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Demonrats introduce legistlation to cuck our beloved People Of Scalping, brave independent entrepreneurs sneed

https://old.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/r5mkkt/democrats_push_bill_to_outlaw_bots_from_snatching/?sort=controversial

Do something useful. This isn’t a bad proposal but this seems like more fluff than actually accomplishing something that will benefit people

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Even if it did pass it wouldn’t be enforceable. Wasting time on stuff that looks good but does nothing.

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We are literally ALL going to die of climate change in 2 years but yes, the fact I can't get a PS5 is the most important heckin' issue of our time

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Soon g*mers will have to show their vaxxpasses to buy a GPU. :marseylaugh: :marseyschizo:

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You might be vaxxed, but are you vaxxed for the Alpha-Mu-Epsilon variant, chud?

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YES

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Pure Oppression! I AM OUTRAGED

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because of the legal precedent this sets for automated computerised equities trading.

Everyone I know working in computerized equities trading is a "vote blue no matter who" democrat, but I'm not sure how these r-slurs are making the connection between scalping gaming hardware and electronic equities trading to begin with.

I honestly hope some insane legislation gets passed that bans market making just so I can watch r-slurs place market orders on a giant bid-ask spread and complain about it on r/robinhood.

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To be fair a lot of computerized equity trading is bullshit rent seeking that doesn't even participate in price discovery. At least scalpers improve distribution by raising the price of goods to the actual clearing rate instead of just making sure everyone's market order are a slightly worse deal.


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when you said people of scalping i thought native americans lol

when will democrats grow a spine and finally outlaw the infernal injun

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We are literally ALL going to die of climate change in 2 years but yes, the fact I can't get a PS5 is the most important heckin' issue of our time

The world is a hellish place, and overpriced entertainment is destroying the quality of our suffering.

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We are literally ALL going to die of climate change in 2 years

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I wish there was a long term bet on this on those betting for real money sites. My entire bank acc on not dying in 10 years. Ill fricking wait.

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The odds would be so skewed against death you'd probably make less than you would with your bank's crappy interest rates.

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Pretty racist against bipoc entrepreneurs

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Why can't I edit my post title so I can still pretend to not be a drunken r-slur?

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title is editable, not the link


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This is anti-capitalist and scalphobic

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I haven't really thought much about the economics of scalping, but I am now and I have to admit that scalpers literally are doing nothing wrong, and potentially improve prices for people with good impulse control. The fact that people are willing to pay absurd amounts of money for something implies that it's actual value is absurdly high. The people that buy the product are essentially paying for getting the product soon.

Once the novelty of having the product early dies, the scalpers are forced to sell the product for below the asking price, because who would buy from a scalper when they could buy directly from the source, unless it is cheaper?

For example, if I am a scalper, and I buy 100 nintendo switches for 300 dollars each, and then sell 50 for 700 each, I have made a $5000.00 profit by selling only half of my inventory. Then (let's simplify the example) if all of the "early buyers" are exhausted, I am left with only "thrifty buys", so I must sell for a reasonable price of $250.00. So, thrifty buyers get a $50.00 discount for waiting.

Naturally the "muh late stage capitalism" crowd will ask what do scalpers offer, because they aren't doing any sort of labor. The answer is that they are taking a huge risk that they will lose their money. In the previous example, imagine that there are only 30 "early buyers". This translates into a $9000 loss! Therefore, being a scalper is basically the same as being a day trader.

The real question people should be asking is, why are there morons willing to pay 200%+ upcharge for early access to a nintendo switch? The answer, as always, is the soys. Which is even more reason to be pro-scalping.

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You sat down and wrote all this shit. You could have done so many other things with your life. What happened to your life that made you decide writing novels of bullshit on rdrama.net was the best option?

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Scalpers don't inflate prices. People decide what that the item is worth to them. MSRP doesn't mean shit. If people want to pay more, then they will. Everyone who's upset at scalpers is just butthurt that they suddenly have to compete with other buyers on price. Though shit. You're not entitled to a lower price just because you want one.

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They downvoted him because he spoke the truth.

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I thought people of scalping was referring to someone else at first

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I hate to agree with redditors but some of them in that thread are right. There's no way to enforce this law but what are you going to do with the old strags in Congress.

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That was on purpose, obviously. You made the initial claim, genius.

if you talk like this you need the electric chair right now

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Sartre observed that irony was already lost on fascists. Irony and satire are fine modes; they just don’t do anything to fascists and will be used by hem to argue that you’re supporting them. They adhere to no morals or ethics; only that which gets them from A to B holds value.

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