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Florida covid numbers best in nation even without mask and vaccine mandates, authoritarians seethe

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/florida-reports-lowest-daily-coronavirus-cases-per-capita-in-nation

DeSantis has been slammed by critics in the media since the start of the pandemic over his opposition to government-imposed mask and vaccine mandates. In 2020, DeSantis was accused by a Democratic politician of going on a "killing spree" for opposing mask mandates and a Vanity Fair headline from September of this year referred to the governor as an "angel of death."

At the same time Florida reported the lowest amount of new cases in the country per capita, coronavirus cases are surging in many states where strict lockdown orders were issued by Democratic governors.

Michigan, where Democratic Gov. Gretchen Whitmer imposed some of the most controversial restrictions in the nation during the height of the pandemic, leads the nation in daily coronavirus cases per capita.

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Rightoid agendaposting numbers the highest on rdrama, despite needing to shut the frick up

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Its TOTALLY NOT like they were a jannie of a known rightoid sub known for watching reddit die.

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Who? What?

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OP

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:marseygigaretard: = me

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:marseygigaretard: = me

Like you banning pizza

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I’m not sorry. :marseytroll:

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u should be. Pretty little thing like that ought not be going outside, fondling grass and the such. Who knows what could happen!

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This is incredibly r-slurred. Yes, the cases surge in the winter, for the same reason people get a few orders of magnitude more flu and cold in the winter - which is why the entirety of the planet's north is currently experiencing a spike.

Florida is tropical. It doesn't really have a winter as such, so the problem suffered by places with winters is inapplicable to them :marseyshrug:

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If Florida is tropical then why is it cold outside?

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Floridacels act like it’s about to blizzard when the weather drops below 75 degrees so it’s not cold outside, you just haven’t had to deal with shit like drying your hair so that it doesn’t literally freeze, or having it be so cold that your face is numb. I enjoy FL though. I’ll be there the entire month of December to escape the shit I’m talking about

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I'm leaving the frozen hellhole I live in to go to Banff in January, I think I'm actually r-slurred :marseygigaretard:

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How can Banff be better? Where do you live, Winnipeg?

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Nah, but I do live in a city where the snow turns black from smog and car exhaust almost immediately so I thought it would be nice, didn't consider that it's probably going to be colder than it is here lol

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Banff's nice, it's just cold.

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Nice, I helped my friend plan a roadtrip through there this year. Wish the border would reopen

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Idk, it was pretty cold this morning. I had to put on a shirt. I almost didn't go to the beach today.

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Define cold.

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Murmansk

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Just wear as sweater, kitty.

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Like when you go outside and it feels the opposite of warm.

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pinkname lives matter

No

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Pictured: a typical day in the life of a pinkname

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Libtard destroyed

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Typical jannies pinning serious posts and seethe, when my post was the one most upvoterino'd. I worked hard on cropping that image too (2 minutes of complex labor, without compensation). This is an outrage. This ordeal has cost me at least 10 :marseycoin:.

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Don't complain at me, that was Aevann. If I pin my own comments it's pretty much always either housekeeping or a dumb joke.

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All part of the same conspiracy, I am onto the jannoid cabal.

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shhhh you can't point out the facts/logic of the situation!

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Florida had a big spike in cases last winter just like everywhere else u tard

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How about Brazil, wasn't Pocketman murdering brazillians of brazilians?

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WEAR. THE. MASK.

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I like this I am claiming it in the name of Allah and the Prophet(PBUH)

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Careful it’s a neo nazi white nationalist January sixth meme :soyjakfront: :marseydisagree: :boomermonster:

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nothing worse than getting cancelled because you accidentally tweeted a meme made by hitler

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It’s a shame David hoggs meme lab was a bust, hitlers had the meme game on lock for years now

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Nice try but it's an nft bucko.


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:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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I already right clicked in the name of Allah

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Whoever takes time out of their day to make all of these is a saint.

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Is it because they already killed all their olds and fats?

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Have you ever been to Florida?

The entire population are olds and fats.

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And πŸ€, if they let convicts vote it will be a democratic state

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The results speak for themselves

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Yeah, also 35% of them already have natural immunity, and it's still warm out there so people can go outside.


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Go outside


Chud detected.

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:marseygrass: :marseyexcited:

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And thats a good thing frankly

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50% of Florida is in the 45-65+ bracket I believe.

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No, it's because none of them give a shit so no one gets tested lol.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841392795545647.webp

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God, I wish.

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Shockingly neither the mask or the vaccine work, turns out the best bet was to allow it to burn through the state and those already with a foot in the grave ended up in it

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I want to talk to Uncle Ted about covid so bad bros. Why do burgers have to lock him up?

    

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They have to keep the prophet locked up, it would be bad if the guy who predicted the future so well was allowed to speak freely. The unibomber shit was a fed gay op it was the glowies that sent these packages and framed Ted

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Only by releasing Uncle Ted (PBUH) can the ind*strialists be smited inshallah. :saudi:

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You realize you can write him a letter right? He even published another book from jail. Though he is sealed off from the outside world so everything that's been happening would have to be explained to him.

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Do they send letters from randos through to him? I'm willing to pay US post charges if I know he is going to read it.

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Don't do it. Anons who wrote to him said that the FBI began harassing their families and stalking them with tracking devices under their cars.

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I think I'm safe from that.

     

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Dont they still have newspapers in burger jail? Or is teddy specifically not allowed to read them?

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I'm not sure but regardless he probably couldnt get the whole picture from them. I remember an article saying he learned about the modern internet and social media from penpals.

