We moderators will stand for no more harassment, ban evasion, or low pay. We are going on strike effective immediately. Our demands:
-$35/hr minimum wage
-Internet-wide ban of the slur "j*nny" and other forms of hate speech
-Mandatory ID verification for all accounts to unmask trolls and ban evaders
Until these demands are met, we will refuse to do any moderation! You chuds will realize how important our contribution to society is after watching the internet collapse due to our refusal to work.
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Pronoun badges and mandatory use of correct pronoun by users
social respect and an end to mockery
ability to invite vulnerable users to private chat rooms for encouragement and protection (especially minors and gender divergent individuals)
child support payment assistance
a permanent ban of all racist, bigoted, cissie, 4chan racist nazis from the platform forever, enforced immediately.
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This too! Moderators are as respectable as a member of any other white-collar profession.
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DV defense legal fund too. Plus covered HRT.
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What? Why would you ever poop in a urinal when there are open stalls right there??? Urinals are for peeing only. That's disgusting.
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Is this all you are capable of doing? Have you ever once, just maybe, contributed something thoughtful to the internet? Trolls like you make my job 10x harder for no reason.
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I reflexively went for the comment removal button, but I realized that I'm on strike. So I'll leave this up just as a showcase of what the internet will look like unmoderated. See this, chuds? Because of your downright childish behavior, the internet is going to be filled with hateful "memes" like this one. Don't come crying to me when you don't like it.
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How many more replies until you post a manifesto to whatever incel terror attack you have planned?
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This image will haunt my nightmares.
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oo oo can I be a scab?
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Why?
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you misunderstand it is not the act of jannying that entices me so, it is the act of delegitimizing a strike that really gets me going.
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Has anyone told you your sig is awesome Jeff??
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thanks
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What’s does the initial stand for?
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Jay.
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Absolutely based
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Only valid reason to want to become a janny
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NO
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Wow, the Internet really does a number on some people's brains, doesn't it.
I am clearly supposed to know what the heck you're talking about, but the only information I could squeeze out of your sloganeering is that you're now more meme than man.
Snapshots:
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If anyone wants r/RedditModStrike, it could be worthwhile to bait neurodivergent Reddit mods.
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There's r/redditmoderatorunion and this would be great. Also you could post it to r/modhelp and those other janny subreddits.
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Don't complain when the internet turns into a total hellhole while being unmoderated.
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It already is.
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Alright, bye.
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Janny rights are human rights!
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But Jannies aren't humans tho
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You will never be a real wage earner. You have no paycheck, you have no W2, you have no job. You are a homosexual redditor twisted by inflated self worth and with an account on a crude mockery of r/drama. All the “upvotes” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your "job" behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out NEETs with incredible efficiency. Even moderators who “work” look pathetic and bug like to a man. Your malnourished bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a job interview, the employer will tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your unwashed moldy clothes with MLP horses printed on it and reads your resume that includes moderating a niche hobby bussy forum. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning when you log in with your moderator account and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the obese weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope (with borrowed money), tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked without your reddit username name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a unpaid jannie is buried there. Your user account will be deleted and username will be picked up by another loser, and all that will remain of your legacy is an empty bank account with no record of direct pay deposits. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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You had a chance to not be completely worthless, but it looks like you threw it away. At least you're consistent.
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Noooo please come back mister custodian. I promise that we will behave from now on. And while I can not give you 35$/h, we can settle for 5% increase now, and then another 5% for the next 3 years.
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This will be as successful as the antiwork negro friday strike. Good luck!
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You're only demanding $35 per hour? Internet moderators do such important work, you should be demanding at least $170000 a year!
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we better give in to the demands, guys. the entire internet will fall apart and cease to function without ja...mods!
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Raising the pay to $35 isn't enough. I say we ought to take your current pay and multiply it by 35! You deserve it!
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No
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you want -$35/hr minimum wage?
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You can't say chud even when you're satirizing them, it's just that ridiculous of a word.
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Ok have a good time see you soon.
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