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EFFORTPOST :!pikachu: Pokémon Progress & Regress :pikachu: a fan-game for Enlightened Atheists :marseyneckbeard::!marseyautism:

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/User:Luigifan18/Fun:Progress_%26_Regress_Pok%C3%A9mon

								

								

"The Progress and Regress Pokémon are a set of custom Pokémon that I have designed to bridge RationalWiki with the Pokémon fandom, promoting the values that RationalWiki stands for and rebuking the chicanery that RationalWiki opposes." -luigifan18 :luigirotate:

I. RationalWiki

(the site making the game)

:marseyneckbeard: RationalWiki is the libtarded version of :marseyrightoidschizo:Conservapedia, which is the conservatarded version of :marseyautism:Wikipedia, which is libtarded[1][2][3]. Here's a represenative sample of their articles:

  • GoDaddy - Apparently goDaddy is a hitler nazi klan organization now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Mall ninjas - In this brave new retelling YOU are the soyboy fedora tipper, and they are the unbothered gigachad calmly explaining the importance of common sense gun control.

  • Alt-Right glossery - 280 entries long

  • Wingnut welfare - Wingnut welfare is when a right-wing journ*list gets paid. Note that 100% of left-leaning journ*lists are good faith truth spreaders who do it out of love for humanity.

  • Encyclopædia Dramatica - Direct assault on our forefathers

Encyclopædia Dramatica (ED) is an extremely hateful troll wiki :soyjaktantrum: whose stated mission is to document Internet culture, memes and "drama" for the lulz. :marseyinabox: It is also happy to document everything the userbase thinks is wrong with the Internet, but proudly does so in a style that exemplifies the very things wrong with the Internet. :marseysoycry: Unsurprisingly, it is filled with homophobic, racist, misogynistic, transphobic/enbyphobic and (perhaps most infamously of all) antisemitic content. :soyjaktantrumfast: :marseyraging:

II. Pokémon - Progress & Regress :pikachu:

:marseylongpost: In this rom there are progress and regress pokemon. Each pokemon easily defeats one pokemon from the other side, and is easily defeated by another pokemon of the other side. :!platyboxer:

Here's 12 of the 23 pokemon, featuring consept "art" by me :marseycrayoneater:

Note: Every pokemon has types, abilities, a name origin, far too detailed move stats, and up to of 4 different theme songs (most of which are from the band Disturbed). Read some of it urself :!marseyautism:

Thread theme (Azureality's theme)

🔵 Azureality

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17158992139845178.webp (officially commissioned sprite)

  • Symbolism: Rationalism, empiricism, logic, skepticism, science, reason, scientific materialism, social liberalism, social justice, the Democratic Party, left-wing politics

  • Signature Move: Rational Flash

The leader of the Progress Pokémon and embodiment of rationality, science, and logic, Azureality represents RationalWiki and its virtues. It is a blue donkey-goat hybrid draped in symbols of science;

🟠 Crimsolusion

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162726276568973.webp

  • Symbolism: Denialism, crankery, fascism, authoritarianism, Nazism, cognitive dissonance, nostalgia, longing for an idealized past, pseudoscience, misinformation, propaganda, ignorance (willful or otherwise), the Republican Party, right-wing politics

  • Signature Move: Obfuscating Mudspray :mariogoatse:

As the leader of the Regress Pokémon, Crimsolusion is the embodiment of irrationality, fascism, and nostalgia run amok.