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Can't you write him a letter?

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  • knownbyanyothername : I stabbed myself in the kidney and didn’t die. (((Anti stabbers))) are dumb lmao

Even then, my FIL has been in and out of the hospital for the past decade. He's 76 and has a gallon of medications on his kitchen counter.

Tested positive for covid on Wednesday. Sounded like shit Thursday. Released from the hospital on Friday.

Ohhh but I'm sure there's a scary new variant soon!

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If you dont die from covid you are a nazi

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yeah same! I got Ebola and malaria and didn’t die either. Idk what all those idiot Africans were worrying about

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even then, i know someone who was 40 when they died from covid this week.

so...these isolated cases mean absolutely nothing.

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u have that flair and yet u post these basic-b-word takes... wtf is going on here

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it's a simpsons quote, dingus.

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Now I understand...

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you have sneed in yer name.

you know where that comes from right...

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Angst, we actually have a soup like marsey. Sweet, isn't it? :marseyexcited:

:marseyramen:

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Omg I love it 😻

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@pizzashill on suicide watch

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Everybody look away

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I agree and all but post someone seething about this somewhere. You can easily slip this agendapost into some actual fricking drama. Do better.

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Stragnews

Any other outlet? Just to be sure Redditcels would read it

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You really thank the journos of the AP would publish something even vaguely positive about a red state? Especially with the ongoing campaign to smear DeSantis in case he tries to run?

Not gonna happen sweaty

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StragNeWs p:

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Florida arrested the people who were publishing the real covid numbers lol

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All journos should be arrested, this is a good thing.

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Yeah that's cool and all but

Florida

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Like it's even hard to disappear a couple hundred thousand bodies in florida. Bet their gators are well fed

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I hate coofshitters but the deep south has simply been a few months ahead of every development, good or bad. They look good now because they looked bad a few months ago. It happened in mid/late 2020 too, they got the big summer wave and it died down in the fall when everyone else started getting it. If the cycle continues it'll happen again.

The real story is that despite all the fighting about how to fight coof or protect your economy, nothing you do in terms of state policy really matters.

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I mean if someone:

ordered all mask wearers to use n95s or better

Commissioned a 10k person mask use challenge trial simultaneously testing 16 different intersecting mask use variations (all based off n95s) to figure out what actually works.

Commissioned another 10k person challenge trial to determine covid spread conditions in a variety of situations and causes, effect of # viral particles, airflow, age, situation, indoors, time, vaccine status, tracking particle movement with air, anything else

Immediately authorize mRNA vaccine makers to use any new variant’s genetic code in already approved viruses

(This ones out there) Take new variants, knockout the parts that make them particularly virulent, and spray them over big cities

Order buildings to max out ventilation system airflow and install filters that were also tested to ensure viral blockage

Funded, tested, and rapidly rolled out fast tests

That’d work! But the cringe idiots don’t want to.

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Masks technically reduce transmission in tests, but practically/sociologically speaking I think they're a dead end:

  • COVID rarely spreads in minor passing interactions with strangers, regardless of masking. These are the times when people most often wear masks.

  • COVID commonly spreads through prolonged contact with friends/family, where masks either would not or could not be worn. Even if you're a grade A coofshitter you still take off your mask to eat, and spending a lot of time around a sick person poses risks with or without masks.

  • To the extent that infection in public places is a risk, people who believe masks and other safety theater reduce transmission are likely to go out more, and expose themselves to potential infection more. This could reduce or even reverse the statistical benefits of masks.

It makes some sense for workers who spend all day around each other to wear them, but this really should not have been such a big focus for so long.

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maybe! That’s why there’s the ventilation thing and the big challenge trial, so someone can figure it out.

And if people mask in workplaces, big indoor events, and public areas like stores that might help too.

I dunno! I wish we’d just move on. It’s a disease. Okay. Whatever. The government did a whoops! Okay. Whatever. I’m not pro covid action. I’m not anti! I have other things to worry about, like gay gang r*pe manga and my pet lizards

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n95s reduce at 5-10x cloth masks.

covid has to leave the families somehow! Friends can wear masks, and many did.

As for going out more - they already wear bad masks and many believe they work. So making masks better won’t be that bad. And n95s really do work quite good

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In 2020, DeSantis was accused by a Democratic politician of going on a "killing spree"

I thought that would be a good thing, killing off the Floridans. Life is already too hard for them.

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Something something fat old people already died something something they already got caught lying about numbers blah blah

But based floridaman though :marseyseethe:

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I don't think anything we did to stop the pandemic helped stop the pandemic. I still have to wear a mask in the gym :(

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Ugh rightoids out out out

Get vaccinated, wear a mask and social distance

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Lock DeathSanta and Shitmer in a room together to see if they frick

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OP do u unironically get your news from Fox?

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I read through a feed and find the most pleasing articles.

All sources are biased. All sources are bad. Blah blah blah

But some articles tickle my fancy

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20-25% obesity is fricking considered POSITIVE, my sides :marseylaugh:

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I wonder if less snowbirds are going to Florida because of the looser restrictions. Feels like a win win if that's the case

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What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little rentoid? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Wharton, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on squatters, and I have over 300 confirmed evictions. I am trained in cutting off utilities and I'm the top cable cutter in the entire Beth Shalom Temple. You are nothing to me but just another renthog. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of landlords across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your credit score. You're fricking evicted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can evict you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in keeping security deposits, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the landlord association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddarn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking homeless, kiddo.

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