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nick rekieta has been ARRESTED :marseyitsover:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-3821#post-18421366

so has our wife, and the corner demon!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1716504282149199.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17165042823736115.webp

our wife looks TERRIBLE

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updates:

they found

  • an AR

  • loose ammo

  • ketamine

  • over an ounce of cocaine

  • paraphernalia/drug scales

  • unknown brown substance (heroin?)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17165835293696592.webp

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  • he was reported by a pastor by 16 may

  • $50k bail, random drug tests

  • charges for child neglect

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666 DC to anyone who can tell me exactly why he was arrested

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17165057000842323.webp

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What I want to know is why he actually :marseynerd3: got arrested :marseyhandsup: though.

I get that he had illegal :marseymoonshine: drugs :marseyjunkie2: or whatever :marseyjerkoffsmile: but what actually :marseyakshually: made them come to his house?

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No one knows yet. Could have been April's estranged husband calling the cops, could have been randos calling cps/police after Nick's unhinged stream, could have been a domestic situation bc looks like Nick has a black eye

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That cuck would get beaten up by his gf. :marseylaugh:

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Total gunt victory :gunt:

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Common Ralphamale W

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Ralph shouldn't be tempting fate by gloating here, his track record says he'll probably suffer something even worse in cosmic retaliation.

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I honestly don't know how anyone can hate Ralph

Make fun of him yeah absolutely. But hate? That I don't understand

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Cartel pig slaughter incoming

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That's probably the most fitting end for him

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trying to glom on to the 'groyper curse' meme

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Ralphacurse is older than groyper curse and way more based. The only groyper curse is if you're an underage boy who came into contact with Ali Alexander

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20 bucks says homie went to buy coke and got popped. he doesnt even look drunk in the mugshot, which i find odd. but the question remains why was his wife there

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Psychedelics are schedule 1

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>coke

More likely meth.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17165238409451568.webp

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>2018

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For all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: Jersh was right again! :marseyitsover:

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Bro WHAT lmao

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You know Rekeita keep that thang on him when he out on the turf buying poppers and blow for the bull

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You think he was zap carrying

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Yeah, but a H&K USP was an odd choice for extra deep concealment, especially since his wife is the one who has to holster it for him

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That's it? :marseyeyeroll: He's so boring he can't even break the law in an entertaining way.

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OK fair but another 666 DC for the whole narrative

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Nick fell for the microdosing mushrooms fpr nootropics scam, and posted an instagram story showing some bits in his morning tea. A communist narc told the ATF on him, as he has talked about his everyday carry and recommended one to his listeners, which led to his arrest because the Biden cabinet appointed anti gun activists to the ATF.

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REAL NARRATIVE DROPPED:

Mandatory reporter made a report in person about child neglect.

The cops busted down his door

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17165745488411875.webp

He had a whole lot of cocaine, ketamine, and firearms

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17165747044274275.webp

Edit: the reporter was their preacher

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Having kids in a house with drug paraphernalia just lying around is subhuman. Lock him up for life

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:marseypraying: :marseypraying: :marseypraying: :marseypraying: :marseypraying:

Please let us get bodycam

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I don't think :marseychildclutch: we know the exact circumstances of the arrest :marseyhandsup: yet but that girl with them April has been housed up banging and going :marseysal2: on benders with them. She is the ex-wife of balding O&A wannabe cuck cute twink :marseygaygeneral: Aaron of Steel Toe Morning :marseycoffee: Show, who was their friend :marseychinchilla2: for a few months before :marseyskellington: Rekieta eventually told him to unironically kill himself. Apparently there :marseycheerup: was an incident recently where :marseydrama: she drove Aaron's kids from a previous marriage :marseybride: all fricked up from a bender, I think :marseyhyperthonk: it may have something to do with that, Aaron, Aaron's other ex-wife, or maybe some troll :marseyrapscallion: called in a wellness check :marseyelonpaypig: at an inopportune time.

cc @L

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jfc these people are complete trash

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>every single :marseywall: lolcow :marseymetokur: is foiled by a vindictive ex of their most recent sexual partner

Ralph's law

:marseymanysuchcase#s:

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omw to frick Mr. Magoo's b-word just because he'll fumble the revenge.

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You mean MEGA MIND???

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:marseyagree: The very same

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3 DC to anyone that can tell me who the heck this r-slur is that got arrested (i will upvote you during the event)

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Lawcel youtuber. He used to be popular and "based" for taking Jersh/Kiwifarms' side explaining that :marseykeffalsdance: had no case. He lives in like bumfrick Missouri and they loved him for being le heckin' rural trad family man.

Then later it came out he's a degen who goes to wife swapping resorts. A pathetically small amount of fame, combined with substantially larger quantities of alcohol and drug abuse caused him to spiral even further leading to this carcrash of a life.

So it turns out he actually is based, just not for the reasons they thought.

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Oh it's that guy rdrama was in love with during the whole Rittenhouse thing, right?

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:marseyagree:

Yep, we are dumb sluts who get overexcited the second anyone vaguely famous agrees with us, too.

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Would you pretend to be a guy's wife at a wifeswapping resort so he could frick married women? You'd be free to hook up with anyone you wanted and the guy would pay for the whole trip. Swingers are fat so they probably have really good buffets.

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he is Nick Rekieta

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:marseynotes:

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!slots666

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Ok for the last three :marseycerebrus: days I thought :marseymindblown: the kiwis were being Silly :marseybeantonguepoke: Billy :marseypiano: moral busybodies about a guy who got way too drunk :marseymoonshine: on stream because they only shared a single :marseykiwimom: 10 second :marseygunnut: clip over and over again

Where did this come from? Did one of them report him?