🔵 Dawseculab

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163307758528142.webp

  • Symbolism: Secularism, the scientific method, controlled experimentation, scientific methodology (double blind, precautionary principle [as in ethics], reproducibility etc.), secular humanism

  • Signature Move: Delusion Destroyer

Dawseculab represents the scientific method — a secular point of view that focuses on empirically gathering information about reality in order to arrive at the most accurate possible conclusions about the workings of the universe, with no presuppositions other than those necessary for science to function (mainly uniformitarianism and materialism)

🟠 Cleragate

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163193531747258.webp

  • Symbolism: Fundamentalism, religion gone bad, Dominionism, megachurches, cults, bigotry, hatred, the Ku Klux Klan, the Westboro Baptist Church, hate groups in general, dogma, intolerance of dissenting opinions

  • Signature Move: Abrasive Sermon

Cleragate represents Evangelical pastors, Wahhabist imams, televangelists, and other (questionably-sane) religious leaders and pundits who support theocratic movements (such as the Religious Right in the United States) and other forms of way-too-old-school, exclusionary, tribalistic, holier-than-thou, no-dissent-allowed, don't-question-my-worldview, no-seriously-don't-question-my-worldview-or-I'll-fricking-kill-you, only-my-opinion-matters, my-holy-book-is-the-only-valid-source-of-knowledge-so-anyone-who-disagrees-with-me-is-wrong-at-best religion.

🔵 Ratitchepy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162735819516861.webp

  • Symbolism: Direct action, peaceful protest, civil disobedience, equity, leftist counterculture (hippies, peace & love)

  • Signature Move: Hate Breaker

Ratitchepy is the embodiment of peaceful yet firm and forceful protest against legitimate injustice, such as the civil rights movement, hippie culture, Gandhi pushing the British out of India, the Arab Spring, etc. — but for the most part, yeah, it's a hippie. It's big on peace and love, bright colors, clothes whose best days are behind them, funky music, calling out the establishment for dragging its citizens into nasty and pointless wars, etc., etc.

🟠 Koallution

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716259438920484.webp

  • Symbolism: Fossil fuels, Big Oil/Big Coal, climate change denial

  • Signature Move: Resource Burn

Koallution represents the fossil fuel industry and its contributions to the denialist movement (namely, the denial of global warming), as well as attempts to accentuate the downsides and downplay the advantages of other possible energy sources, like nuclear, solar, wind, hydroelectric, etc. Never mind that there's only so much oil and coal available on the planet (we're going to run out sooner or later), the severe impacts that burning large amounts of hydrocarbons has on the atmosphere, or how catastrophically oil drilling and coal mining can (and sometimes do) go wrong — like many businesses, the fossil fuel industry seems heck-bent on riding its gravy profit train as hard, long, and far as it can, the overall well-being of humanity (and everything else on the Earth) be darned.

🔵 Renaiagy

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17162735299237497.webp

  • Symbolism: Renewable energy, protection of the environment

  • Signature Move: Replenishing Flow

Renaiagy represents renewable energy and environmentally-friendly technology that doesn't rely on finite and/or dirty resources like fossil fuels. Yes, that does mean the concept of renewable energy as a whole; while no Pokémon is allowed to have more than two types, and Renaiagy's typing therefore focuses on hydroelectric power, geothermal power, and tidal power (making it Ground/Water, to hard-counter Koallution's Fire/Electric typing), Renaiagy also encompasses the concepts of solar power, wind power, and biofuels, which gives it access to Fire-, Flying-, and Grass-type moves (and Electric-type moves, since it represents generating electrical power)

🟠 Inceruction

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171627101824491.webp

  • Symbolism: Warfare, the military-industrial complex, warhawks, warmongers (George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, etc.), conquest, imperialism, discovery doctrine, destruction, nuclear bomb

  • Signature Move: Casus Belli

Inceruction represents warfare, particularly of the aggressive and imperialistic kind that is waged to expand a country's dominion at the expense of others. It also represents aggressive politicians who drag their nations into wars that could have been avoided, as well as the destruction that war causes, which frequently has lingering after-effects even after the bloodshed has run its course — particularly in the modern era, when bombs (particularly of the nuclear variety) can reduce thriving cities to rubble in mere moments.

🔵Vaxxalkin

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163294191870108.webp

  • Symbolism: Evidence-based medicine, vaccination

Vaxxalkin represents medicine done right, using proper scientific protocols to discover and utilize the best chemicals, procedures, etc. to facilitate and maintain health. Take pithy anecdotes and all that alt-med garbage and throw it in the trash; this is the domain of qualified medical doctors, drugs proven through rigorous testing, skilled surgery, vaccination, and, well… look, there are better articles on this site for a synopsis of the subject, but the long and short of it is that this is real medicine.

