waits that photo

that description

THAT AGE

>25

THAT LOCATION

>DENMARK

THOSE CLUBS

>/fit/, rdrama

THE GENDER

>MAN

HOLY FLIPPING HECK

@PoonstaryerCaribeaner FRICKING DOXED

Holy shit this is a wealth of mental illness and reaction memes

https://duoleak.acid.im/man/271

I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my butt while GOONING. I enter breads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscelebrates, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent peepee the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of c*m tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' breads. For each one of those breads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to c*m at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Reindeer!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my peepee diamond. Every time I'm in the naughty list, I punish myself by ratcheting my butt-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least c*m to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!

!moidmoment

https://archive.org/details/duolicious_analysis/page/44/mode/2up

I'm gonna take a look in the analysis and pick out some of the points I found funny:

We are also deeply grateful to the owner of duolicious, who graciously allowed us to crawl all the users and images on their platform without any restrictions. This access has been crucial in collecting the data necessary for our research, and we appreciate the trust they have placed in us to use their resources responsibly.

this app was a glowie operation to steal data

During the analysis, we encountered several instances of unrealistic height values for both men and women. These anomalies included negative heights and heights over 210cm, which fell outside the typical range for human height.

For every woman on the platform, there were 15 men. Furthermore, only 20% of the women identified as straight.

In contrast, the average height for men on the app is significantly taller, with a mean of around 179.76 cm and a median of 180 cm. This suggests that men on the app tend to be taller overall, with half of them above 180 cm in height. The standard deviation of 8.79 cm is larger than the 2.5 inches (6.35 cm) reported by the Bureau [1], indicating a slightly wider range of heights among male users compared to the general population. However, the mean and median heights are still within a reasonable range, suggesting that men on the app also provided accurate self-reported heights, rather than significantly inflating or deflating them.

A notable 30% of users (n = 8469) are seeking Friendship, suggesting a focus on platonic connections and social bonding. In contrast, 44.2% of users (n = 12486) are looking for Long-term dating, indicating a desire for meaningful romantic partnerships.

A notable 47.7% of users (n = 13028) indicated that they do not want to have kids, suggesting a preference for a child-free lifestyle or a focus on other personal goals. In contrast, 52.3% of users (n = 14303) expressed a desire to have children, highlighting the importance of family and parenthood in their lives.

One of the most notable disparities is between men and women. A staggering 77.05% of men identify as straight, while only 28.71% of women do. This suggests that women are more likely to identify with non-heterosexual orientations, with 39.64% of women identifying as bisexual and 12.71% as lesbian.

Trans men, in particular, stand out for their high rates of bisexuality (44.79%) and homosexuality (19.27%), while trans women are more likely to identify as lesbian (29.78%) or bisexual (28.99%).

Men are the largest group to report both using and not using drugs, with around 20% of them reporting drug use. Non-binary individuals, trans women, and those who identify as “other” have higher rates of drug use, with around 40-50% of them reporting drug use.

lmao, from one of the dudes with rdrama listed

>Dat gender ratio

https://marztec.itch.io/mechwar

!g*mers SirPingsAlot's game's itch.io page was leaked, and it actually looks good!

Twinkstacular!

WTF the tab icon favicon for https://thereisnosanity.com/duo/ is a pixel art icon of Senior Huevos that I made 3 years ago?! I thought that shit was gone forever.

!horsefrickers