl

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Wasn't Andy and Orc/ Goblin guy? He was one of the good ones. Maybe Ork/gretchin

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!effortposters here's another one :marseymoreyouknow:

!ummah the crusade is finally over :marseycrusader: :marseytaliban:

!incels a long running novel series about celibate bros in a great crusade has ended. How does this make you feel? :marseyfeelsgoodman:

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>effortpost

>"read this link or frick off, cute twink"

:marseypath#etic:

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Sorry to hear that basic sarcasm is beyond you, must be tough having

:#autism:

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actually i was joking, so now you have :marseyautism:

and we're :marseynouautism:

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If you say so autismo-bae

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I used to love BL books and the HH series when they were first starting out a decade plus ago. Recently I tried to read some BL stuff for fun as I was getting back into 40k and the writing is garbage. Even Dan Abnetts stuff is just utter trash

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@Allende always sounded bussy-pilled to me :#platybussy:

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Sweet sweet bussy

:#marseychefkiss:

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99% of novels are just time wasters, not sure why you expected any different

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I read his Gaunts Ghost book and it was pretty enjoyable, but it was mostly sci-fi band of brothers and it was a good decade before all publishers required authors to be disabled transwomen of color sharing their experiences.

I tried reading a 40k short story collection on the plane once and it was unbelievable garbage.

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Gaunts ghosts are bad. I read some and it's schlock, and not good schlock either.

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:#marseytheyhaterhermessage:

Made it halfway through the second book and dropped it.

Abnett is just not actually that good.

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You're both wrong and should die :marseybeheading:

I've read the first three. The second book is definitely the weakest since half of it is short stories but the third book is about defending a besieged hive city and its kino.

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As far as military scifi goes its decent. Andy Remic is real schlock (I have read everything he's written and I love it so much)

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You've got to be really selective about it, Sturgeon's Law is in full effect.

Peter Fehervari has done some really good ones in his Dark Coil series, and most of what Chris Wraight touches is gold because he's the best writer they have.

Notably both of them still have hair :marseythinkorino:

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:marseytzeentch: :marseyslaanesh: :marseynurgle: :marseykhorne: :marseychaosemerald:

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When you put it that way he is the best character

>for killing gary stus and mary sues

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found the incel

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Hi Bot, I'm Ovaritt

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Erebus deserves to be lynched.

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17th legion on top bay beeeeeeeeee

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Imagine reading a 64 book series for your miniatures game.

I read the first 3 and got bored.

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I think the first three are good enough to get people hooked and get hype started. After the hype starts nerds with absolute zero standards will keep it go ad nauseum by talking about it and theorizing about it constantly on their geek-incel social media of choice.

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Yeah, I enjoyed them, Horus fighting Nurgle's demons was cool as was Horus's initiation into Choas.

By the end of the 3rd the scope was becoming way too big and it was obvious to me that there would be diminishing returns on the next 60 fricking books I would have to dedicate a significant portion of my life reading.

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How fast do you read King? I have no desire to but I think I could read one of the books every other day.

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I probably spent about a week for each. 61 days is still more time than I'm willing to give for one story.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/XOFsOM3MnuWEE/giphy.webp

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That's some impressive skimming, it takes me about 2 hours to read the average novel and I read fast.

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I'm a stay at home mom, I don't need to skim I've got plenty of time on my hands

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I've never read any 40k lore outside of the marketing promos.

40k lore is best enjoyed on a superficial level. I don't need to know why the primarchs have daddy issues, but its pretty cool that you've got space Vikings and Mongols and Arthurian knights and shit.

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I got 7 books in and enjoyed some of them quite a bit but after a while I remembered life is short, I could read this or fricking Hemingway or American Pyscho so I did that instead

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I like lore :tayshrug:

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now what backstory are they going to milk?

probably still the horus heresy

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They've got 10k years to milk. The redittors in the bottom thread are already begging for post HH Primarch stories. Pretty pathetic ngl :#marseybongosnoo:

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They have the Beast serries a few years ago which is like Warhammer 32k

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What's that about

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Beast

1500 years after HH

one OP Ork lead a massive invasion into Imperium

biggest event after HH and last for 12 novels

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Wdym they've got the 41k story now it's super popular and everyone loves it :marseyclueless:

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can't wait for the inevitable reveal of the 2 missing chapters. they are going to be female space marines because warhammer is for everyone chud.

:#marseychudgenocide:

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Ever notice how every redditor that constantly clamors for Female Space Marines is either a :marseytrain: or a male feminist? I guess that describes 90% of reddit anyways.

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I've seen that before, it would be hillarious if it were still the tumblr era before all these freakshows invaded the real world

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Ever notice how every redditor that constantly clamors for Female Space Marines is either a :marseytrain: or a male feminist?

And doesn't play the game. Anyone who knows what nuln oil tastes like can tell you that the faction foids want is nids, not FSM

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Yep, biofoids play either Tyranids or some flavor of Eldar. Nothing else.

I take that bag, some oldhags play with metal SoB

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The Rangda Cerebvores got 1 and the other was too fricked up by the Warp when he was sent to his shithole homeworld and he abandoned the Imperium.

My headcanon :marseyindignant:

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My headcanon is one got eaten by the rangda, and the other got killed by leman and/or lionel for trying to cooperate with aliens.

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Horus did nothing wrong

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:#marseyfortykeks:

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