🔵Lucharveyton

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163192153427346.webp

  • Symbolism: Satanism (actual Satanism, not the Satanic panic kind), the Satanic Temple, antitheism/New Atheism, militant atheism

Lucharveyton is the representation of Satanism, more specifically the rationalist and/or anti-religious forms such as LaVeyan Satanism and the Satanic Temple. While it doesn't represent Satan as an icon of pure evil (like how Christians usually see him), it's still the black sheep (or black rhino) of the Progress Pokémon in many ways, due to embodying Satan as an icon of rebellion — even violent rebellion — and the desire for absolute upheaval of the status quo — the complete abolishment of religion, regardless of the positive qualities of religion or the harm that's done in the process. This makes it the one Progress Pokémon that could be said to be genuinely villainous, even if its destructive goals are borne from good intentions

🟠 Buchanincel

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163284413949025.webp

  • Symbolism: Men Going Their Own Way, incels, pick-up artists, white supremacy, rage and discomfort caused by loss of privilege

  • Name Origin: James Buchanan + Incel

Buchanincel represents various movements that have convinced themselves that society is going down the tubes because previously-marginalized demographics are gaining equal rights and previously-dominant demographics are losing their privilege (or, more specifically, the people who care way too much about having privilege and are losing their minds over others having rights). While the most inspiration has been drawn from Men Going Their Own Way, incels, men's rights activists, and other residents of the manosphere (i.e. people who are upset about women gaining rights — especially the right to live their lives on their own terms, without needing to be totally dependent upon and subservient to a man), it also encompasses white supremacists, black supremacists, fundamentalists, and others who — whether they'll openly admit it or not — are pissed at the idea of living in a world where they're not the top dogs who get whatever they want whenever they want it and/or who everybody else (or at least everybody in a certain subgroup or subgroups) has to obey or else, have convinced themselves that their not having privilege is a great injustice, and are willing to resort to all sorts of antisocial nastiness, including murder, propaganda, totalitarianism, and incessant whining, to obtain a position of privilege that their demographic has historically been denied or retain a privileged position that their demographic has historically possessed.

🟠 Malitiasturm

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163284415287685.webp

  • Symbolism: Blackshirts, edgelords, useful idiots (i.e. Proud Boys and other rank-and-file fascists), Trumpism, gun nuttery, thinly-veiled or openly-expressed threats and desire to commit [gratuitous] violence on bigotry targets and/or ideological opponents (e.g. "frick around and find out", Day of the Rope, etc.)

Malitiasturm represents the rank-and-file grunts of fascist movements — Proud Boys, the SS and Gestapo, etc. — or really anyone dumb, desperate, and/or hate-addled enough to think that fascism is a viable way to run a nation (as opposed to a complete disaster that's not a matter of if, but when it ends in either self-destruction or getting stomped into the dirt once everybody else gets tired of their shit).

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III. RationalWiki, discuss

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Some of the text in your post is cut off for some reason

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Yeah, mobile sucks. Heres a lazy work around

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Oh cool thanks

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Of all the websites that claim to devote themselves to rationality, rationalwiki is easily the least rational.

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Alright that's it.

From now on RationalWiki shall be known as the National Autism Sanctuary

:#marseyautism:

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:marseygigachadbrony:

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!fartneighbors the storm has arrived

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Trump's ability is drizzle

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The golden shower

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!g*mers !effortposters !neurodivergents This is insane, in both a good and a bad way :bruh:

(also...I'm considering making a new ping group, and a pokemon one is in the running, wdyt?)