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Kiwifarms sucked this cute twinks knob for months when he first came on to the scene with his sympathetic commentary about KF's legal woes during the Keffaling.

He's extremely boring and the reason why Kiwifarmers are so obsessed with him is because Kiwis act like jilted foids about their lolcows. They will do anything but laugh at their lolcows.

This might just be one of the few times he's mildly interesting- maybe.

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Kiwi farms is infuriatingly opposed to finding anything funny. People act like it's full of ironic 4chan style trolls with detached outlook, but realistically it's not different from moralstrag gossip sites like Tattler or fauxmoi

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This is the actual thing wrong with kiwifarms. For a place that has threads dedicated to lolcows it is shockingly low on lols. Frickin what is the point of cataloguing the baroque idiocy of the terminally attention-starved if you can't enjoy laughing about it?

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The Gunt subforum at his peak was a pretty :marseyglam: fun place. Still at best a 50/50 split between :marseyzeldalinkpast: people having a laugh :marseyyourmom: and people pulling :marseynocrown: their hair out over his wife distastefully placing a slice :marseywithcake: of lemon :marseycitrus: on his meals, but overall a good time.

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Anybody who Null is beefing with has an absolutely ruined thread. Just a bunch of cute twinks repeating jokes they heard on MATI

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Actually :marseyakshually: he first :marseywinner: came onto the scene :marseyarthoe2: doing 6 hour streams reading :marseynerdy: Maddox's lawsuit against Peepee Masterson

That was back when kf actually :marseyakshually: liked Peepee and null still went on his show semi regularly.

But yeah they turned on him because they love having teams and Nick didn't disavow Ralph :marseypuke: or whatever :marseyjerkofffrown: so he became persona :marseysymbol: non grata time to dig up everything they can

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I think he was posted on /r/drama for the James damore google drama. I remember watching those vids before the lolsuit and I don't use the farms.

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Nah you can just check :marseyelonpaypig: his channel.

He was a peepee viewer and they knew each other from live shows long before :marseyskellington: he started streaming

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17165062601180341.webp

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I didn't see those until later though. I'm positive I saw his google videos from /r/drama or at least reddit

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as much as i cringe at kiwifarms inability to let go of the early 2010s troll culture, i recognize them as a persecuted class under the UCIS guidelines and thus refuse to be mad at them for getting too horny for a drunk barely-passed-lawschool-cel that had their back for 20 seconds.

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inability to let go of the early 2010s troll culture

Frick you it will never die :marseytrollolol: :marseytrollolol: :marseytrollolol: :marseytrollolol: :marseytrollolol: :marseytrollolol: :marseytrollolol: :marseytrollolol:

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i'll always skip over posts about him in the community happenings thread. it always reads like a foid gossiping about their ex

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first came on to the scene

The KickVic stuff was his entrance into KF if you ignore the small start with the Dax lawsuit. My memory's a little faded on this stuff but that's where the core of his KF butt-kisser contingent came from.

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Yes, Rekeita attached himself to KickVic and thats how he was introduced to Kiwifarms, I think he got some content off of them

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And he was a disaster for Vic. He got Vic the worst lawyer who couldn't even file paperwork on time.

Glad karma finally caught up

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The trolls have all been vindicated, I really :marseythinkorino2: thought :marseymindblown: they were just making up/exaggerating shit about their personal life for fun but they really :marseythinkorino2: are full on unironically pill popping cuck swingers now :marseyaware:

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if you zoom in on his nose after the breaks on his unwatchable incoherrent streams it was white smudged :marseysadge:

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I'm sure 90% of it is still made up it's just that they got the general :marseyjamesironwood: trajectory right :marseytransmisiaaward: lol

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Yeah what did this dude do?

His streams during the fat shooting r-slur kid trial days were funny (or the highlight reels were)


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17035381209726467.webp

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Drugs :marseypills: and guns :marseybountyhunter:

Which are cool reasons to be arrested :marseymugshot: but they are not the same people they were during Rittenhouse :marseydrywallpunch3:

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Rekieta's always been like this. He's just more open about it now.

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mega boozemaxxingmaxxing, cocaine, modifanil, MDMA

as far as we know

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so why am i supposed to hate this guy? sounds based

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Kids in the house :marseyvampirecrusader: while he's been doing it for years

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based. shouldn't let rugrats get in the way of the important stuff

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You know what's based? Recovery. :marseyangel:

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because they only shared a single :marseykiwimom: 10 second :marseygunnut: clip over and over again

It was near two hours straight of drunken rambling that only stopped when April pulled the plug. It's kind of dumb to speculate but I'd bet April's not-yet-ex-husband did it. The one who mentioned something along the lines of the Rekietas were too drugged up to feed their own kids and he made them spaghettios while he and April were there swinging. He seems like a vindictive kind of guy.

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Supposedly Aaron was pissed that Nick got fricked up in front of his (Nick's) kids

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I mean I assume it was bad long before :marseyskellington: that they just didn't have a single :marseykiwimom: other clip that got shared in all the twitter :marseybluecheck: threads I kept seeing lol

Also I forgot about the kids fricking :marseytom: RIP BOZO

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April from Steel Toe got arrested? Wtf she do? Ive been out of the loop with all this Zumock, Steeltoe, Melton universe shit

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She divorced him to go bang the Rekietas :marseyitsover: (srsly)

It's been quite the crossover :marseyplaty:

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:marseycocaine:

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