SRD discusses a subreddit that doesn't take the internet DEADLY SERIOUS as they do, with predictable results

@justcool393

WE ARE NOT A CALLOUT SUBREDDIT

PCM are as r-slurred as sardines. but not as smug.

Never been on that sub before now. It's pretty much TD right?

The natives getting cucked off their land is just the latest instance of a tale as old as time. Is it 'bad'? sure, but it's not at all uniquely bad. The origin story of nearly every society involves eradicating the previous locals. And those locals had done it to the previous locals before them. It's good that this no longer really happens but this original sin shit that woke idiots harp on about is pathetic.

Look what good people we are, sure we're completely insufferable on a personal level, but we cry and piss and shit for a bunch of violent savages who never invented the wheel, that makes us basically saints.

I do love that they wanted to continue making fun of libleft, but were getting bored, so they created orange left., and started making fun of that with the exact same jokes as they did libleft. Three other quadrants, and they barely make fun of those, despite ample material.

You will never be a real impostor. You have no sabotage, you have no vent, you have no kill button. You are a noob crewmate twisted by sus and amogus into a crude mockery of Among Us’s perfection.

All the “Red sus” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back impostors and crew mates alike mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “crew mates ” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind sabotaged doors.

Impostors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed impostors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transimpostors who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an impostor. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk impostor home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected User Interface.

You will never be sus. You wrench out a fake act of suspicion every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the tasks piling up creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, do your tasks, eject yourself from the Skeld, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your crewmates will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth occupation, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a crew mate is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a single bone that is unmistakably a crewmate’s.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

Snapshots:

• undelete.pullpush.io
• archive.org
• archive.ph (click to archive)

Oh god my personal nightmare would be if season 2 of squid game is just forcing people to spend their time on the depths of Reddit/4chan/8chan and not kill themselves over loss of faith in humanity

This but with SRD posts

Another post where you're supposed to care about imaginary lines drawn on maps

Every single time I visit a sardine thread I go "they cannot possibly be more deranged than the last time I visited!" and every single time they prove me wrong.

What? How? It's a beautiful watering hole where people who definitely representing a broad variety of political ideologies can all come together and agree on fascist propaganda. What's wrong with that?

Do these guys know the meaning of the word "fascist" or they just throw it at anything they don't like.

All these words words words seethe seethe seethe and nothing about how highlighter memes aren't funny

Pcm is like a failed version of us . They needed more mod abuse to keep the rightoids in line.

Reading SRDinespeak makes me weary in my very soul. I wish I hadn't clicked on this.