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Also…

"The Progress and Regress Pokémon are a set of custom Pokémon that I have designed to bridge RationalWiki with the Pokémon fandom, promoting the values that RationalWiki stands for and rebuking the chicanery that RationalWiki opposes."

https://media.giphy.com/media/huRQ5pulxTtnTP3338/giphy.webp

!kino

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pokemon ping group would be cool not because I personally like pokemon but because I would definitely join it to shit on people who do

I swear I do not like pokemon ok I just want it for the above reasons and no other

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163307758528142.webp

:cocka:

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Eyes up here, broad.

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Ray Rizzo butt metagross

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Please :marseypleading2: include the theme songs he put for these Pokemon. Every single :marseykiwimom: one is by Disturbed :marseydisgust: :vegetakneel: :vegetakneel: :vegetakneel: :vegetakneel:

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Thats probably the cutest part of this project. Even the pokemon that dont have names have theme songs

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163345511178987.webp

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I can vividly picture this kid rocking :marseysing: the frick out to the entire discography of Disturbed :marseywtf2: as he reads Rationalwiki 10 hours a day :headbang2: :headbang2:

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Malitiasturm represents the rank-and-file grunts of fascist movements

:marseyme: :marseyaquagrunt: :marseyauthrightill: on my way to beat this game with five of these boys overleveled and one hm slave

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The HM slave will be unceltom, an otherwise rational pokemon that has been gaslit into following Crimsolution because it doesn't have any agency of its own.

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This is shit. The neurodivergents on 4chan at least made their own game, Pokemon Clover, be pretty decent. Mad props to the inclusion of our boy Terry Davis as an important side character. From unique typings and a full pokedex of original mons, shit is actually impressive.

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In their defence, pokemon clover took 6 years to come out, and this project is 9 months old.

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Half of the pokemon in PoClo were shitposts nobody expected to be taken seriously, and it ended up great. Rational Wiki takes itself far too seriously to make its video games fun.

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and this project is 9 months old.

If it continues as it started, no amount of dev time will save it

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not reading all that after i looked at the dude's page and he just grayscaled his OC MLP horse to make it "shiny."

Anyways, I'm going for shiny Ho-Oh. Wonder how long it will take

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Well, well, well. Speak of the devil https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163353427816465.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163353429871044.webp

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I caused this btw. You're welcome

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Thanks, really appreciate it. Thinking Cresselia, Heatran, Rayquaza, or Xerneas next.

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Can you name it after me, fartneighbor?

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"By putting pressure on the opposing Pokemon, it raises their PP usage."

:eaglesocks: :eaglebussy:

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Really fricking annoying to play against but kind of useless to have. I used a patch to switch it to Regenerator (heals a bunch when switched out).

There is a bald eagle/America pokemon, though!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716394640701992.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17163946407591844.webp

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:#marseyclappingglasses:

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Someone needs to bully this kid

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>same pokemon embodies the demcucks and "left-wing politics"

Hey, #commies, rationalwiki called you a bunch of liberals!

:#marseychaosdunk:

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Here's some names for him!

Good, cute, correct rationalmons:

  • Soyenjoyr

  • Hattip

  • Transack

  • Tismax

  • Realibias

  • Surfragette

Evil stinky regressives:

  • NoU

  • Angelevism

  • Jutnob

  • Chuddie

  • Lugenpress

  • Whitrash

  • Muhchismo

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Lmao at that subtle attempt to make the symbol of the Democratic pary the sites mascot.

:#marseyrofl:

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Purestrain internet :marseychefkiss:

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furries being anti religious you know what we got to do brothers

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:#marseylongpost2:

Death to "rationalists"

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Rationalist science-enjoyers simply take children at their word when they say they want to be the opposite s*x.

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It's more an aesthetic than anything else

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!lutherans !calvinists !mormons !islam unite and slay thine enemy

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I thought godaddy was a porn site because of the name and really sexual ads

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Unprecedented auto fart sniffing levels.

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goDaddy

godaddy sucks, that is true.

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based

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:#marseygunsuicide:

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This is too much :marseyyikes: to read at once. very good find

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this is epic

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This reeks of a soyop

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:realistic#elephant:

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